/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3427

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R o l l i n g for apocalyptic level event in less than a year

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some of you nothingburgers are alright,

don't go outside tomorrow

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FUCKING STOCKHOLM RATS, STOP BEING TOURISTS IN MY CITY. I DON'T WANT TO DIE NOR DO I WANT TO WATCH MY PARENTS DIE.

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Yes but when will reopen Disney World? This is really inconvenient guys.

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>why yes, l do inject bleach, how could you tell?

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>2796113 infected
>194545 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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>was reading the hagakure before all of this happened
>catch upon a proverb saying "people think the end of the world is always at hand and this makes people frightened to act and do something"
>resonate with it since I've always been a doomfag, think I've reached an epyphany
>attempt to finally get a job
>this fucking world ending pandemic happens
fucking samurais betrayed me

/CVG/ BTFO
>Inb4 chink antibody tests
The NY study did not use them, and have a 93% accuracy when it coems to differentiating between antibodies made by covid from antibodies made by other coronaviruses

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Hi. My name is user. I have a problem with fapping.

ITS OVER

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Merely.
Pretending.

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I can't tell if they are being serious or not

who /ascended/ here?

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93% accuracy isn't good.

tel there be digits

based and rolling

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based Richie calling out this HOAX. He has a brain and doesnt watch tv and the flu has killed more than covid
youtube.com/watch?v=-VSDCwD2dDo

No trust the sneaky Japs

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 903,298 (50,954) #2 Spain 219,764 (22,524) #3 Italy 192,994 (25,969) #4 France 159,828 (22,245) #5 Germany 154,159 (5,653) #6 United Kingdom 143,464 (19,506) #7 Turkey 104,912 (2,600) #8 Iran 88,194 (5,574) #9 China 82,804 (4,632) #10 Russia 68,622 (615) #11 Brazil 51,073 (3,407) #12 Belgium 44,293 (6,679) #13 Canada 43,551 (2,294) #14 Netherlands 36,535 (4,289) #15 Switzerland 28,677 (1,578) #16 India 24,434 (780) #17 Portugal 22,797 (854) #18 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #19 Peru 20,914 (572) #20 Ireland 17,607 (794) #21 Sweden 17,567 (2,152) #22 Saudi Arabia 15,102 (127) #23 Austria 15,071 (530) #24 Israel 14,882 (193) #25 Japan 12,368 (328) #26 Chile 12,306 (174) #27 Singapore 12,075 (12) #28 Mexico 11,633 (1,069) #29 Pakistan 11,155 (237) #30 Poland 10,892 (494) #31 South Korea 10,708 (240) #32 Romania 10,417 (567) #33 United Arab Emirates 9,281 (64) #34 Belarus 8,773 (63) #35 Qatar 8,525 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +16,856 (+718) #2 Ecuador +11,536 (+16) #3 Spain +6,740 (+367) #4 Russia +5,849 (+60) #5 United Kingdom +5,386 (+768) #6 Turkey +3,122 (+109) #7 Italy +3,021 (+420) #8 France +1,645 (+389) #9 Brazil +1,581 (+94) #10 Belgium +1,496 (+189) #11 Canada +1,441 (+147) #12 India +1,395 (+59) #13 Saudi Arabia +1,172 (+6) #14 Iran +1,168 (+93) #15 Mexico +1,089 (+99) #16 Germany +1,030 (+78) #17 Sweden +812 (+131) #18 Netherlands +806 (+112) #19 Belarus +751 (+3) #20 United Arab Emirates +525 (+8) #21 Bangladesh +503 (+4) #22 Chile +494 (+6) #23 Ukraine +477 (+6) #24 Portugal +444 (+34) #25 Indonesia +436 (+42) #26 Poland +381 (+40) #27 Romania +321 (+22) #28 Kuwait +215 (+1) #29 Philippines +211 (+15) #30 Serbia +207 (+5) #31 Dominican Republic +206 (+2) #32 Egypt +201 (+7) #33 Moldova +184 (+4) #34 Switzerland +181 (+29) #35 Panama +174 (+2)…

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Boomers cannot comprehend irony when posting online, so it is serious, they need their vacation to ok, the wage slaves have to get back in the cagies.

