/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3417

No, that would be a terrible idea. Right now evidence suggests that this virus will be a lifelong ailment. Like herpes. Also even if you can gain immunity you would have permanent lung, heart and liver damage.

Why could you not find one before COVID-19 hit?

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>a cute phase is not what you have to worry
Something you and the virus have in common.

When is something interesting going to happen again? It feels like we've been stuck in the same position for weeks. We've had 70-80k new cases everyday and peaceful protesting for weeks, I want something new to happen already

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threadly reminder that jannies are the gay.
no, really.
one of the new jannies, the one that likes to ban fun posters, is an actual sodomite.
fuck jannies.

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do it

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 886,709 (50,243) #2 Spain 213,024 (22,157) #3 Italy 189,973 (25,549) #4 France 158,183 (21,856) #5 Germany 153,129 (5,575) #6 United Kingdom 138,078 (18,738) #7 Turkey 101,790 (2,491) #8 Iran 87,026 (5,481) #9 China 82,804 (4,632) #10 Russia 62,773 (555) #11 Brazil 50,036 (3,331) #12 Belgium 42,797 (6,490) #13 Canada 42,110 (2,147) #14 Netherlands 35,729 (4,177) #15 Switzerland 28,496 (1,549) #16 India 23,077 (721) #17 Portugal 22,353 (820) #18 Peru 20,914 (572) #19 Ireland 17,607 (794) #20 Sweden 16,755 (2,021) #21 Austria 15,002 (522) #22 Israel 14,803 (192) #23 Saudi Arabia 13,930 (121) #24 Japan 12,368 (328) #25 Chile 11,812 (168) #26 Mexico 11,633 (1,069) #27 Ecuador 11,183 (560) #28 Singapore 11,178 (12) #29 Pakistan 11,155 (237) #30 South Korea 10,708 (240) #31 Poland 10,511 (454) #32 Romania 10,096 (545) #33 United Arab Emirates 8,756 (56) #34 Denmark 8,073 (394) #35 Belarus 8,022 (60)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +1,089 (+99) #2 Brazil +544 (+18) #3 United States +267 (+7) #4 Panama +174 (+2) #5 Pakistan +98 (+2) #6 Guatemala +42 (+1) #7 Bolivia +31 (+3) #8 Sudan +12 (+3) #9 New Zealand +5 (+1) #10 India +38 #11 Venezuela +13 #12 Uruguay +8 #13 Myanmar +7 #14 China +6 #15 South Korea +6 #16 Jamaica +5 #17 Mongolia +1 #18 South Sudan +1…

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Find one quickly when they force you back out into the wagie cage, then you can bring one back with you when it starts up again.

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if this was to wipe out humanity over the course of years, that would be too slow.
i want to die now.

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>tfw no Culona-chan to sit on my face

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What do you guys think of this pajeet's new video about the leaked accounts?

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Argie is back!

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>permanent lung heart and liver damage
Is this a meme? There are many people here in my country who have recovered and no one of them reports any organ damage.

Leaked footage from a Chinese hospital of the niggerised chink. He appears to have developed regenerative properties but became slightly more violent.

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the next worthile things will be un-locking the people again for the summer , and then a rushed second lockdown in oct-nov when temperatures drop again and people relax on distancing.

and when theres new strains for wich the vaccine doesnt work

Oh , and nuking china or some sort of retaliation

those are the next fun things ( other than losing a loved one) that you can expet from here on to 2021

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reminder that you will have varicella for your entire life and only experience symptoms a handful of times at worst

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Argie is black!

Why doesn't this shit hit africa?

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I know that feel

Hi. My name is user. Um... What's up?

nah that's just 5G subscriber, bro

No, it's a fact. Even so called "asymptomatic" patients have permanent lung damage. CT scans confirm it in nearly all patients. The damage may not be debilitating for the average person, but you'll definitely notice it when you're older. If your lungs look like a 70 year old's even though you're only 30 you'll definitely be feeling like shit by the time you're 40.

I don’t care for a fucking e-celeb and anyone who does deserves to get the coronavirus

Help an user out and post the full thing already.

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you're retarded user, its already there.

Don't forget all the crying videos where people had "End of quarantine parties" and a good 1-10% of the party ended up dying within a month.

It's hard to tell how hard it's hitting them when they don't have much testing capability

lewd

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Calm your niggertits it’s in Africa, the problem is that no one can bring accurate results for the total infected

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▶ 463 new cases and 1 new death in India
▶ 8 new cases and 3 new deaths in Australia
▶ 45 new cases and 2 new deaths in Kazakhstan
▶ 7 new cases in Paraguay
▶ 43 new cases in Honduras

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All deaths and births in Africa are estimates. If you want evidence just look life expectancy.

