We’re gonna make it NEETbros

Same. I'm due $2400.

same here, i did my tax return a few days earlier than my parents

i received my tax return on 15th, parents received 2400 stimulus (all direct deposit)

i was independent in 2019, made 22k

filed my taxes on 7th of April

wtf bros?

>BEING A NEET
>2020

LMAO NIGGERS THE GOVERNMENT IS GIVING ME 600 A WEEK FOR 12 WEEKS MERELY FOR HAVING BEEN EMPLOYED, ON TOP OF UNEMPLOYMENT AND STIMULUS AND TAX RETURN

>B-but wagie

Contract work is superior to your pathetic neet existence, as evidenced by my fat checks for free money on top of my savings. And next year I'm getting paid to get my professional degree lol. Can't stop winning.

This shit pisses me the fuck off. Fucking pieces of shit like neets and niggers who have never worked a day in their life are getting the check but i bust my ass off and because i used turbotax im not getting shit. I fucking hate the government they even manage to fuck this up.

I filed my taxes super early and I haven't even gotten my return lmao
Or my stimulus.

wtf bro

i had to give them my bank account info because i paid extra taxes after filing rather than getting a refund. they don't automatically assume that your deposit account is the same as the account you used to pay tax

I sued turboTax as well, and just checked right now, and it finally asked for my info

I do my taxes on Turbo every year and I got a paper check yesterday. You guys are probably in low priority flyover states, just go to the farmer's market and trade your sister for a barrel of potatoes.

dam bro fr? u double checked made sure everything is correct?

i heard some "glitches" happened or some bullshit

maybe someday well get sum dibs me gat

when we starve to deth

>not having direct deposit
Lol 1200 k spent on guns games food and gas masks

Mine has been saying that for two weeks.

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Yeah. I used TurboTax. Shit said it was accepted in early Feb. Nothing.
The IRS sent me a letter last month about how I need to send some form with my healthcare info.

But they did that last year, I didn't do shit (because it's entered through TurboTax) and I still got my return. Maybe this year they wanna be assholes.

Or maybe be return/stimulus got eaten up by some welfare queen. No money left for whitey.

>r/stimuluscheck
You have to go back plebbitor

Same thing happened to me.

Don’t listen to the wagie misinformation, it’s happening brothers.

Forgot the file oops

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im in

as of this week, im now on partial unemployment insurance

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WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO DATE YET!?!? THIS IS WHAT MINE SAYS!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

I did mine on Turbotax on the 6th.
I got my paper check today.

been two weeks. Still haven't gave me a date yet. How long is this lockdown?

as long as it takes for jeff bezos and bill gates to take over whats left of jewmerica

Oh fuck anons, check that shit, they have to have changed something because I had been checking everyday and earlier today it still told me my status was unavailable. But just now it worked

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You have to wait 24 hours. If you check between the time it will reset

i hope elon can save us. just fuckin launch me at mars already

It says I'm getting my check on the 24th of April. Which is tomorrow. cool. I did my taxes with TurboTax sometime the beginning of April. No income for this year but I filed miscellaneous income of $20 found. I should be getting $1200 tomorrow.

No fuck this shit!!!! How can there be no date yet!? I did it on the 12th. Where da fuck my money!?!?

Bullshit, I had checked twice earlier within 24 hours, it only locks you out if you're checking over and over. A few times a day is fine.

Thanks bros.

They finally let me put in my bank account, etc. Looks like I'm getting that sweet trump bucks.

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WTF!!! HOW ARE NIGGERS GETTING PHYSICAL CHECKS BEFORE MY GODDAMN INSTANT ACH TRANSFER!?!? THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!

If your parents listed you as a dependent on their taxes, you can't get the Coronabux.

Not gonna lie. I'm making a profit on this pandemic.

Still working.
Still getting paid.
Don't have to pay my loan until October.
Trump bucks.

Life is good

Yeah, that's common knowledge. It was never suggested otherwise, has been the case from the start.

I did my non-filer form on April 16th after having never filed taxes before. Has anyone else filed that late and seen anything?

A new stimulus bill has been proposed and it's called "The Emergency Money for the People Act." H.R. 6496

If passed, the bill will pay Americans $2,000 a month for up to 6 months.

A petition for the bill is below. Pease sign/share it. Afterwards contact your representative and ask them to support this bill.

chng.it/9fnz5LgHrj

>We're gonna make it NEETbros
How about critiquing the OP then?

how long does this shit take once you have filed

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If they weren't claimed they're probably still getting a check. At least, my NEET friends did, most before me since apparently the lowest incomes are prioritized.

BASED. I'm making 4k on unemployment and still no Trump bux yet.