/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3421

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WELCOME TO THE NEW NORMAL

>Work smart, travel alone, eat out fast: South Korea's prescription for coronavirus recovery

!!!!!!!!!
>“Some experts predict COVID-19 will stay for as long as TWO YEARS, and we have to accept the reality that we can’t go back to pre-COVID-19 life during that time,” Vice Health Minister Kim Gang-lip told a briefing.

>“The government is preparing a transition to a sustainable routine distancing scheme with the goal of carrying out regular social and economic activity and preventing COVID-19 infections at the same time,” he said.

zThe guidelines detail a code of conduct in areas including workplaces, transport, restaurants, shopping and sporting fixtures, starting with general rules such as washing hands, maintaining distance and regular temperature checks and disinfection.

The whole article is important desu

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-southkorea/work-smart-travel-alone-eat-out-fast-south-koreas-prescription-fo

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SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT ALLOWS STUDENTS WITH ANY AMOUNT OF FAILED CLASSES PASS TO ANOTHER CURSE OR GRADUATE

>elmundo.es/espana/2020/04/24/5ea2be5921efa0c7348b4631.html
OH NONONONONONONO ANY RETARD CAN PASS GRADE NOW

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12/10
How long did it take for you to make it user ?

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 886,709 (50,243) #2 Spain 213,024 (22,157) #3 Italy 189,973 (25,549) #4 France 158,183 (21,856) #5 Germany 153,129 (5,575) #6 United Kingdom 138,078 (18,738) #7 Turkey 101,790 (2,491) #8 Iran 87,026 (5,481) #9 China 82,804 (4,632) #10 Russia 68,622 (615) #11 Brazil 50,036 (3,331) #12 Belgium 44,293 (6,679) #13 Canada 42,110 (2,147) #14 Netherlands 35,729 (4,177) #15 Switzerland 28,496 (1,551) #16 India 23,502 (722) #17 Portugal 22,353 (820) #18 Peru 20,914 (572) #19 Ireland 17,607 (794) #20 Sweden 16,755 (2,021) #21 Austria 15,002 (522) #22 Israel 14,882 (193) #23 Saudi Arabia 13,930 (121) #24 Japan 12,368 (328) #25 Chile 11,812 (168) #26 Mexico 11,633 (1,069) #27 Ecuador 11,183 (560) #28 Singapore 11,178 (12) #29 Pakistan 11,155 (237) #30 Poland 10,759 (463) #31 South Korea 10,708 (240) #32 Romania 10,096 (552) #33 United Arab Emirates 8,756 (56) #34 Indonesia 8,211 (689) #35 Denmark 8,210 (394)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +267 (+7) #2 Spain +6,740 (+367) #3 Russia +5,849 (+60) #4 Brazil +738 (+30) #5 Belgium +1,496 (+189) #6 Switzerland +181 (+2) #7 India +463 (+1) #8 Israel +79 (+1) #9 Mexico +1,089 (+99) #10 Pakistan +98 (+2) #11 Poland +248 (+9) #12 Romania +321 (+7) #13 Indonesia +436 (+42) #14 Ukraine +477 (+6) #15 Philippines +211 (+15) #16 Czech Republic +1 (+3) #17 Australia +8 (+4) #18 Malaysia +88 (+1) #19 Panama +174 (+2) #20 Bangladesh +503 (+4) #21 Argentina (+1) #22 Greece (+2) #23 Hungary +99 (+11) #24 Kazakhstan +45 (+4) #25 Uzbekistan +20 (+1) #26 Estonia +13 (+1) #27 Armenia +73 (+3) #28 New Zealand +5 (+1) #29 Bosnia & Herzegovina +8 (+1) #30 Slovenia +7 (+1) #31 Slovakia +35 (+2) #32 Latvia +6 (+1) #33 Bolivia +31 (+3) #34 Guatemala +42 (+1) #35 Sudan +12 (+3)…

Is it rare? In the north of Poland wild boars are like pigeons

They taste so good why is nobody shooting them? I am craving wild boar meat for days. It's the best with cranberries and red wine sauce.

It's gone, did you back it up?

Impressive. Very nice.

