/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3423

► Detected: 2,754,506 (+31,462) ► Died: 192,377 (+1,458) ► Day: 106 (-11:34:40)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 10x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 3,529 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Italy claims virus found in dust clouds, fully airborne
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Blood thickening associated to infection
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Some strains 270 times more infectious than others
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New symptom: purple or blue lesions on feet and toes, mostly kids
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>ARCHIVE
Survivors will need rehabilitation due to neuromuscular damage
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There is now evidence for SARS-CoV-2 reactivation
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Virus binds to GRP78, third route found
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Virus can travel 8 meters, stay in air for hours, says MIT
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H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
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Dutch deaths up to 2 times higher than reported, official data
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China implies local officials are hiding new cases
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Over 28,000 deaths went unreported in 10 countries
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>LATEST
▶ 66 new cases and 1 new death in Senegal
▶ 2439 new cases and 133 new deaths in the United States
▶ 26 new cases and 1 new death in the Republic of North Macedonia
▶ 455 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany
▶ 1020 new cases and 52 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 207 new cases and 5 new deaths in Serbia
▶ 2 new deaths in Argentina
▶ 69 new cases and 8 new deaths in Austria
▶ 751 new cases and 3 new deaths in Belarus

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I want to fuck this cute virus

I HURT
MYSELF
TODAY

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TO SEE IF I
STILL FEEL

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Spam monkey eternally btfo

I really hope Corona-chan will revert all the damage that has been done to Europe in past few decades.

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Blessed Corona Chan. Go forth and smite those who oppose us

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actual thread:

There is not one news source without an agenda
Has it always been like this?

Nothing Burgers Always Trumpers on Suicide Watch
Will Actually Attempt Chlorox Bleach Cure in Vain Attempt to BTFO /CVG/

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No u

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HCQ is eternally and utterly BTFO. Raoult is dying as we speak

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fuck off memeflag

yes
>what do?
read everything and make your own mind up

>he doesn't have the light of God in his heart

kys niggers

Estimated new cases for today?

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Guess who is in this initiative?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
clown world

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 888,881 (50,369) #2 Spain 219,764 (22,524) #3 Italy 189,973 (25,549) #4 France 158,183 (21,856) #5 Germany 153,584 (5,577) #6 United Kingdom 138,078 (18,738) #7 Turkey 101,790 (2,491) #8 Iran 88,194 (5,574) #9 China 82,804 (4,632) #10 Russia 68,622 (615) #11 Brazil 50,512 (3,365) #12 Belgium 44,293 (6,679) #13 Canada 42,110 (2,147) #14 Netherlands 36,535 (4,289) #15 Switzerland 28,677 (1,551) #16 India 23,502 (722) #17 Portugal 22,797 (854) #18 Peru 20,914 (572) #19 Ireland 17,607 (794) #20 Sweden 17,567 (2,152) #21 Saudi Arabia 15,102 (127) #22 Austria 15,071 (530) #23 Israel 14,882 (193) #24 Japan 12,368 (328) #25 Singapore 12,075 (12) #26 Chile 11,812 (168) #27 Mexico 11,633 (1,069) #28 Ecuador 11,183 (560) #29 Pakistan 11,155 (237) #30 Poland 10,759 (463) #31 South Korea 10,708 (240) #32 Romania 10,417 (552) #33 Belarus 8,773 (63) #34 United Arab Emirates 8,756 (56) #35 Qatar 8,525 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +2,439 (+133) #2 Spain +6,740 (+367) #3 Germany +455 (+2) #4 Iran +1,168 (+93) #5 Russia +5,849 (+60) #6 Brazil +1,020 (+52) #7 Belgium +1,496 (+189) #8 Netherlands +806 (+112) #9 Switzerland +181 (+2) #10 India +463 (+1) #11 Portugal +444 (+34) #12 Sweden +812 (+131) #13 Saudi Arabia +1,172 (+6) #14 Austria +69 (+8) #15 Israel +79 (+1) #16 Mexico +1,089 (+99) #17 Pakistan +98 (+2) #18 Poland +248 (+9) #19 Romania +321 (+7) #20 Belarus +751 (+3) #21 Indonesia +436 (+42) #22 Denmark +137 (+9) #23 Ukraine +477 (+6) #24 Serbia +207 (+5) #25 Norway (+1) #26 Philippines +211 (+15) #27 Czech Republic +1 (+3) #28 Australia +8 (+4) #29 Malaysia +88 (+1) #30 Panama +174 (+2) #31 Bangladesh +503 (+4) #32 Finland +111 (+5) #33 Argentina (+2) #34 Moldova (+4) #35 Kuwait +215 (+1)…

