/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3426

Isn’t it beautiful? Much kek.

Wait you can have pneumonia for a year or more?

covid19.healthdata.org/united-states-of-america
/cvg/ BTFO. peak is behind us, 0 is ahead of us

Unable to make your own conclusions, eh?

Based aussie shitposter on RoachTV:
youtube.com/watch?v=7xkBm8-OZPA

Post appears at 16:53 mark.

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INJECT

>over 8k cases in New York today
The downside of curve is really something.

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>didn't put me in the screencap but placed flip twice
I'm not mad

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>posts what, if true, is good news
>haha btfo
???

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100K+ NEW CASES TODAY LETS GO

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that's actually a good way to harass a nothingburger
basically now the best way to estimate corona deaths are the excesses. euromomo is shit in that department, but it still shows a statistically impossible excess.
why it's shit? because their baseline is definitely weirdly calculated. how can all years be mostly above the baseline? it's probably the same move as with the flu. fucking biologists and their statistics

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73,000+ cases already and still about 9 hours left to go? LET’S FUCKING DO THIS CORONACHAN!!

I only drink bleach sarcastically.

GUYS TRUMP WAS JUST BEING SARCASTIC
DON'T INJECT LIGHT

twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/1253724369639157762

>actual scientists from CDCs from first world countries around the globe and top universities predicting a .3-.6% fatality rate disease, heavily skewed towards the elderly and severely ill, a fatality rate that will drop over time due to new treatments, therapeutic drugs and the nature of all coronaviruses to mutate into less lethal versions
or
>schizos on Yas Forums who predict things like horoscopes so that literally outcome can be correct with enough mental gymnastics predicting a 3%+ fatality rate based off of reddit posts, news articles from media outlets owned by the Communist Chinese Party and anonymous posts on Yas Forums, calling this airborne AIDS that will kill us all within 2 years
hmmmmmmmmm
rentfree doomerfag

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>577 new cases
>37 deaths
>185 more """probable""" deaths

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>trusting chink antibody tests
kek'd fucking hard.

Cant flatten these curves

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>ROBOT DOGS FROM BOSTON DYNAMICS ARE USED IN USA HOSPITALS TO TREAT CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE FROM DISTANCE
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>the government would never lie
summer child this is a yikes

>>actual scientists from CDCs from first world countries around the globe and top universities predicting a .3-.6% fatality rate disease, heavily skewed towards the elderly and severely ill, a fatality rate that will drop over time due to new treatments, therapeutic drugs and the nature of all coronaviruses to mutate into less lethal versions
nice source, faggot.

go drink that soⲩ, faggot

Serious question, how you guys think this pandemic will play out?

Economy is going to shit as of now and we're not half way through the year yet with supply chains slowly being eroded, cases are still rising despite hard lockdowns in Europe, South America is on track to get royally rumbled and the virus leaves permanent damage to those who survive.

It has been what, two months nearly and so much damage as been done and we still don't know the extent of the damage.

Is there a way out of this to going back to some semblance of normality pre-covid19? Is there really a good chance that society could collapse by the end of this year?

There are already rumours and stories floating around the web that food shortages will start to beging in May/June.

What's going to happen next?

So when did /cvg/ become a den of soiboi surveillance state cheerleaders?

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APOLOGIZE
you did this you fucking bigots,
You memed the common cold into a pandemic and now these poor people are stuck in Africa where they went voluntarily to buy a couple of pets. And will probably be eaten as the gibs begin to run out. I hope you’re all happy now

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some of you nothingburgers are alright,

don't go outside tomorrow

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May the Presidents daughter who fucks a jew give you strength.

Here is a fun experiment
>بٍٍٍٍََُُُِّّّْرٍٍٍٍََُُِِّّّْآٍٍٍَُّ
splicing HIV SNP AML 983 coronavirus
wuhan bioweapon 武汉病毒学研究所
China shipped test kit swabs contaminated with 983 中国发货的被 983 污染的测试盒拭子
Test kits were fictitious and infected anyone who was tested 测试工具包是虚构的,并感染了任何经过测试的人
china will fall because of 983 中国将因983而倒台

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hope you make it bozniabro

This. So much this.