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They are helping their supports

SPANISH MAN IN MADRID, SPAIN, FINED FOR GOING TO PLAY "GTA V" WITH A FRIEND AT HIS HOME
>SPANISH MAN IN MADRID, SPAIN, FINED FOR GOING TO PLAY "GTA V" WITH A FRIEND AT HIS HOME
SPANISH MAN IN MADRID, SPAIN, FINED FOR GOING TO PLAY "GTA V" WITH A FRIEND AT HIS HOME
>SPANISH MAN IN MADRID, SPAIN, FINED FOR GOING TO PLAY "GTA V" WITH A FRIEND AT HIS HOME
SPANISH MAN IN MADRID, SPAIN, FINED FOR GOING TO PLAY "GTA V" WITH A FRIEND AT HIS HOME
>SPANISH MAN IN MADRID, SPAIN, FINED FOR GOING TO PLAY "GTA V" WITH A FRIEND AT HIS HOME
SPANISH MAN IN MADRID, SPAIN, FINED FOR GOING TO PLAY "GTA V" WITH A FRIEND AT HIS HOME

>twitter.com/policiademadrid/status/1253228835618918400

CLOWN WORLD

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Why is the US so bad at pandemics, its a bit embarassing to be honest.

Muh greatest nation in the world and all, and they are getting fucked in the ass by a chinese little virus.

>why wont turkroaches shoot and eat them.
you are an idiot.

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They have liters of like 12 at a time and can eat basically anything so even if you kill thousands of them a year their populations still grow.

you better archived that shit

Yes, it's rare in Turkey. People encounter them in the mountains but they won't come to cities, especially not with piglets.

about half an hour

You do know that IV hydrogen peroxide therapy is a thing.
Yes trump sounds like an idiot but he is technically correct

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>Dead: 197,273
lol, still only 197,273.
How many days has it been stuck at 197,273? Four days? Five days?

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We don't eat pigs here mate.

Hi everyone, its Friyay lol :)

you're late

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Well that was fast.

>Hey our students are stupid, what do we do?
>Oh just let them graduate, not like they will use anything they learn from scholl anyway.

archive.today/nr5b8

You did good.

The only place getting fucked is New York and that’s because it’s full of homosexuals who feel a strong impulse to poz each other as well as foreigners who don’t have hygiene

Hello gary

Good for you, boars can go berserk when they have piglets and these things can seriously injure you. They are strong, fast and the males can easily pierce your organs with their tusks.

Do secular Turks eat pork? Or do they still avoid it for cultural reasons,

Well shit, honestly amazed injecting hydrogen peroxide wouldn't instantly kill someone. Learn something every day.

This. Going mad is the absolute wise man's choice. I couldn't deal with a few things when I was five so I just switched into insanity mode and cannot care about anything anymore since then. Everything feels just like a simulation to me anyway.

Dr. Oz is also a thing.
Is this a Dr. Oz thing?

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The same thing is happening in the US. In Florida all students are going to be "socially" promoted this year regardless of grades

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Thank you

Also California, also Chicago, also New Orleans...

Shut the fuck up dumb gay faggot

▶ 215 new cases and 1 new death in Kuwait
▶ 264 new cases in Germany
▶ 13 new cases in Djibouti
▶ 1168 new cases and 93 new deaths in Iran

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cant wait to go out to crack a cold one with the boys
except I cant go out
and their are no cold ones
and no boys
feels bad man

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Kill them and sell them to Germans!
Cry about loneliness during lockdown faggot

archive.is/c9WSP
>Since the beginning of the corona crisis, Denmark has had far stricter rules and restrictions than Sweden.
>But now the Danes seem tired. Figures show that more and more people are going out in public again. During Thursday, several parks in Copenhagen were filled with thousands of people.
>"This means that in the coming month we risk an increase in the number of infected people," states scientist Michael Bang Pedersen told Ritzau.
Based Danish super-spreaders

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DUDE JUST GET CORONAVIRUS IN PURPOSE, IT'S FOR SCIENCE!

>1daysooner.org/
>I am older - 52, my kids are grown and I feel like if I can help save people who are not in the same position then I should do it. AUSTIN, TEXAS, USA
>I just want this to be solved already. ROMANIA
>I am a zen practitioner and part of this ractice is taking the Bodhisattva vows to "save all sentient beings" . I can think of no more powerful way to actualize my commitment to put others first. PENNSYLVANIA, USA

OH NONONONONONONONONONONO

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Canadian friend said teachers told them simply turning in homework will give a passing grade within the first week of closing campuses

AHHHHH what do people think an education is anyway?!

