/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3420

i’m going to bed now good night all you weirdo fags even you manlet spic OP.

fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch.

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable lives with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless doomer idiots and nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant. cvg is a little autistic cult at this point screeching at each other.

OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i run cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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Nobody is going to forget you admitted to being a Jew.

Why do you keep spamming your gay shit, after it's proven to you that antibody tests are fake and gay, like you?

screenshot?

i have ascended beyond your ascension, and realized that nothingburgers actually believe in the virus MORE than everyone else, and are actively downplaying it to aid in its spread via misinformation and easing reasonable worries

you sure are weird and i strongly dislike you but you are mostly alright

cya next time

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Has there been any study of the effect of being infected on sleep?

Did Trump really tell burgers to inject desinfectant

I think I asked in the last two threads, any sources for that? Not a nothingburger also

It's been proven since the beginning that the more someone shills against Corona-Chan or thinks their country will be spared, the stronger she becomes and infects them.

It's reverse memetics, which is a powerful spell, and whomever did it knew what they were doing.

not the kung flu, but in 2009 swine flu caused narcolepsy in thousands of people... t.narcoleptic

yeah anyone got a video link of this?

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youtu.be/peN9IQ0Piz0

evaluate.com/vantage/articles/analysis/spotlight/covid-19-antibody-tests-face-very-specific-problem
besides there's the concern that they detect antibodies against common cold coronavirus

> 26.7% deaths against 73.3% recoveries outside Red China
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nightmares?

channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/covid-19-897-new-cases-april-24-12672926
+897 cases in singapore

Who knew all those low wages workers largely ignored by society in their cramped dorm rooms would spread the virus so quickly am I right?

it was from todays briefing
youtube.com/watch?v=Q0HbY_bh5f8
around the 2nd time big daddy talks i believe

He didn't tell the public to inject themselves. But he asked a scientist if they were going to do tests injecting people with it. And then said it would be an interesting test.

Wrong user. "Inject yourself with light and heat to uhhh cure the virus"

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▶ 13 new cases and 1 new death in Estonia
▶ 15 new cases in Albania
▶ 111 new cases in Finland

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goodnight cattle may you dream of many cubicles

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if narcolepsy...vivid dreams yea, but nightmares will probably depend on your state of mind. if not narcolepsy...fevers can cause nightmares.

Who here is gonna jerk off when we reach 200K dead?

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Aww lame then

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your country is just sad.

can we all agree that this """happening""" is over now that the media is coping with muh second wave and 'b-b-but you arent testing 8 billion people per d-day..!!'

>A 46-year-old Indian national with COVID-19 died after he was found motionless at a staircase landing in Khoo Teck Puat Hospital on Thursday morning. He was diagnosed with COVID-19 four days earlier. Investigations into his death are ongoing.

How much do you want to bet that COVID gave him a blood clot which caused a stroke, which killed him, or gave him encaphalitis

is that news for you?

ok to be continued tks

I dunno maybe he just fell or something.

He said he would radiate americans with a tremendous ammount of UV light lmao. Every american will have skin cancer and leukemia in a year

Did they spread it to the wider community? I can't see how they wouldn't unless the workers are basically isolated from the country.

do you people realize the corona hoax will be used as a justification to flood europe with millions upon millions of migrants?

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-slavery-trfn/italys-lockdown-labor-crunch-sparks-fears-of-mafia-exploitation-idUSKBN2222MO

>Earlier this month, more than a dozen non-governmental and religious organizations including Action Aid and Caritas Italiana made a similar call.

everyone is onboard to genocide the peoples of europe.

ilprimatonazionale.it/cronaca/bellanova-insiste-regolarizzare-subito-immigrati-manodopera-154153/

infomigrants.net/en/post/24295/italy-minister-open-to-legalization-of-migrants-but-not-for-600-000

unions are ok with it too apparently.

translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&u=https://www.repubblica.it/solidarieta/2020/03/21/news/_subito_una_sanatoria_per_difendere_gli_stranieri_irregolari_dal_coronavirus_e_dallo_sfruttamento_lettera_di_sindacati_e_a-251909165/

italiaviva.it/bellanova_tutelare_agroalimentare_e_la_filiera_della_vita

twitter.com/TeresaBellanova/status/1253379394162262021
twitter.com/RaiNews/status/1253281566874316800
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The happening is over when the Olympics are inaugurated. We all agreed months ago on it, before the Olympcis were even in danger of being postponed.

lmao

▶ 8 new cases in Lebanon

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Cape Town is going places

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nobody gives a shit about europe, I hope europe burns

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Dude needs to point more skill points in small guns. He's going to have a critical failure soon.

All I want is a drawfag to draw giantess coronachan voring amerifats in NY

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... go to /d/ then

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how long before riots worldwide?

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everything is justification for left to genocide european natives

good europe should burn, no one cares about europe

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He's just dabbing user
I dunno man. Maybe 4 weeks? 5 weeks?

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ok nigger

Anyone here have any resources about homesteading? I know >you’re four months too late
even still, I’ve been watching homesteader videos on Youtube and it seems like a nice and wholesome life even without the threat of global collapse.

That picture is from South Africa? No way. I have that picture saved from long ago.

WELCOME TO THE NEW NORMAL

>Work smart, travel alone, eat out fast: South Korea's prescription for coronavirus recovery

!!!!!!!!!
>“Some experts predict COVID-19 will stay for as long as TWO YEARS, and we have to accept the reality that we can’t go back to pre-COVID-19 life during that time,” Vice Health Minister Kim Gang-lip told a briefing.

>“The government is preparing a transition to a sustainable routine distancing scheme with the goal of carrying out regular social and economic activity and preventing COVID-19 infections at the same time,” he said.

zThe guidelines detail a code of conduct in areas including workplaces, transport, restaurants, shopping and sporting fixtures, starting with general rules such as washing hands, maintaining distance and regular temperature checks and disinfection.

The whole article is important desu

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-southkorea/work-smart-travel-alone-eat-out-fast-south-koreas-prescription-for-coronavirus-recovery-idUSKCN22617K?il=0

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>unless the workers are basically isolated from the country.
Uh, actually they are. Chances are they were the ones who got infected from the community, probably at mustasfa centre.

theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/23/singapore-million-migrant-workers-suffer-as-covid-19-surges-back

>The dormitories in which Singapore’s migrant workers live have, until recently, been almost hidden from view. The vast, steel buildings are mostly on the outskirts of town, tucked inside industrial estates, far away from the city-state’s glittering skyscrapers and luxury hotels.

If you're gonna avatarfag you don't need to namefag on top of it.
Fag.

▶ 20 new cases and 1 new death in Uzbekistan

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How long user? I just saved that yesterday when an user posted it.

probably news for you.

its not but thanks for your concern
now if you excuse me i have some bananas to peel

March 28. It's okay though. The article says that it's from Getty, so it's from South Africa but not form this week. It is from the coronavirus lockdown though.

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>have a fetish for qipao/china dresses
these threads fucking kill me every time, please stop

>Some experts predict COVID-19 will stay for as long as TWO YEARS

Heh, it's not going anywhere. Vaccine will be able to stop a good number of infections, but like influenza, it's endemic now, and its mutation rate means you'll need a new type of vaccine every couple of years and a shot every year.

"The Encyclopedia of Country Living" by Carla Emery
"The Self-Sufficient Life and How to Live It" by John Seymour

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Kek
Truly the president burgers deserve

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So, a worker was shopping or whatnot, got infected in the city, and brought it back with him and then it spiraled out of control there? That makes sense if one didn't bring it with them recently.

It spreads like fire in isolated indoor areas.