The GYM JEW

I'm about to tell you something that will blow your mind right now, without asking you to subscribe, like or buy products. I'm telling you because I want to destroy the banking CONSOOM system that americans are so brainwashed by.

- The GYM JEW was one of the biggest mistakes i've ever made.
- You pay a literal jew ~100$-200$ a year for the privilege to visit his "room of weights"
- You get baited to buy ~100$-200$ a year to buy protein powders (with onions & aspartame), pre workouts, amino acids and meme shit.
- You still have to deal with obnoxious roasties stretching their vagina hogging all the machines and just obnoxious gym culture and "having to dress this way" "have to put your weights back" "cant drop the weights" "have to wipe your sweat"
- After only 6 months you have lost around 200$ already and you are a little leaner and a little more muscular. After losing so much time, money, energy and being in an atmosphere that makes you anxious and annoyed.

NOW IMAGINE! if you instead went with your car to a nearby river or park area with no people around, and you brought 2 dumbbells with you. They cost ~60$ you only buy them once, and you can drop them on the sand/grass as much as you want, listen to whatever podcast you want, breathe fresh air and drink some coffee.
- You can also put some weights on your legs and just take a walk in the park, its that easy.
- The REAL RED PILL after this is OFF-ROAD hiking. By that i mean going to actual hills/forests/mountains away from the trails and paths people walk on, and going up, with a backpack and a walking stick.

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You can learn and make your own guerilla garden no one would ever find. You learn gardening, you learn to cook on fire, you learn to bushcraft. Maybe in time you have a special location with a burried cache when the NWO locks down towns again.
- Just going ONCE a week to a new place and walking alone, away from humans and their stress, and driving fast, and being in a hurry, you would be more developed and endurance then going to the gym and squatting 150kg. This is a hobby that gives and gives and gives, and you never get bored and quit like the gym.
- You don't need to spend $$$ on meme products, you just need 5$ for gas. No roasties, no bullshit. You just plant some potatoes, some strawberries, you rest on top of a mountain.
- If you don't like it, then go back to your gym. Drink your 5$ shake and remember to not drop weights, and give the yoga pants whores attention. Your life is meaningless. You exist to burn money and to "Get back to the gym" every 2 years.
- By that time I've worked on my car, I've build a fucking bugout location and a garden. I look just as good as you and i can crawl on a mountain for hours stalking you and sniping your ass with a bow. You can squat 150kg thats cool.

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OP isn’t a faggot. Dumbells,bench, pull-up bar are all you really need

>t. Jewish dumbbell salesman

Oh shit

frankly you don't need dumbbells. I only talked about it because i started taking them with me when i go to the river.
Otherwise i was busy taking my tires off and painting my brakes and coating my car underneath.

You'd be fine just off-road hiking some hill, curl a fucking rock. You can even make your own dumbbells from concrete.

I hate the prices too...but i dont need to buy anything more.

800 use can buy you a power rack, enough iron, and a solid bench.

You can squat, deadlift, pull up, dip, bench, hip thrust, and..well what else do you even need? I made a deadlift mat out of exercise pads and carpet. Dropped 300lbs on it no worries.

There's a pull-up bar in every park around every block.
I have 2 dumbbells, a EZ curl bar and a pullup bar, and they are just collecting dust.

But when it comes to hiking i've never gotten bored. Thats the key. Its what i really love. I love going on ruff terrain, walking through shit, carrying shit.

With the gym it was always 6 months of lost money and getting bored.

Aside from a Rogue Barbell I made my own squat cage and weights using my stemfag jobs plasma table, welder and magbase drills.

I have 18 chickens for a family of 4 so Ill eat eggs all day over protein powder.

Just use a fucking bucket with dirt and move it around

My gym is a quaint little community gym the new jewish (not even exaggerating) city commissioner immediately tried to close for budget reasons. He got btfo by public protest. The gym in question is lacking great ac and is close to the library. Only a few homeless wander in because the library is so much nicer and close by. The ones that are regulars are pretty based with their bantz. It's never crowded and has no cancerous gym culture. I love it. A bunch of based boomers love it too. They could go to any gym in town, but they like the atmosphere.

You could...it will always be better than a gym sub, but the point is you are better off carrying rocks or sand and not wasting 800$.

We are in CORONA times, the governments want to lock you to stay in towns, to not go out. Spending money on useless shit is the last thing you need. You should be working on a location out of town. You're better off shooting arrows with some cheap chinese bow for a workout then a power rack. At least you will know how to shoot a bow.

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>"have to put your weights back"
You mean picking up after yourself?

That's not gym culture that's not being fucking 12

The red pill is 300mg test per week.

>100$-200$ a year
I wish. It's over $100 a month here.

Squat rack. Dont forget squat rack, thst way you are able to bench press, ohp and squat. Also some elastic bands for rotator cuffs.

>hello user, sit back, relax and read my essay on how im an idiot who gets scammed

Based. The gym is over rated and filled with Subhumans that get in your way. Filled with insecure inferior roiders and attention whore thots. Just find something heavy and lift it. You don’t need fancy DUMB bells or equipment to stay fit and healthy.