>preliminary findings
>estimate
>official count of New York State doesn't include probable deaths as recommended by CDC guidelines
>15,500 deaths is "not accurate" as it doesn't account for stay at home deaths
yep, nothing burger

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BBC now reporting 3000 deaths a day in US

>bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52415579

>Death rate is now over one 9/11 per day

>o-oh, every single western country government is lying to placate their people
>the chinese government always tells the truth though!
kill yourself fucking halfbreed
>provide source
>HAHA THIS SOURCE IS USELESS, THESE REDDIT POSTS ARE LITERALLY GOSPEL THOUGH

>they want to reopen schools and beauty-bullshit shops next week
On a side note I wonder if the increasing numbers are just the general phenomenon of Corona being immortal like thousands of new cases in Italy despite a working lockdown that lasts for months by now or . We are probably all just doomed.

the future is now

>DARPA's sexdogs
Do they suggestively wiggle they assess to make the ill feel better?

noooothing buuuuuurgeeeers
time to lift the looooockdooooooown

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EVERYONE GET DOWN I HAVE A COOF AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT

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Never. We cheer for reopening. How come it's always Americans asking dumb newfag questions?

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Does it taste better that way?

>bbc is /cvg/
When did you become a whiny little bitch?

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witnessed

>schizos on Yas Forums
Those. Often enough. That's why.

▶ 30 new cases and 2 new deaths in Luxembourg
▶ 4 new cases in the State of Palestine
▶ 127 new cases and 5 new deaths in Kazakhstan

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Life scientists doing math related things is just painful to look at.

I got triggered a few days ago when reading an article about masks and they put a table in the article but didn't put the units in the columns.

I just remembered my professors cramming that into my head on my first semester.

Good luck Corona-chan, may all lockdowns be lifted asap

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in b4 any study i don’t like i flawed but the ones that support my narrative are legit!
kek cvg fags btfo

fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch.

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable lives with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless doomer idiots and nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant. cvg is a little autistic cult at this point screeching at each other.

OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i run cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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People on about Trump injecting disinfectant of whatever. Our actual ""health"" minister said this a couple of days ago in an interview. Our government quickly brushed it under the rug.

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Nah nigga thats a transformers

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Gtfo normie retard

Noooo but we need to inject disinfectant to cure ourselves!

what part of my post supports the bugniggers? you should invest a bit of time into improving your reading comprehension

>We cheer for reopening!

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Now Americans will truely never forget 9/11 as it happens again everyday

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tell your mother to give me my money back

Based, end our faggot state.

definitely airborne virus, totally not spread by droplets

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They have a terrible ass tho

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We are not going to forget that you admitted to being a Jew.

i love you corona-chan keep bullying the flat failure

He failed successfully.

is this a military grade comfy blanket of neetdom?

Hasn't this study been retracted?

>Every government on Earth is corrupt and will do anything to stay in power
Ftfy

that study was retracted.
it's total bullshit.

How do y'all niglets think about the Czech Republic lifting most of the restrictions?

Borders are now open.
>“Commuters will be able to cross the border every day if they prove a negative test for COVID-19 every 14 days,” the Minister specified.

Free movement as of today, groups of up to 10 allowed to gather in public.

Universities open on Monday.

>“Establishments up to 2,500 m2 and with their own entrance can reopen from Monday, April 27, as well as driving schools, gyms and fitness centers, libraries, zoos and botanical gardens without indoor pavilions,” said Havlíček

again, antibody tests are fucking retarded
they test +ve for common cold coronavirii besides having high false +ve rate

>I just remembered my professors cramming that into my head on my first semester.
a plot without proper description is an automatic fail of a report when you're doing a proper scientific degree

What did you study? Chem eng here

I have the sarcastic video

twitter.com/thehill/status/1253734108448120834

I want her to be with a little boy.

>inb4 some crazy robotfucker steals one and attaches an onahole to it anyway
T-that would be weird, right? haha

archive.is/55OQq
is this a fucking joke

lol kek retards btfo

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NIGGERS

edition.cnn.com/2020/04/01/europe/iceland-testing-coronavirus-intl/index.html
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.14.20062463v1 (Santa Clara/Stanford one)
euronews.com/2020/04/19/germany-starts-mass-testing-for-coronavirus-antibodies-in-bid-to-learn-more-about-covid-19
mass testing by independent organizations, specifically
spiegel.de/wissenschaft/medizin/coronavirus-grosse-antikoerper-studie-soll-immunitaet-der-deutschen-feststellen-a-c8c64a33-5c0f-4630-bd73-48c17c1bad23
>Helmholtz-Zentrum für Infektionsforschung in Braunschweig, Deutsches Zentrum für Infektionsforschung, die Blutspendedienste,
die NAKO Gesundheitsstudie, das Robert Koch-Institut und das Institut für Virologie der Berliner Charité.
but this is all dwarfed by
mining.com/barrick-gets-800000-test-kits-to-screen-workers-for-covid-19/
the many big corporations who are buying them in the hundreds of thousands and have their own healthcare networks and laboratories in place.
Many have started since the Stanford study, they liked it's methodology
and math so much that they're literally burning through millions of to answer this question.
I get it, some of you can't doubt the narrative.
It needs to be an absolute either or case with absolutely no in between,
any complication either affects everyone and we're all going to die or it's an absolute nothingburger.
But people do doubt it and they're burning massive amounts of money over it.
pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/ryct.2020200110 Diamond Princess study,
out of 3770 people, 454 were infected, 189 were complete symptom free, out of these they picked 104 for their following study on complications

