NOOOO you can't make quick easy money in the black market as a grave robber by body snatching undiscovered Muslim mass...

>NOOOO you can't make quick easy money in the black market as a grave robber by body snatching undiscovered Muslim mass graves and re-selling their skulls for 15.000eur the piece

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>oh god NOOOOoo and you especially can't do so by putting on a pair of gloves and shoving your fingers in the eye sockets and pulling the head back, then cutting open the neck with a knife and ripping the rest from the jaw until it falls off, then putting it in a dark paper or leather or book bag (not a plastic white bag as you can easily see shapes through those, a nice dark bag), also bring more than one person with you so that at least one can keep track of people nearby while you two do the rest, best if you brought six people with you to keep track on all sides, equipped with walkie-talkies and switching channels every ten minutes, preferably on a mild rainy autumn midnight (but not windy as wind carries away noise) so you can carry it out all at once and mustn't wait until the next day after digging them up to do the rest of the job, also set off any evidence by bringing some additional shoes and walking in them in the opposite direction to confuse investigators and then put on your other shoes, quickly ride home and don't forget to park the car in the garage before lifting the bag together out of the car boot, carefully empty it in the basement as to not mix up any bones and it carries the least stench from there, let each individually wash under a hard stream of water under the sink for about 15 minutes until the flesh easily falls off by rubbing, then throw the solids caught in the sink in a bucket instead of flushing them down the toilet since they can easily clog it

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>then you can't just break off the jaw bone without damaging it by putting your fingers again in the eye sockets (not the nostrils, they are fragile and can easily break or damage), pull the jaw bone until it falls off, afterwards clean the remainder brain mass from the hole with your finger (might leave just a little so that it makes an authentic sound when shaken), immerse it in diluted bleach for a few seconds, you can also leave some attached hairs and brownish dried blood on the sides, the next morning you can leave it in your backyard for a few hours to sun bleach to make the top of the head become beautiful and white (the color on the sides can look inappropriate in comparison, like a brown or beige color, but don't let that frustrate you it's what makes the skull look authentic and buyers will know that so under no circumstance NEVER PAINT IT, might as well buy it from a Halloween shop), another important thing not to try remove the flaky pieces that can be easily peeled off it's also distinctive to an authentic skull, further you can bring something with you like a piece of cloth (this one can be hard to remove since clothes stiffen and can become a tree bark-like texture and a knife might not be enough to cut them through so bring along a good pair of scissors), if the person in question had a moustache or any kind of facial hair go for that, or even their leg bones as further evidence that it's 100% real, you can pull them just the same way that the skull is removed, if asked for fingers rip them off first and individually since they get easily mixed and can be confused for toes if not presented in one piece

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This is the most based post I've seen all year. This is what I like to see. Good quality posting.

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yes thats how i ate dinner last night by selling skull of your mother

this seems like a lot of work and risk for just 15 European dollars per skull.
Plus I'm supposed to be splitting the cash between 6 people?
No thanks.

where are these muslim graves from?

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