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>yfw migapedes euthanize themselves

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A MAN IN BARCELONA, SPAIN, DECIDES AS HIS LAST WILL BEFORE DYING TO SUE THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH AND THE "CORONAVIRUS EXPERT" OF THE COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT FOR NOT SECURING HOSPITALS AGAINST CORONAVIRUS
>A MAN IN BARCELONA, SPAIN, DECIDES AS HIS LAST WILL BEFORE DYING TO SUE THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH AND THE "CORONAVIRUS EXPERT" OF THE COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT FOR NOT SECURING HOSPITALS AGAINST CORONAVIRUS
A MAN IN BARCELONA, SPAIN, DECIDES AS HIS LAST WILL BEFORE DYING TO SUE THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH AND THE "CORONAVIRUS EXPERT" OF THE COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT FOR NOT SECURING HOSPITALS AGAINST CORONAVIRUS

>elespanol.com/sociedad/20200424/voluntad-jose-covid-querella-simon-homicidio-imprudente/484951872_0.html

BASED MAN, RIP.

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lol
memefag forgot to title his attempt at thread splitting
try harder chanp

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>back to work on Monday
>Corona outbreak under control
>Personally taking charge of the Brexit '''negotiations'''

Euros SEETHING

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That's kinda weird Tbh

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I mean is independant journalism never been a thing?

Can we actually convince some MIGApedes to drink harmful substances to “prevent coronavirus”?

Waiting for my UV-C order.
In the meantime, has anyone found more research about using UV light to disinfect surfaces, especially about UV-A one? I found only one about it from some French papers that used UV-A on a surface for only 15 minutes and told that this doesn't work, but they haven't used it for longer than 15 minutes. It's because I have one UV lamp with wavelength 320~400nM and I'm not sure whether this works or not.

and replace them with whom?

You laugh but why do you think the Chinese were using IV ascorbic acid? Well there are many different reasons but one of them is the production of hydrogen peroxide
pnas.org/content/pnas/105/32/11037.full.pdf
Trump is an idiot and speaks like one but he has some good people advising him

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Do you know how nymphs work?

Yes. Read medical journals yourself and draw conclusions.

Why no sales on at the shops despite depression?

Oy vey neva forget da holocough!

I focus on the pain?

if your country recovery rate greater than 10% your country is lying about its numbers

>if your country recovery rate greater than 10% your country is lying about its numbers


if your country recovery rate greater than 10% your country is lying about its numbers

>if your country recovery rate greater than 10% your country is lying about its numbers

if your country recovery rate greater than 10% your country is lying about its numbers

>if your country recovery rate greater than 10% your country is lying about its numbers

I'm seeing so many people going "Oh, but the CFR is low, lol. It's nothing", and at the same time every-single-proposed-miracle drug/treatment fails.
Is that a way of coping or...?

GLOBAL WARMING CHAN PLEASE STOP THE HEAT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The virus isn't real
Intravenous Lysol blocks 5G waves

GERMAN GOVERMENT IS SUGGESTING TO PLAY THE FOOTBALL GAMES OF THE NATIONAL LEAGUE WITH MAKS, INCLUDING PLAYERS

>elespanol.com/deportes/futbol/20200424/gobierno-aleman-sugiere-bundesliga-reanude-jugando-mascarillas/484952064_0.html

OH NONONONONONONOONONONON

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>In the meantime, has anyone found more research about using UV light to disinfect surfaces, especially about UV-A one?
UV-As don't do shit, you want the UV-C ones, those can sterilize shit in a timelapse of 10-30 seconds

Okay just got the news.
When can I expect americans to start injecting bleach into themselves?

They know the plebs will riot without their circus so they show must go on

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I have not been keeping up with the happening since mid march, can you give me a quick rundown on how things are evolving in the region in general and how are things in your area?

Good goy. Don’t forget the 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dead chinks.

▶ 5386 new cases and 768 new deaths in the United Kingdom

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I'd take even that with a grain of salt user. Being skeptical is a good starting point no matter how trusted a source may appear. Even independent journalists. Even alternative media. Everyone has an agenda.

