Norway is kill. -14% GDP

>GDP down by 14% in Match
That’s... Bad

Also
>14,7% on partial/full temporary leave
>Spending down by 25%

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Tjørre Kjendalen is a BAD MAN.

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

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Why is this bad? As long as i get my monthly check from NAV i can have food, roof over my head. I can sit here and game for ever

30% less pay, and no vacation money for next year will surely fuck up your economy for quite some time though. Even with less spending.

If you own an apartment you might be stuck in it for years. If you manage to keep it.

If this snowballs it can put us in a depression. Meaning NAV eventually will barely pay you, no-one will find jobs, crime will rise etc. etc.

Do you really want to live in Lithuania 2.0?

Thing is, so is everyone else...

You are always welcome back if shit hits the fan

austerity was a lie

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Shit has hit the fan.
Please take us back. By force if need be.

Will your figures be any better though?

We been hoarding away all the oil money since the 1970's, we will be fine, we could run the country without taxes for 20+ years if we wanted

Danes are pretty based. They say no to migrants and doesn't afraid of anything. I just wish I could understand your potato language.

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it's funny how high and mighty norwayniggers like to be about their country

your only economy, though, is in oil, and when renewables take over you will become just another northern european, vikingnigger country full of somalians.

Only -14%? Sounds like you need more lockdown, goy. Wouldn't want you catching the sniffles!

The norwegians are going to end up fine, they have been hoarding money to buy up the EU when it finally falls for a long time.

Isn't your entire economy based around oil? Not really surprising considering what's going on

>If you own an apartment you might be stuck in it for years.
The horror...

>Do you really want to live in Lithuania 2.0?
Absolutely not. To be honest, we had it so good in Norway that the possibility that we could end up like that don't even seem real to me. It pretty much seems like we are just gonna continue on and things are gonna go back to normal.

>when renewables take over

LMAO

i'm very concerned about the danish economy as well since literally 99% of our gdp is based on export. we're already going down 6% gdp so far. When we reopen the country we're just going to get reinfected again and can start all over

kek.. Well, if you just gone done with your education and you started a job and you was gonna start a family you kind of need bigger space then an 1 room apartment so having kids might get postponed and who knows what happens in the meantime maybe you split up with your future wife and you'll have a completely different life trajectory because of it.

Then you dodged a bullet if you fucking break up with someone you planned on having a child with, how is that a bad thing? And nobody should even be thinking of having kids right now, the entire planet is about to fall in to a depression

>energy isn't moving to batteries + solar at a breakneck pace

LMAO

Oil and aluminium. Also fish. :o

>imagine you base all your economy on one resource, just because it's worth a lot at the time

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>Then you dodged a bullet if you fucking break up with someone you planned on having a child with, how is that a bad thing?
It was just an example of a potential situation where being stuck in an apartment is a bad thing. Lets say they where together and they had one baby and they where expecting the next one, so now they have 2 kids and they only have one bedroom apartment and they are stuck with it. Not a nice situation to be in.

>And nobody should even be thinking of having kids right now, the entire planet is about to fall in to a depression
That is not how things work. People have babies all the time in all sorts of situations. Life gotta carry on you fucking pussy

Stop bullying Lithuania, they are doing the best that they can.

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that's neat.

>Life gotta carry on you fucking pussy
>you must have a child during a pandemic and right before a depression or you die
Are you retarded or just a selfish faggot?

It's not hit the shit yet. Wait until China buys up everything on the cheap.
Because they will.

Are you making strawmen to be annoying or are you just so retarded you think you are being logical?

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>strawmen
I hate dumb niggers that use buzzwords without even knowing what they mean

Im having a kid end of July.
I like the hardcore mode in life.