Gyms should be free and mandatory

1. it doesnt matter.
2. sure i put my stuff back, im not an asshole
3. but i could KEEP MY MONEY and do whatever i want in a forest atmosphere, not with some roastie looking at what im doing, thinking im some disgusting incel.

You are literally better eating pig pattee when it comes to nutrition, compared to protein powder. And whey is least okay, all other proteins are pretty much horrible .

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Over rated. Enjoy your long term spinal and knee injuries. Stupid goy.

The gym is like Starbucks. Only real dumb fags go there.

front squats ftw

go one further, reject weights altogether (as there is so much wasted energy in moving pieces of metal around, you build nothing but muscle) and replace it with a constructive activity like lumberjacking and building cabins, then you will be fit and strong AND you will have something other than your body to show for it
i realize most people are unable or unwilling to do such a thing since sucking jewish cock for shekels is number one priority

oh i forgot about that.
1. Did you know that there are no studies that show that L-carninite helps you lose fat?
2. did you know they replaced ephedrine with synephrine and it doesnt work?

you can lost 200$ on fat burners and you will lie to yourself that "it worked a little"

The only stuff that "works" is epherdrine, roids and that other dangerous stuff i forgot.
Even FUCKING SARMS didnt work for losing me fat dude, id start seeing yellow before it helps me lose fat.
You are literally better buying some roids every 3 years, like some anavar (if you find it real).

You know what worked though? Having fun climbing hills for 1-2 hours on an empty stomach so the body can use the body fat as energy (amazing rush).

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All gyms are agenda 21. Don't rent weights, own weights.

I can respect the socializing angle, but I don't know how many will admit that gym is their social life and a place to look at ass.

I bought a used squat rack years ago off Craigslist. Also got a good bar and a decent number of plates. All said and done it was like 400 bucks. Now I've got a rogue squat stand with a pull up bar in my garage. Built a platform and still have the bar and weights. Haven't stepped foot in a gym in probably 5 years. Feels great man. I do miss the eye candy though.

>not with some roastie looking at what im doing,
Why the fuck do you care about what some roastie thinks. You sound insecure.
Just look back at her and smile or wink. She'll never look at you again. Or you'll end up banging her, but my money is on the former.

just make your own gym with some friends, geez
paying for gym jew is dumb and always was

I just do Insanity at home for free

I live in the city and go to a bodybuilding gym. It is quite possibly the best use of my money. Do not let OP distract you from physical fitness. Getting huge is a white behavior.

This. I used to help a friend build his own weights by pouring concrete into bucket/plastic bottle casts and such over the summer when we were just young lads. It was fun.

Yup, Tyres for bumper plates and whatever else you can fit on there. Ghetto poverty figured this out long ago. Necessity is the mother of invention.

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Dude im not a zoomer anymore. I have a GF, i have no interest looking at yoga wearing roasties every day, like im so pathetic coomer. Am i going to fuck or am i going to lift weights?
Besides the roasties are always clogging up cables and dumbbells doing weird shit, especially in a small gym. And they are only there to attention whore and judge you. I dont need the fucking stress man. I dont want some stupid cunts near me. After a while it just starts to wear you down.
You have to deal with social norms and autists all day in traffic and in work. I wanna fucking lift around nature.

>be me
>use native-american workout gym
>free
>no roasties
>actually nobody ever there

Why not both?

>he doesn't have his own weights
I got like 200 dollars worth of weights 15 years ago for christmas. think of how much money I saved by owning my own weights

Best advice ITT.

not my fault you're poor and everybody in the gym laughs at your pathetic ass

>drink some coffee
>complains about the gym jew but the caffeinated jew is totally fine! Consoooom!
stopped reading instantly.

Since the pandemic ive gotten by sprinting uphill, doing my own p90x style workout and intermittent fasting on days off. Also been using my Olympic o rings for dips and pulling. Honestly I only want a barbell for power cleans and OHP. OP sort of has a point. I'd rather do 200 bw squats and sprint uphill than have thighs that don't fit in jeans from repping 3 plate. If anything I'd center my routine around strengthening my sprinting as sprinting seems to be bringing the gains.

This. I spent $120 at play it again sport 14 years ago and still use my weights weekly and theyre perfect for everything i need. A bench. An olympic bar and weights and 2 different sets of adjustable weight dumbbells. Dint forget the gloves

Based 777 Mormon

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Tldr OP is a DYEL faggot who will never hit 1/2/3/4. Also home gym master race+Country living=based life.

Ok, fatty

This. Who gives a fuck about a couple hundred bucks.

Also, how is this politics?

energy and time moving weights could be put towards something productive that will outlast your fleshy body, giving your family something of value instead of just yourself
doing both is cutting your potential short as you only have a finite amount of time and energy

>poorfags

Says the guy that cant afford the investment of owning weights so he rents them at a gym.

You guys are like the console owners of lifters. Just take the plunge and join the master race. Your wallet will thank you in the long run. You'll likely never attend another gym in your life anyway due to the neverendingvirus.

post body

>country life
>uses a gym

kek, the suburbs arent country life

UnabombTed, is that you?

f u i used to squat 220lbs for 4 reps, until the loins started hurting.
I doubt you are more ripped than me with a diet of luxury soups canadian.

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