You can expect your own understanding of pathogens treatment nutrition and anything general health to stay frozen in 1915.

The only thing Amerifats seem to want to inject currently is lard into arteries and money into Israel's pockets. Status is normal.

We should seriously go on MAGA reddit larping as doctors and encourage them to do that.

It's a red herring.

Even the lowest estimates have it being 10 times deadlier than the flu. And the less deadly you make it, the more contagious you make it in contrast. So whatever you take away from the CFR is fully compensated by the r0 infecting more people.

Therefore, what really matters is how long-lasting is immunity, to know how often this will be recurrent. And we know the most optimistic scenario is about 8 months.

sheeeeeeit

It's so fucking close

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#trumpslight
#coronafree
#itrustpotus

then just make some mildly convincing shit up about drinking bleach and recovering, someone will do it

this post is satire, of course.

The Bongolese getting BTFO’d kek

Yes. Denial and normalcy bias is running rampant right now. People ignore all the data, facts, numbers and scientific information we have available and instead they choose to handwave, make excuses and move goalposts. They'd rather live in a comfortable lie surrounded by fallacies than face the truth.

BASED BASED BASED

Fucking retarded gummint caved into Trump's retaliation request saying "Murrica will remember this", literally when we didnt even have enough for our people.

There is a God after all.

>768 new deaths in the United Kingdom
must be a typo, it's actually 684

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checked it's gonna happen 9/11 everyday

Where is the info dump of hacks? I wanna see what kinda degenerate shit bill faps to

And it's veeery big business.

And thats a good thing

Its literally 14% but then the death rate is like 22% in some places

>enough faith in humanity to believe at least 20 people wont try drinking cleaner fluid because they are even stupider than trump
Admirable

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>Georgia is actually re opening stuff
absolute madlads

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checked

>believing the China fud after the HCQ papers

I thought it's supposed to be chloroquine phosphate?
Did they just forget about the phosphate part?

will do thanks

>make shit up about drinking bleach and recovering
Its not making shit up if its real.
There are dozens of records from people recovering from flu by drinking bleach.
Ofcourse, big pharma and (((them))) are hiding those records because who would buy their medicine then?

>138 occupants of the Aykibom youth hostel, located in Rua Morais Soares, in Lisbon, which was evacuated this Sunday morning, were diagnosed with coronavirus, according to the Lisbon municipal civil protection adviser, Carlos Castro. During this morning, 170 people were evacuated from the Aykibom hostel, at number 173 of the Rua Morais Soares.

These people were all asylum seekers. They wanted to use the virus to get the status quicker, saying that if they didn't get their applications dealt with they would leave the hostel (knowing that they are infected with coronavirus). 17 of them escaped quaranantine and are currently MISSING, somewhere in Lisboa having 100% got the virus.

I am never buying any of this emotional bullshit about the refugees again, they are just looking for any way to manipulate the country and get their benefits.

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Shit those are some pretty high numbers even for the heckin bongerinos. I thought they had peaked already??

Worldometers says 19,506 cumulative too, so it's correct. It's probably because Worldometers didn't add some deaths yesterday (whatever the NHS considers yesterday)

I'm 100% sure the MSM will find some number of psychotic leftists who poisoned their spouses with bleach or isopropyl.

May have been a LARP
Some anons were saying the other night it was a honeypot to catch dissidents in china
Dont really know what you'd expect to find in them.
If they were real expect to wait a while, many people will have changed email passwords by now and trolling through actual millions of general correspondence isn't likely to turn up much.

get a box fan

▶ 72 new cases and 1 new death in Afghanistan
▶ 91 new cases and 2 new deaths in Bulgaria

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>psychotic leftists will take advice from trump
user... Stop wing cucking its gay
taking the red pill means waking up to reality not turning into a republican

>bro just blow hot air on your face lmao

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NOT THE HECKIN AFGHANERINOS AND BULGARINOS!!

I dont like being right. It means a lot of people are going to die.

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cvg gives off tranny vibes

herd gannnnnnngggg

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On the bright side if you survive the virus you may be inmune to SARS, HIV and cancer...

/this is not medical advice, please do not drink bleach folks!

I like how pol is supposed to be based and redpilled but they're are fretting over a few hundred thousand weak faggots dying like a bunch of jewish hens