>California
>Chicago
Oh wow the places with the most people have the most deaths. Amazing!
>New Orleans
Basically a foreign country. Not the rest of the countries fault that niggers decided to have Mardi Gras during a global pandemic.

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as long as they still count them idc

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see

I really fucking hate people who clap like retards. Fucking retards

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Happened in my class last quarter. My teacher got real lazy and gave everyone an A on our 8 paged essay.

i still love you gary

brainwashing for plebs
There is a reason in the US schools and prisons will have the same design

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There's a lot of cold ones in the mass graves

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Northern Euros are too autistic to be super spreaders. You need a culture like Spain or Shitaly where everyone lives with their parents and kisses every person they meet and spends all of their waking hours socializing

Why couldn't I be born later I would get actual acceptable school grades now.

▶ 2 new cases in Vietnam

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>my tiny corner of the country isnt swarming with cases wut gives!
now you know why so many nurses have time to make tik tok videos. You're inability to have patience for this when all public events, business conferences and entertainment venues are closed is astounding. You're actually stupid. People are not living the way they normally would so the spread and cases arent increasing as they would have, how is this so difficult for you to into?

Denmark is the Cuba or Scandinavia

I'm not denying that, of course population is going to have an effect on infection and death rates moron. Just saying that there's more than just New York whose getting fucked by Corona chan

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I wonder how much the commies are lying.

SWEDEN UPDATE /herdgang/

17,567 confirmed cases, an increase of 812 since yesteday BIGGEST INCREASE IN CASES EVER!!

2,152 deaths, an increase of 131 deaths, which is among the top 3 highest increases and since its Friday i doubt that there are many cases that are lagging and this is one of the biggest actual increases

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doesnt help the corpses are contagious

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Is nobody ever visiting that country or are they lying?

No joke, you could tell your teacher you were having a panic attack about corona and they will extend the date or even just give you an outright full score. It's retarded.

Same with a kindergarten teacher here, honk honk

Ok, I fixed it, now it's good

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Its still a useless piece of paper, higher education doesnt mean much when it cant get you a decent job. My generation was never going to own homes the way boomers and xers do.

Is nobody ever visiting that country or are they lying?
Doesn't sound much to me desu.
Yeah this. Sad panic attacks weren't a thing when I went to school. Though knowing myself I would have been too proud to pretend getting one since it sounds like the stuff only weaklings have.

but but KIDS CAN'T SPREAD THE VIRUS!!!

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>59 No.254846259▶
> (You)
How many days has it been stuck at 82,385? Four days? Five days?

You're very welcome. Keep in mind that if you have any problems, talk to me and I will help you.
You're welcome darling. You know how much I love you.
Oh hi, you always play psychologist with us. What's bothering you, is it some secrets? Why don't you tell me? We are like brothers, we shouldn't have secrets.
Oh hi. Listen if you need anything call me anytime alright. We are very good friends and I will do everything in my power to help you get better.
I love you too, as a person, as a human being, as a friend. If a lot of people love each other, the world will be a better place to live. You are part of our family and we love you very much, as a friend. But you are sort of like our son too, and we will help you anytime.
Human behavior and betrayal applies to all of us. It exists within ourselves. You love somebody. Do you? What is love? You have to have hope and spirit. Be an optimist. But can you handle all your human behavior or other's behavior? You don't want to be good, but great.
You know what's hilarious about this whole corona virus thing?
It's still only 2462 dead. Less than chickenpox!

Dear friends, original Gary

Is Lars Løkke Scarface?

>Spain +6.7k new cases
this is the highest in 3 weeks, what happened?

Panic attacks are real, but pussies use it as a way to get out of things. They will be mildly depressed and call it a panic attack.

Hiding numbers so they pop up when they go to the hospital to get tested and they can't hide them anymore there

is the entire country in the same level of lockdown as lombardy? maybe its an outbreak in the south?

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▶ 11 new cases in Sri Lanka

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take your normal fag memes back to facebook