Go to Chicago

I did this pizza myself, i liked it, it’s like a pizza pie. Not sure why you’re hating, of course this is not Napoletana.

UMA

>why not just make a casserole
That’s essentially what it is. I mean call it whatever makes you most comfortable, but it’s damn good stuff

detroit pan is the best pizza fight me

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Chicago "pizza" is more like lasagna than pizza.

'Murrican 'food'
Never again
I had breakfast in Manhattan once - butter that came with my toast had been SUGARED

that's not even pizza sauce. its chunks of tomato.

John Stewart is that you?

youtube.com/watch?v=cNYasqVmbiw

>fight me
No problem

this practice is new to me

>cheese on top of a slice of cardboard
I’ll pass

Looks more like a lasagna

It is suprisingly tasty.

this is not your first time eating pizza in america you dumb piece of shit you're just LARPing and chose the worst fucking city styled pizza on purpose

Like you can get a decent pie in Krautland. Deep dish pizza is kino.

why is there no medium ground....

Chicago deep dish is the best pizza though, imagine being a New York faggot and folding your pizza like a taco

What’s cheese like?

Muh sauerkraut and wurst.

there is like a ton of fat

americans are bloated and disgusting niggers

fuck off, Ahmed, no one cares what you think about food

You never tried it so shut the fuck up you stupid kraut. Your food has nothing to prove.

>be a Kraut
>boil perfectly good cuts of meat

Mustafa please...

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and what? Foga de chao is any better. Fuck you.

>Intentionally going to Chicago
Oh no.....it's retarded

>>go to Chicago
>>order pizza
no no no no no

gross it looks like my ass

Chicago style pizza is disgusting , New York style is the only way

>Your food has nothing to prove.

Correct.

Chicago pizza is best pizza

>butter that came with my toast had been SUGARED
kek, fucking amerifats

>Go eat fermented cabbage you barbarian.
kraut is good shit as long as you don't buy the over-acidified shelf-stable stuff

Ask the Italians.

>German
>having an opinion on pizza

Fuck you, nigger

>goes to American restourant as a tourist
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

the only people who unironically go to American restaurants are jabba the hutt

>not sugaring your butter
really?

like that pizza would be great for 4 people or so, assuming only 2 are gonna eat 2 slices

giant floppy dicks dripping with grease, unlike Chicago thincrust which is cut into tiny squares so you can share a pie with lots of people

it's not a every week food like a rosattis thin crust that could be feasibly eaten every day

((i am stuck on the west coast right now. Seattle and Cali are faggot hellholes and they have 0 Italian beef whatsoever))

>americans
>having an opinion on anything

Brazilians put ketchup on literally everything get the fuck outta here you guys fried your taste buds with tomatoe sugar paste

Sounds like French toast.

I don’t understand their pizza either.

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We have the best pizza here in Boston. Pic related.

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This is correct

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Mämmi pizza is actually pretty good, just keep the toppings light, not American mämmi pizza.

Go away AOC.

It's PARBAKE (Partially Baked) dough, not soggy you fucking idiot. It's fucking amazing and gives it a doughy flavor.

t.former employee of the restaurant that invented Chicago-style Pizza

Chicago pizza is great.

This looks actually horrible

>giant floppy dicks dripping with grease, unlike Chicago thincrust which is cut into tiny squares so you can share a pie with lots of people
that thin crust isn't even strictly Chicago, it's called tavern style, and it exists thorughout the midwest

>bootyblasted NY faggots hating on superior blue collar city food eaten by real people

How about we share a slice of pizza? i'm sure you brought your napkin and knife and fork because god knows you can't get your hands dirty for once in your fucking life

yes really.
like a normal person would

Real pizza has a medium ground. But it’s more closer to the NY one

>kraut is good shit as long as you don't buy the over-acidified shelf-stable stuff

just rinse it off and its fine you homo

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>(i am stuck on the west coast right now. Seattle and Cali are faggot hellholes and they have 0 Italian beef
True. BTW Italian Beef is a midwestern recipe not an Italian one. Still tastes great though.

that shit's hella good if you don't mind being fat as fuck.

Kek like you have any right to talk with your Farofa

Literally toasted flour, national side-dish btw KEK

Now THIS looks like a killer pizza.

DESU our food is shit,but before you make a final opinion try some shit from boz's in illinois. your opinion will change.

Don't talk shit about deep dish. I was so happy when I found a Chicago pizza place in Tokyo.

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Best pizza is cheese mozzarella basil. Also pizza is cheap to make stop spending 20 bucks on delivery

Not gonna lie looks like slightly less greasy Little Caesars...

>like a normal person would
yes, normal people sugar their butter. wtf kind of weirdo are you

I’m growing tomatoes because of coronachan user. What is the secret of Chicago deep dish? I wanna make one.

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Really nigger? You really want to play that game? Since when has Australia been relevant to anything?

yeah tavern isn't unique to Chicago

but we do it fucking best

and i stfg i hate having to explain to people why you cut pizza into squares

>True. BTW Italian Beef is a midwestern recipe not an Italian one. Still tastes great though.
it was made by Italians that moved to Chicago, galaxy brian

Its healthy

New York style looks like a cheese pizza made by Little Ceasers that's sat out under a heat lamp for 5 hours.

Chicago pizza is good as a novelty. Like have it if you go to Chicago. I would never order one up for a basic Friday night pizza or whatever. That would be silly.

Perhaps you'd like to try the vinnie pie, or the shelly pie which is made by a former employee of Vincent, but is a similar product. Look at all of that delicious pepperoni.

