AUS/POL/ - FRIDAY MORNING PRAISE EDITION

Gday lads, Praise Him

>Coronavirus outbreak at Victorian psychiatric facility being investigated by health authorities
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-24/coronavirus-outbreak-at-psychiatric-facility-in-victoria-covid19/12180212

>Coles, Woolworths to open on Anzac Day morning for first time
baka.com.au/national/coronavirus-updates-live-global-covid-19-cases-pass-2-6-million-us-deaths-near-50-000-as-australia-s-death-toll-stands-at-76-20200423-p54mny.html#p50drp

>Wuhan laboratory scientists 'did absolutely crazy things' to alter coronavirus and enabled it to infect humans, Russian microbiologist claims
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8249875/Wuhan-laboratory-scientists-did-absolutely-crazy-things-alter-coronavirus.html

>Borders to remain closed for months, government weighs NZ travel
baka.com.au/politics/federal/borders-to-remain-closed-for-months-government-weighs-nz-travel-20200423-p54mon.html

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Whats for lunch lads?

Yes hello is this the thread for the cricket?

Praise him

no idea cunts, but whatever it is, i want a hot meal.

Go grab a pint and parmy at your local pub

breakfast: rice and spam
lunch: rice and spam
dinner: rice, spam and goon

i have like 4 months of rice and spam in the pantry, gonna be eating this shit for a while

Tarrant vacationed for 9 days in Israel before the shooting. Praise him.

Hey VicPol,
My name is Dick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day harrasing motorists. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun fining people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I drive my Porsche at 420 km/h on the highway while on coke, and chase the skybus to get free wifi. What do you do for fun, other than abuse the public? I also got straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's my cool Porsche

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yeah fuck a parma would be tits right now. good call user, thanks for helping me solve my life problems. fucking ten captchas.

Praise him

Last night i was crying myself to sleep but today im feeling over the moon and filled with optimism. Not sure wtf is wrong with me

Fuck that cunt. Loves the jewish cock.
Played the game to the medias liking
You faggots literally have to comprehensive or critical though processing. And you want to save australia? Youre leading us to poison, were fucking doomed cunts

Youre mentally degenerate. Get the fuck off the internet, stop your alcohol and drug consumption and have some faith in yourself that youre not the pathetic cunt you really are and change your shit existance cunt.

Tarrant was a naughty boy. I will NOT praise him.

>Oi m8
>you got a loicense for that ummm.. errr
>gender reasignment
nationalfile.com/united-kingdom-to-ban-gender-reassignment-surgery-for-minors/

ASIO will ignore this post. Even the NZ Mosque leader blamed mossad.

Give it up already soiboi glowniggers

Yknow what youre right

>glowies just as bored as the neets
hahaha fuck me these keep getting earlier and earlier.
>reminder super has robbed you of pay rises because it's a percentage of your pay
>it's an exponential cost to employers who then argue for less take home pay for you because the super goes up by a larger amount
>if you're under 50 you will never see your super

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>a muslim blamed the jews
omg I love muidslimes now

Shalom fellow white!

The optimism won't last a minute into doing something productive, it's ogre... Get off this shithole website and connect with cunts that are willing to make a change.

>nationalfile.com/united-kingdom-to-ban-gender-reassignment-surgery-for-minors/
about fucking time.

bump

The only real wealth that exists is your family. It is what you generate assets for.
Secure your old age with lots of kids - like your forebears did for all of human history.

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Where's the pictures of the police after the truck crash? I heard they were on the boards a few days ago.

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Rice, lentil Dahl, yoghurt, spiced cauliflower and chickpeas

Based malnutrition poster

"We're happy to offer you an annual $60k package inclusive of super."
>minus $9,193 tax
>minus $5205 (((super)))

Only $852 a week for Mon-Fri 9am-5pm. Fuck that.

vote in this immigration poll faggots

reddit.com/r/AustralianPolitics/comments/g61zyr/australians_growing_more_concerned_over/

bring back WAP

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Don't use this website or you'll go full Hitler

paycalculator.com.au/

fuck me glow harder you faggots

fuck cops
fuck abc
fuck slants
fuck strawberry farmers
and most importantly fuck jannies

You are assuming I'm not there already.

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imagine being a fucking cop though seriously.

if you have a shred of decency you would step down and renounce your leaders

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I'm on salary so despite my required hours of work increasing by a third for no added pay, I don't qualify for early access because my hours or pay haven't decreased.
So I'm really looking forward to the compulsory buy in of super to high speed rail or 5G network to "rebuild the country"