I'm moving from California to Maine, what happens here?

Stay the fuck out of my state, spic. The least you can do is move to Cumberland county and vote red.

i'm a liberal from seattle who is also moving to maine. i hope you boys like my new pussy because i planned on getting rammed hard

But really, though. Even natives know that the Islanders are savages. Don't fuck with fishermen.

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you won't have to live in your car anymore, so that's a plus.

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>new

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i hope this is a troll thread

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Pretty sure nothing you will like. There wont be nearly enough brown people or homeless people for your taste.

I’m Californian moved to New Zealand, get on my level.

Are people here less gay than Massachusetts? I have considered to moving here or New Hampshire eventually.

They can kick sideways. You're never safe.

Nobody invited you.

Foreigner stay the fuck in California.

South of Portland is all Massholes and New Yorkers...

Welfare/perma-unemployment leads to UBI leads to crypto-digital currency completely traceable where the elites can turn off a person's account at will. Then the social credit system is the regulatory shaming device that keeps the borrowers and freeloaders in line digitally. youtu.be/QjKjZd-IPD8 youtu.be/29MyQEPfZK8 youtu.be/3JS8CW6dq1I

opiates, mostly

It's nice. Can't wait for you to move here!

don't forget to bring some beaners with you

Everyone in the southwest of the state is faggot diaspora from the rest of the country.
>Portland: Faggots, septum piercings, liberal art waiters
>Lewiston: Dumping ground for somalis
>Bangor: Pill-addled ex mill workers

Those are the three big cities. Get into the country and it's more based. We also have a disgusting, corrupt liberal cunt of a governor right now, literally Hilldawg lite. I really hope LePage makes good on running again next cycle.

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Best advice I can give you:
>Deers will do random shit. Stop and wait until you don't see them
>The moose is a smart animal. Once it turns its back, it has chosen which way it wants to go, you're safe to drive

What is the most based part of Maine? Are Gun laws strict in Maine or can you get 30's and Dracos like in New Hampshire?

You get corona and eventually die.

theyll kill you and serve it as lobster meat

>that map
Is... is Maine really not a peninsula?

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Oh shit!! Ill finally have another person in the state here on Yas Forums. Ive lived here all but 3 years of my life. If you liked cali for big city life then itll be a shock but if not, you’ll be fine.

Keep your fucking Californian commie shit out of here. Go to Massachusetts.

What did he do?

Hanx?

Thats the best part tho, we send em to lewiston so other cities dont have to deal with em. Bangor unless your in school u dont go to. 75% of maine is nothing but woods so yeah if your up there its shit.

Fuck off we're full.

Those uniforms are sharp af.

And Lepage will win by a landslide

Fuck off we're full

fuck off, we are full.

no concealed carry laws so everyone is friendly. winter last like 7 months and utility bills and all our taxes and lack of white collar jobs will kill any savings you get from leaving california.

people here have it hard economically, stay on your coast and dont steal food off our tables. fix your own community or find a job there or whatever, just dont come here.

our nature is meh tier quality with no cool mountains or diverse topology like california, we even have less wildlife diversity.

do. not. come. here.

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Fisherman are always addicts or old miserable hate their wife and life dudes

We aren't full but you can still fuck off

Californian here as well, I went to Maine a few times and the women are mostly white and very easy, might move there myself. The guys there are all so poor you can pluck the best chicks if you pull even 50k a year.
Got a good work at home tech gig? you could be a king in Maine.

checked.

and you wanna take motha up to camp for me?
thank christ, i can finally get some peace and quiet in this cocksucker for a change.

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I think I want to move here now