Brit/pol/ - FIGHT edition

>Huge economic rescue plan agreed by EU leaders
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52405458
>Transport secretary briefing
bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-52391744
>Calls for the government to step in and stop Saudis from taking over Norfcastle United
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52414385
>Racist Norferners lob beer at chinky bird
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-52413070

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>EU leaders agreed to use British taxpayer's money for rescuing their economies

They do it to wind people up, i can guarantee him and ash said dont write anything about st george to wind up the gammon

meant for

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>Matt Hancock's 100,000 daily coronavirus tests target was NOT recommended by government's SAGE panel of experts, reveals Chief Medical Officer Professor Chris Whitty
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8254129/Chris-Whitty-100-000-daily-coronavirus-tests-target-not-recommended-government-experts.html
>SAGE is actively recommending fewer tests
don't they realise that we need several million tests per day if we want to get this virus under control?

You lads are amazing

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>we need several million tests
why?

to facilitate contact tracing and isolation of the infected. they should have been doing this since february.

No we don't. What we need to do is:

>lift quarantine restrictions
>let people get infected
>let all the weak and elderly die
>let the hosoitals overflow because I am fucking sick of clapping for them and hope all the RNHS staff die
>execute every single academic that suggested that pubs need to be shut until october

There we go, fixed the country yet again

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this

Hey, pasta bro.

Did you hear about Eddie?

you do realise that there's no immunity after "recovery", right? that "plan" would kill millions once the reinfections start hitting previously healthy "survivors". nothing short of total eradication will stop this virus, but it's too late for that now.

Hello, based department

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Just been b&q to get a few bags of sand and cement. No queue outside, grand. I go in and there is a massive queue of boomers with garden stuff waiting for the tills like it's a fucking airport check in.
Left me trolley and left.

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could you just stop ffs.

cringe

Seems overkill to me but i dont know.

You are like little baby

>Tired mum 'named and shamed' on Facebook for not joining clap for carers
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Hello, are you well?
No, what happened?

Whats the fat twat done now?

Holy shit based
>t. person who had asthma

Sucked off a dog for a bag of quavers

is that cunt still clapping on his 24hr clap4rnhs?

feel like pure shit just want to explore my anglo saxon heritage

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Fuck off. Wasting money to save a bunch of fat fucks and old people

Both are drains on society

Death rate for younger, economically active people is literally 0.5% at the worst

Locking up and waiting for a vaccine is so fucking pathetic. This government is so fucking pathetic. I am so pissed off that I thought Boris had a fucking spine, the man is a coward, they're all fucking cowards. The Tories are fucking pathetic, they're literally Labour lite with their gay PR strategies

You don't vote Tory for them to gently make the right decisions and give a fuck about PR, you vote Tory so they tell you're scum and close the mines, not to pussyfoot around.

Everyone sees the Tories are evil bastards, everyone expects them to act like authoritarians, they should act like it too. Who the fuck wants a nice Tory?

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>name 1 thing non zoomers had that zoomers didn't have
blarism

I can't really blame Boris because he went through it himself and really doesn't want to catch it a second time.

Honestly this clapping thing is getting cringe now and worrying/ The first one was actually nice, albeit controlled considering in Italy people spontaneously started playing music as opposed to encouraged.

Now 5 weeks in, people are shaming people for not clapping.... the state. It's ridiculous cringe.

Not to mention the media and gov don't give a shit anymore about lifting/reporting on lifting the lockdown. It's all PPE bullshit and NPC virtue signalling

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Based torehs, everyone younger than genx are entitled whining cunts and probably lgbt.

I got tricked again; this is not true

naming my next child NHS and if you don't do the same you are a fucking bigot, bigot

>you do realise that there's no immunity after "recovery", right?
Back to /cvg/

show me some proof of immunity among "survivors".

Enachess.

It is true unfortunately

What would be your plan if you was the government?

Where are all these millions of people dying then?

>1997-2007
spastic
none of you old cunts have named anything yet

the 95% of people that didn't die.

Show proof there isn't
A few people with weak immune systems catching it or having it reactivated doesn't count if 99% didn't

china, for now. it won't be long until the deaths hit the millions elsewhere. it's already halfway there outside of china once you compensate for all of the underreporting.

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i'm only 31 and literally nothing is better now compared to say 2010 (we were in a massive fuck off recession). you have nothing to compare it to so this is good for you. i promise you it aint.

Apparently, because my wife is getting furlough money, according to the universal credit team, i am entitled to absolutely 0 pounds per month

Fuck this

He was BTFO with his China numbers millions of Europeans should be dead. China welded doors shut we politely tell people not to go outside