>decide to force myself to go for a walk since i havent been outside and i have stocked up well before the shit hit the fan
>honestly thought i was just going through anxiety because of cabin fever like all my friends and family have
>turns out the anxiety has actually manifested itself as agoraphobia

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>cabin fever
weak

Archive This

medium.com/@yurideigin/lab-made-cov2-genealogy-through-the-lens-of-gain-of-function-research-f96dd7413748

> Near 90% Mortality Rate in Intubated COVID-19 Patients in NYC
>Dude, Ventilators.
medpagetoday.com/infectiousdisease/covid19/86101

>the US has declared war against the CCP along with all of NATO.
Per NBC News.

good. let the infections flow.

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>8 new cases and 3 new deaths in Australia
DONT DO THIS TO ME

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Fucking hell man, don't do that. Getting me all excited and shit.

Surely they are getting horny thanks to lockdowns.
Based

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did you even read my post? I just said im experiencing the opposite of cabin fever

>We won't have new cases if there are no tests
Big brain

she's not real user

I worry about everything I touch bro. I also am forced to take Seroquel 200 mgs,2 mgs Xanax, 120 mgs of Prozac and 20 mg ambien for sleep. I was found after being unable to leave my room because I didn’t wanna touch the door knob. Started hyperventilating and bang. Woke up to doctors.

"If get corona I get corona, nothing gonna stop me from partying"- the post.
Burgers better learn to surf

having anxiety is for fags, regardless of how it manifests

>evidence suggests
source?
>permanent lung, heart and liver damage
source? although it’s been noted in some cases it’s still very rare

Thanks, friend, good find!

anyone have the details of the leaked Remdesivir trial today?

Near 90% Mortality Rate in Intubated COVID-19 Patients in NYC
archive.vn/AKJDD
Lab-made? CoV2 genealogy through the lens of gain-of-function research
archive.vn/nV4qX

It’s too late, embrace corona Chan now because she is inevitable

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sorry user, you are a herculean compared to holy fuck user how are you even alive? maybe we do need the weak to be culled

Sounds like we won't be seeing another happening for a while than. Active cases in Malta are dropping fast too so i doubt I'll get to see any civil unrest here, so much for prepping

Thanks

Did it get coloured?

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I normally just bottle up my emotions and drink but ive been sober since lockdown

wow , just let the niggers die so we can mine the resources or go safaring in peace , they clearly dont deserve to live , if they havent been able to prosper this long after colonialism and keep doing such self harm, lets just cut our losses

Ok now satan

For the love of fuck she's too slow! I need her to be faster!!!!
Plz Corona-chan I love you, take more lives please!

Pennsylvania, who the fuck do you think you are kidding? 161 new cases today. Nigger, it was like 1,600 yesterday. You do not go from 1,600 to 161 unless you are China.

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Friendle reminder to do not be afraid, the chaos is your best friend.

NORMIES GET OUT!

I pray for more of them to die

It's fucking hilarious how literally everyone has stopped giving a fuck about Africa as soon as their own countries got hit. I haven't seen even ONE (1) relevant person talking about it in months

IT'S HAPPENING:
Lockdown extends until May 15, 2020 to the following areas in The Philippines:

• NCR • Region 3 • Region 4-A (CALABARZON) • Benguet • Pangasinan • Mindoro • Albay • Catanduanes *Nothing Follows*

Source: youtu.be/WdSb9a1lKf8

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>Africans are literally immune to media manipulation
>meanwhile Yas Forums falls to even the weakest astro turfing
Really scintillates my cerebellum.

>was on /sp/ before this happened joking about sportsball
>wasn't putting in extra hours at work
>didn't start prepping when the wuhan videos came out

I'm sorry, I thought it would be done by now . . . I don't wanna die!

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I imagine the cerebellum is all you have

Be patient user, she does things slowly thus making her more unpredictable, besides all we can do is wait another two weeks

If this spreads to deer which it's highly likely to, I wonder what the odds are of cross mutation allow for human infection of chronic wasting disease.. god help us

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They are getting hit hard too. And the problem with that, that a lot of people seem to ignore, is the fact that China already has a foot in Africa, and with this virus just killing of the majority of Africa, China will start annexing Africa and try to become the new superpower.

AHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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need more dead fat obese people

I mean they have no infrastructure to measure or mitigate, so what is there to pay attention to? Normally western charitable medical systems and workers would be keeping track of ebola, aids, whatever, but all western countries are getting fucked so they dont even have that anymore.