THE GREAT SLACKENING HAS ARRIVED!

and no one even had to try.

Praise Bob!

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But do we keep the faith or have we transcended it?

>slackers
its what my generation was called in the 90s

Whatever boomer. Didnt know you could post on Yas Forums with netscape

Ahhh, a thread for fine gentleman
GIVE ME MY SLACK!!

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do they even do Xday anymore? always wanted to drive down there.

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The Stark Fist of Removal approaches. Gird your loins, lads.

Bob Dobbs, I remember this shit. I had one of the recruitment videos on a DVD, weird shit lol...

THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IS A SHAM

Bob we need you now more than ever

"Bob" loves you,the ultimate big brained centrist.

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Too much effort when the pinks will provide.

The "different" are being silenced by a global conspiracy. WEIRDOS ARISE!! You probably already knew that the U.S. Government is a SHAM--something propped up there for you to *blame*. But did you know that the *real* "powers that be" are not even *people*? That they are actually shambling, unbelievable, unmentionable, unthinkable THINGS??

YES! JEHOVAH *IS* AN ALIEN AND STILL THREATENS THIS PLANET!

Defy the sinister "Star Forces" which mock us all. Evil demons have kept the truth from humanity for thousands of years - God has been misquoted all this time! His actual words may disturb you... but "Bob" Dobbs is a bulwark against the unbearable fear and anxiety tormenting mankind. "There's no 'Prob'...With "Bob"!"

"Bob" is a way of life to *millions* - yet *half* of them don't even KNOW it! He is the one true LIVING SLACK MASTER with the spiritual know-how to help you BASH THROUGH the locked doorway to FINANCIAL HEAVEN. He is the *only* real Short-Cut to Slack.

discordianism was an intel operation that delved into cults and mk ultra-esque group behavior/pedophilia

fuck rev stang

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forgot add.. if the phone rings.. don't forget to water it

Die pink boy.

I just tattooed 667 on my forehead.

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Money for nothing, and your plague for free.

Surf the luck planes with me, OP.

It was a novel . . . that a religion better than Scientology started is not the novel's fault.

“Some people say I don’t practice what I preach,but I’m not the kinda man I’m preaching to”

-J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

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Nice forced meme, faggot

Oh fuck, you're right.
I didn't even think about J.R
> money comes

Jerry Casale here from the band DEVO. I'm just here to tell you that I think Bob is epic! Keep up the slack!

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>Praise Bob!
1990 called - the want their hero back.

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2020 called, they want their their back

Active Inaction is a common theme throughout the world. Church of the subgenius was ahead of their time and waaay behind

>forced meme

Do not talk of the deep magics, newfag. Bob was there when the ur-memes were forged, and he pissed in the tempering bucket.

> forced meme
Doesn’t know how big the church of the SubGenius was in the 80s and 90s


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bob is fine and all but personally i worship eris

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Show timestamp and proof you are Devoman!

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Post energy dome with time stamp or GTFO.

yeah yeah malaclypse the faggot i read the principia ages ago after hearing about subgenius in the late 90's... pedo fed infiltrated faggots

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Don't give a fuck about your lame gen-x faggotry

fucnk poop

Fuck
For a moment, I was thinking that Slackware 15 was released

Is that Jack Chick? Noice ;)

can you explain your thoughts. user?