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Your Yas Forums humor threads never fail to make me laugh. Just admit that these threads are infinitely more useful that 53% of the posts on this board.
Humor*
I think you mean incel thread. if everyone on Yas Forums was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
Watch out we've got an internet tough guy here. But by the way I'm like 6ft tall I'd strike u down.
ah i see a new pasta
I am 7feet 2 inch regular weight lifter Indian bull
The thing about the Cage is I was born and raised within the confines of that steel box. My body has adapted to its sharp right-angles and perpendiculars. Just the thought of facing another victim inside my rusted snuff box gives me a rock solid cock. And a man is much more confident when erect.
Dare to step up to the challenge?
These boomer memes belong in the trash
Hahahahahaha holy shit. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
do you have 7 shoes for them feet ?
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads
Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
Murdoch Murdoch drops by sometimes, let's see what happens fren
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Ur making me picture that skinny guy from street fighter. I don't remember his name bc I never picked him bc everyone knows indians can't fight.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I'm leaving Yas Forums guys. I've been going here since about mid-2013 while I was in college, but now I've graduated and have an actual professional career and can't be associated with this place anymore. I know some of you will miss me as I've always been an active contributor in /ptg/ threads, not to toot my own horn but I think I played a pretty huge role in helping this board grow more popular thanks to spreading memes on Reddit. I'm actually far more liberal after my life has improved and i hang out with my bros and smoke weed, i have a nice job now and i cant be associated with right-wing memes. It was fun spreading memes with you guys, but its time for me to grow up and leave this board, and I suggest many of you do the same.
Listen here Jack, let me set you straight. This thing isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the neighborhood pool hall. Now here's the deal, dean: if Cornflake Jackson said the Shanghai Shivers, "Ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, hank. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.
Is this new one?
>actual audio version
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lmaoing my ass off
Oh shit I'm in Yas Forums again.