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>ID is gUT
fucking kek

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this makes me moist

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Deep dish is for tourists. No one here eats it. We keep the real pizza to ourselves. We will allow you one Portillo's italian beef for our crimes against Hitler.

Italians are white you stupid mutt.

>it was made by Italians that moved to Chicago
obviously, my point is it has been heavily adapted to Murrican tastes

this looks like shit and its the typical pizza you get from turk/arabs at subway station pizza to go's for 50 cents

>BTW Italian Beef is a midwestern recipe not an Italian one
I FUCKING KNOW

I SWEAR TO GOD I MISS CHICAGO SO FUCKING BADLY

i would dodge a million niggers to get a real pie like the Italian beef pizzas i used to get.

Get a large Italian beef pizza, extra cheese and bacon, get a half gal of milk, and get the 2 for 1 special to take an entire pie home for tomorrow's food

Nope.. but New Haven pizza is king everyone know.

New York style isn't even a unique style. It's just New Yorkers being arrogant enough to think that the common style of the pizza in their area is worth noting because they are NYC. New Haven, Chicago, and St. Louis actually have styles worth noting.

>erring on the well done side to really brown the chese on top of the pie

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aww, is amerifatty mad?

>American food
American food, like everything else in America, is a mash of various cultures, races, ethnicites.
A copy of the original, and as all copies, inferior.
America has culture, the most inferior culture on the planet. One that is created by Anthony Spinatellioriono, the 4th generation Italian American that doesn't speak a word of Italian. One that is driven by capitalism and mindless consumerism. One that builds a pyramid and an Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas. One that names its cities, and states, after cities and countries that already exist.
America, my dear anons, is a mistake, thankfully, a mistake that will soon be rectified by balkanization.

>but we do it fucking best
yeah I really doubt that, is the sausage and pepperoni crumbled? then it's not true tavern style

>Italians are white
Keep your greasy opinions to yourself..

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hey japyjap

you're one of the good ones. that looks like decent pizza but get extra cheese next time

I had bacon and eggs with toast on the side. The butter came in little paper wraps.
Incidentally, it was at "The Kiev" cafe, the same one that King Missile mentions in the song "Detachable Penis"

Spoken like a typical Midwest slob.

That is honestly the best pizza I have ever seen an American post. You're alright, mate.

Each slice has a Day's worth of Calories :(

A German pedo in Chicago?

u know nothing

So are bugs, but I'm not a savage.

>Deep dish is for tourists. No one here eats it.
no you're just a turncoat faggot, if you don't like deep dish pizza or hot dog buns with poppy seeds and sport peppers, you're probably a nigger that should be shot in thehead

do you put sugar on top of your pizza too?

>be europoor
>make thread about American pizza

Littel Caesars is the pizza of patricians.
I am unbiased because I am a Britbobg and I have been to many states. Papa John's makes me fucking sick btw.

it comes from an old italian tradition from easter where people put egges and sausage and bacon in a breakfast pie. it changed to pizza toppings in american italian immigrants

Kek

The crust is burnt and there's no meat on it.

Anyways, the best pizza ever is a Hawaiian pizza, which of all things was actually made by a Leaf.

Ask the guy who worked at the deep dish place. I've never made tomato sauce

tbch it's the least important part of the pizza. i'd put those tomatos into breakfast eggs, fry it in algae oil with kale.

THIS

COSTCO PIZZA IS BETTER FFS
I WOULD MURDER FOR A DIPPED BIG BEEF AND FRIES RN

EVEN A FUCKING CAKE SHAKE

Brazilians have no room to criticise anyone else's pizza
youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

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Wrong. Chicagoans brag about OP pic, that is Chicago pizza, more like someone's Polish grandma's attempt at pizza casserole. Absolute garbage.

>ever folding pizza for whatever reason
Literally never fold my pizza even in the city. It’s gay as hell.

Yeah, I did. What are you going to do about it, ya little bitch? Cry to daddy Trump?

Pathetic.

>St. Louis
That's shit is horrible there is a reason nobody outside St Louis knows about it.

bah, it's decent enough. could do better.

pep no, but saus yes

i'm an athlete i need that 3k cal

Yanks have an obnoxious tendency to claim their local city or state has the best x or y. Usually pizza or hotdogs. Fact is there's literally no such thing as "New York style pizza" or"Chicago style pizza". You can find oversized slices of cheese pizza or deep dish pizza pies in literally any western country. The Americans that froth on about this shit are just obnoxious, self important louts.

it's fucking delicious, and if you can't enjoy it, you are a contrarian

yes and?

>gross it looks like my ass
Before or after showering?

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>Cry to daddy Trump?
wow the faggot who couldn't stop your queen from letting niggers fuck your wife and daughter is mad at Trump, what a shock

This deep dish style of pizza seems popular in Tokyo. 4 Americans here opened their 4th or 5th shop serving craft beer and Chicago style pizza. It's called Devil Craft. Anyone here ever been in there?

MESTRE
DA
PIZZA

but wheres the meat?

Las Vegas is a tourist City. Those structures you described are to bring in the boomer tourists. Sure, it's a shithole too, I've never seen so many street shitter Indians before stinking up the entire town.

I can see you're too poor to afford a delicious wood fired pizza and can't appreciate the deliciousness of simple ingredients.

as long as you exercise it's no problem.

>You can find oversized slices of cheese pizza or deep dish pizza pies in literally any western country. The Americans that froth on about this shit are just obnoxious, self important louts.
Chicago deep dish is incredibly different from all other deep dish pizzas, you fucking kangaroo raping idiot

Oh no no no. You're actually crying. I was just joking. But you're actually, unironically, crying.