HAPPENING BIRDS DROPPING FROM THE SKIES!

H A P P E N N I N G

Multiple sources since yesterday have reported strange objects, birds and bats falling from the skies as if raining.

>dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/bats-mysteriously-drop-dead-across-21758516
>ozarksfirst.com/local-news/more-than-1000-dead-birds-fall-from-the-sky-in-sikeston/
>faceberg.com/permalink.php?id=305258950198438&story_fbid=582097432514587
>monkeyandelf.com/strange-objects-are-falling-from-the-sky-around-the-world-and-nobody-knows-what-they-are/
>digitaldeleon.com/nacional/miles-pajaros-muertos-cielo-espana/
>twitter.com/EarthquakeChil1/status/1253292413893914624
>stillnessinthestorm.com/2020/04/fear-explodes-across-europe-as-thousands-of-birds-drop-dead-from-the-sky/

THIS MUST HAVE SOME PROPHETICAL MEANING...
that's it anons, I'm genuinely afraid

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Has ANYBODY busted out a geiger counter or EMF detector lately?

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It’s 5G

honestly 5G was my first thought
i figure it'd be provably bullshit if the plants and animals were okay since a lot of 5g shit is in trees and whatnot.
if the birds and trees start dying around them that should be more than enough proof.

It's the DEWs!

This was already solved, all these birds died by an underpass in Boston and they were tested for flu. During the investigation, traces of trailer fibers and filaments were found on their beaks and whatnot, trailers from semi trucks. A behavioral specialist was hired to come in and did some interesting work. Apparently most birds who fly near sections of highway will have lookouts. However they only cry out "CAH! CAH!" Because they don't have a word for truck.

Good I hate birbs, they shit all over the place

I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me

POLAR SHIFT!
POLAR SHIFT!
POLAR SHIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFTT!!!

happening.

Fucking retarded articles

Stop.

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Lets be reasonable here how commonly does this happen?
and if it does we need to look at the surrounding areas where it started?

COVID19 can be spread by birds

Mao is at it again

Hi. I did. And I’m sending you this message from a concrete bunker innawoods. Don’t worry, I’ll remember you.

We're getting peppered with a foreign asteroid.

Thanks user, if i become a supermutant i wont eat you.

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This is what it's like for me all day, everyday as a black man with a big black cock

They are likely dying of hunger. Fewer people means less trash.

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Maybe it has something to do with the Schumann resonance

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A bird flew into my foot yesterday. A dove. Wtf

You can still drive you fucking faggot xd

>I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard.

what a moron

They know...

5g will destroy bees, sea mammals, birds, humans, plants, etc. obviously the spirits pushing this seek the destruction of all god's creation

This is pasta and you're a retard.

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yes

It was my wife. She let out a big brap with the windows down

what are these sources HAHAHAHA

What was that about the crows will go hungry? The prophesy

This shit is not new nor biblical
Sage

I fucking hope so.

It was this tesla tower

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starving ass ravens need welfare checks

Those are some rock solid sources you got there.

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