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I have been preparing for this my whole life

lmao this guy is unstoppable

Has the Great Bill opined on the matter?

I just realised something.
People personaficing death and sickness in a positive light is a pretty old concept, over 500 years old infact.
During black death a lot of paintings were showing black death as dancing skeletons, death combined with joy and happiness.
A lot of corona-chan images are exactly that, an illness that brings suffering and in some cases death, showcased as an attractive woman, suffering combined with attraction and affection.
Some things stay the same after all.

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Pic related is the type of burger this happening is.

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funny how you nothingburgers keep clinging to these studies that aren't measuring actual cases

>93%
UK won't even touch antibody tests unless it's 98% or higher.

Pffff 20 and counting 1 year is nothing

>an entire year
>year
>one

while the death count is rising, NRW is doing everything to help corona chan!
derwesten.de/region/corona-in-nrw-coronavirus-covid-19laschet-nordrhein-westfalen-mundschutz-maske-pflicht-ministerpraesident-cdu-gottesdienst-id228975061.html
JOURNOS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ASK WHY NRW OPENS EVERYTHING
>zum frühen Start der Schulen in Nordrhein-Westfalen ist am Freitag im Düsseldorfer Landtag fast unter Ausschluss von Journalisten geführt worden.

Yeah. First confirmed deaths are now early February in America.
cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2020/04/coroner-first-us-covid-19-death-occurred-early-february

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>mother nature has to step in to derail the hyper capitalism train because society is too weak to wake up. Companies now have to beg to be bailed out HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm out of beer. Might have to go to store.
Hold me /pol

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Only season Influenza was down while ILI went up.

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>no human being can go through that

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Now we are getting to see some juicy burgers. Top grade right there

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The Argentine GLOWNIGGER is back, shoveling as furiously as he can.
Moshe, dont JEW have some baby boy's to molest?

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laughs in no chick willingly wanted to even touch me for 5 years

That would still be 8x a really bad flu year. Without counting excess fatalities from incidental causes, people not seeking health care when they need to.

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Entire Greek myths are just them makeing sexy people out rivers, flowers, thunder, death, sea etc.

As well as lots of posts like this in February.

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how

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Today he said:

“We must open up the economy NOW or the Jews won’t be able to afford new mansions. I don’t care about the elderly, they are expendable.”

Reminder that a large chunk of Americans now accept the CCP version of events. WHAT. A. . TIMELINE.

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This is in the same tier as the irish health minister

I'mma post it again.

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Have some delivered? I got a shitload of beer and booze dropped off on my porch last night. No storeborn aids for me

>bullying nothingburgers

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Roll

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>whoops
QUICK SOMEONE CATCH HIM BEFORE HE HITS THE GROUND

What does a nothingburger even mean?

No one ever told me im beautiful and im still alive and dont feel the need to "cuddle" either and im happy.

Haven't seen any bill posting in a while. It's the best out of all the nothingburger posts. Thanks.

>93%
user, I...
93% accuracy is absolute shit because prevalence is low
read up about Bayesian probability, very interesting

Anyone else watch that interview with that trump representative who said covid-19 isn't that bad because we have had 18 or so other types of it. Like the official white house representative.

I love corona chan, but it´s not enough. We need another big disaster at the same time. Like a big valcano erupting or a massive hurricane. Just give us something

I want her to be with a little boy.

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Based

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Nothingburgers keep clinging to studies that try to create new datasets outside the actual cases and deaths, clinging to market research studies surrounding antibody tests with questionable samples.

Thousands are dying daily and the world is paralyzed. This is a real disaster. Don't let them send your parents to die for their boss.

>stick to sex with fewer partners than before until we can return to normality

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I... I don't think our immune systems work like that...

Haha lmao imagine that being the case for years and years lol hhahahah hHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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massive ruinous wildfires in europe this year.

You’re an American and therefore an expect on burger terminology. You tell us.

A light snack?

What you really need is patience

Im a staunch believer in freedom of speech, but man, this crisis is really testing my beliefs.

>what is the normal form of corona?

You have a bigger version?

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>no human being can go through that

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It's weird how quickly people just accept things as fact.

▶ 19 new cases in Georgia
▶ 2 new cases and 5 new deaths in Channel Islands

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