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based move because it purges the weak

I like it

Hey you kill yourself :3

The governments are shitting themselves after the oil price negative boogaloo. Things will be opening up here very soon people already going back to work which is just going to turbo charge the second wave, the next wave will be a lot worse because it will be spreading from multiple cities at once rather than just the transport hubs and capitals.
Where do we go from here? No idea I’d say we are completely fucked it’s a tug of war between the economy people and the health people ones going to lose out and I think it’s the health side because workers are just expendable slaves for the meat grinder

> 33
and so it shall be done
I'm betting on three warheads from a Chink submarine just off the coast

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What the fuck is happening in Ecuador?? They just posted 11,536 new cases. I checked the source, it's not a typo!!

but south korea actually did the things needed to combat a pandemic though.

Trump won't tell you THIS about Toyota Corolla

The elite "hunt" us - via intraspecies predation - because they DOMESTICATED us. They haven't domesticated out-of-the-way tribes and islanders because they don't have the seed within them to want to be domesticated. This "pandemic" is really something. Biofinancialweapon seeking out debtors/borrowers and also the building block to ID2020,crypto/social credit currency, etc. It's building a new economic system where the CURRENCY is even locked down and tracked 24/7 Welfare/perma-unemployment leads to UBI leads to crypto-digital currency completely traceable where the elites can turn off a person's account at will. Then the social credit system is the regulatory shaming device that keeps the borrowers and freeloaders in line digitally. youtu.be/QjKjZd-IPD8 youtu.be/29MyQEPfZK8 youtu.be/3JS8CW6dq1I

If CHO called it the Wuhan flu nobody would make sich dumb mistake.

Have you guys injected lysol into your systems yet? Heard it's a big brain idea from our very smart guy president.

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youtube.com/watch?v=zZcZ6eJoxeE

Maybe they finally got tests kits

Are they playing god? Why would anyone adopt children from Africa?

you realise what you've posted isn't good news fior flufags?
0.78% is a high cfr and those results suggest a high R0, meaning lots and lots are still going to die

Physics, I'm close to graduation, but still in uni.

Based and /ss/ pilled.

Louisiana has flattened the curve. What comes next?

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I’M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN

Even worse is when they don’t mention the initial and boundary conditions that were used to make the model

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maybe interesting for the germans here:

christian drosten, the leading virologist for germany, mentions in his new podcast episode that they are working on a vaccine in china that looks very promising and doesn't cause ADE.

youtube.com/watch?v=0qsxDbSYz0c

@27:00

and always remember to take care of yourself and don't take any unnecessary risks. ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

-Boops your cheek, nose and your tummy tum tum-

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>warhounds in development
wow we really are turning into the division

I just now noticed the death count in usa. What in the actual fuck. Do those that get corona in usa get free medical care? why is the number so high?

literally only one antibody test has been retracted, it wasn't santa clara county.
SOME antibody tests are retarded. the stockholm one was 100% specificity (as in, only detects sars-cov-2) but 80% sensitivity so it only had false negatives, no false positives.

there isn't a single small case CFR above 1.5%, even the diamond princess was 1.4 and that was a mean age above 55%. ohio prison CFR is like .003-.005
high R0 means the disease is more widespread already and that there are more mild/asymptomatic cases. if a disease has an r0 of 5+ it isn't going to take a year to spread around a country

Extremely based, no point to ruin the economy over the flu

You’ve never heard of white guilt?

That's the most hilarious thing that low CFR brainlets don't understand.

If you take away from the CFR, you're inflating the r0, and the end result is the same because immunity is short lived, especially for mild cases.

What the fuck is up with americans. Why are they the only people so obsessed with denying it. What the fuck is their to gain. Weren't they shitting on china for their denial like a month ago?

Also where the fuck is their brain. Its a bioweopon made by china and bill gates but also its not a big issue get infected lol.

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