/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3414

What do you guys think the nuffingboigah, shills and hoax fags are going to say once the lockdowns are lifted and things go back to how they were before measures were taken against the virus? What mental gymnastics are they going to pull off next?

True answer? We don't know.

A bunch of countries are testing easing the lockdown by allowing children to go to school again.

I have a very bad feeling about kids and this disease.
There is no way in hell they are unaffected

Will anything happen to China at the end of all this?

Let's get this in early. Daily reminder that CVG LOST. Nothingburger just like we said.

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IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>weak immune system girlfriend
>no fever
>mild migraine
>no smell for two weeks
>hydroclorox? No, orange juice
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

How long till UV anal dildos are required to be in public?

dame la mejor receta para sandwich de miga

Haha yeah just imagine

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Bertelsmann, the company behind RTL, RTL2, VOX, NTV and the likes will soon be producing their own masks. Fucking kek.

is it true that a second wave is hitting China right now?

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MESSAGE FROM DINOSAURS

TIME'S UP HUMANS

MESSAGE FROM DINOSAURS

>Detected: 2,716,806 (+85,021) ► Died: 190,528 (+6,601) ► Day: 105 (-01:08:08)
3rd day in a row rebreaking 80k infections.

I'm growing slightly concerned

the aids portion will hit them in a couple years, in the meantime they can bring coronachan home and we can have an entire generation of parent murdering orphans

any particular reason why?

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Is this nigga for real? Normies are so fucking pathetic.

do you respond?

>No human being can go through that

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feels good to not do anything

No one person shall own more than two houses.

1.2.3.4
Everybody do the dinosaur

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>Astrid Hojgaard
of course a woman said that shit

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 880,204 (49,845) #2 Spain 213,024 (22,157) #3 Italy 189,973 (25,549) #4 France 158,183 (21,856) #5 Germany 153,129 (5,575) #6 United Kingdom 138,078 (18,738) #7 Turkey 101,790 (2,491) #8 Iran 87,026 (5,481) #9 China 82,798 (4,632) #10 Russia 62,773 (555) #11 Brazil 49,492 (3,313) #12 Belgium 42,797 (6,490) #13 Canada 42,110 (2,147) #14 Netherlands 35,729 (4,177) #15 Switzerland 28,496 (1,549) #16 India 23,039 (721) #17 Portugal 22,353 (820) #18 Peru 20,914 (572) #19 Ireland 17,607 (794) #20 Sweden 16,755 (2,021) #21 Austria 15,002 (522) #22 Israel 14,803 (192) #23 Saudi Arabia 13,930 (121) #24 Japan 12,368 (328) #25 Chile 11,812 (168) #26 Ecuador 11,183 (560) #27 Singapore 11,178 (12) #28 Pakistan 11,057 (235) #29 South Korea 10,702 (240) #30 Mexico 10,544 (970) #31 Poland 10,511 (454) #32 Romania 10,096 (545) #33 United Arab Emirates 8,756 (56) #34 Denmark 8,073 (394) #35 Belarus 8,022 (60)…

>LATEST CHANGES
…

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Has she cleared the infection? Has she been for a retest to make sure shes negative?

there is more white males than black males

>more threads than dead billionaires
nothingburger confirmed

>UPDATED CHARTS @ 23 Apr 2020
UPDATED CHARTS @ 23 Apr 2020

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HIV also only has flulike symptoms at worst in acute phase, fuckwit

just because a virus has a mild acute phase disease doesnt mean it isnt dangerous

They're dying. My countrymen are dying, and I can't do anything to save them

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Based corona tan getting rid of the Warren family

Anyone else notice PRO VACCINE and PRO BILL GATES threads on Yas Forums?

I found one. The retard was blatantly shilling it too.

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Boop poster I need some love right now please

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>when the dinos are a message about the dino extinction event

Yeah, she's clean
I was at her house yesterday

This fucking guy again. Post proof that she tested positive.

Fucking
Baste

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Why can't they just not eat pets and pangolins?

thats not even true, lmao wtf

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This kills the /cvg/tard

Its a something burger. How this is still a question is amazing. We're still discovering symptoms lmao.

project-evidence.github.io/#(part._job-posts)

x-ray her lungs, idiot pollock

Good

>how the other half lives.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29099763/

>Be nothingburgers and cvg
>don't take any vit C supplements
>get Corona
>have lung reduced to butter
>have kidneys loose 30% function
>have liver loose 15% function
>die
it was just a flu after all

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ayo hol' up, so be sayin we wuz like guardians n sheit?

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The kids get it and give it to their parents, who give it to other parents, then 1/2 of the parents all over get viral pneumonia and a good deal need ICU.

I already know a vaccine is impossible, I will never get vaccinated for this.

>UK
19% OF DEATHS AND 34% OF CRITICAL CORONAVIRUS PATIENTS ARE BLACKS OR "ASIANS" (ARABS AND PAKIS)
70% OF DEATHS AMONG THE HEALTH SYSTEM WORKERS ARE FROM ETHNIC MINORITIES
MOST OF THE DEATHS AND INFECTED CAME FROM POOR NEIGHBOURHOODS IN LONDON
>
"90% of Covid-19 deaths occur in people over the age of 60, but that's not the case for ethnic minorities, where the population is younger, and that's why the discrepancy is surprising."
ISLAM IS KILLING BLACKS AND "ASIANS" IN LONDON
>the existence of "multigenerational homes", especially among Asians, as well as the confluence in places of worship and in community centers (which could have contributed to the spread of the virus before social distance measures were implemented)

>USA
IN CHICAGO 70% OF CORONAVIRUS DEATHS ARE BLACKS
IN LOUISIANA, 70% OF CORONAVIRUS DEATHS ARE BLACKS TOO

>elmundo.es/internacional/2020/04/23/5ea1c554fdddff8b138b458c.html
HAPPENING! CORONAVIRUS IS RACIST AND ISLAMOPHOBE!

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what a wimp

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No, I know they made the virus in a lab and are in full damage control mode. I am just wondering why they have to eat pets.

LMAO you get to watch your girlfriend die, tell us, are you going to fuck the corpse before you call it in?

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So she has retested negative and she has shown proof of that? Fair enough for now.

They become poor neets like many of us.

>instead stick to sex with fewer partners than before until we can return to normality.
aww the roastie can't take 50 dicks a day, the poor slut.

>Not having someone to cuddle, to tell you how beautiful you are and being in close proximity to for an entire year is no life worth living
>No human being can go through that

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Make love to me Japan

>I-I totally got a gf guyz
post her tits or gtfo

Actually she's the fitchick type, no change in her cardio
She even worked out while sick

Well, here is the full article. It's due to a common psychological phenomenon called the White Male Effect which also causes older white men to be less likely to seek shelter in tornadoes.

archive.is/WwsMS

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LOL, the continued antibody tests are going to BTFO happeningfags.
Death rate is literally like .001

By then they'll be asking for the help of worms to stretch their brains

What are the odds I have already been infected with a asymptomatic case???

Now post your face when whites have always been a global minority and everywhere you mentioned is nigger infested

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Nice, she'll get to really savor and enjoy the multiple recurring waves of symptoms until she finally succumbs.

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>No human being can go through that

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imagine being Dr.Roastie Whore and not doing your academic research.
>women, every time

How could you miss the opportunity to say two more weeks?

how likely is these go out, are weakened/rationed?
>water
>power
>meat
>packaged/canned food
>general/hygiene supplies

Im scared :(

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Dumb niggers can't understand what a slow death is. If shit doesn't happen with bright lights and loud noises they can't understand it.

How do i fucking know, she's alive and fine, that's what matters