Uruguay

trust OP to want to live in a country that's called u r gay.

uruguay is already 90% white with a sizeable german minority that has high birthrates. dont talk about it, its our secret last ethnostate we cant let the jews know about it.

I think Uruguay is the whitest next to Argentina (for south america), but they're still full of brown shit.

And I doubt any non-rich westerner could move there and not find themselves working slave labor among crypto-aztecs

Uruguay is whiter than Argentina

Spain chads genocided our charruas and only very few mutts remain.

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Don´t be mean to your friends,son

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I'm pretty sure Uruguay was intended as a white settler colony for Spain, like Australia and Canada were for GB.

What's Uruguay like?

I forgot which one uruguay or paraguay but its really expensive and hard to get citizenship. The other one is super cheap and anyone with $5000 can get citizenship, but its landlocked and only has 1 decent city.

Uruguay is the expensive one but it's really not that hard to move anywhere in south America

So how does little Uruguay work? Where do the Europeans live there? How can you even survive next to fucking goblin people? From here it looks like an impoverished, stagnant, dump.

yeah its probably hard to make money down there though unless you have a nice nest egg of like 100k or some super valuable skill, which I do not.

Yeah. But it hasn't turned out so well.

Uruguay is majority Criollo, who are 85%+ white. It has a higher percentage of people than America and probably Australia

U r gay

It was once like a Switzerland in South America, but the economy has collapsed since then. As I said already, my great great uncle left Texas for Uruguay back when FDR implemented the New Deal because he was worried about the future of America and back then Uruguay had more freedom

Uruguay has a strong Björk fanbase.

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Expensive. But if you get paid in dollars you can live here like a king.

We export meat, onions, and that thing cellulose from wood. Also tourism. We suffer when Brazil and Argentina suffer. Since our public university is good and STEM is barely touched by your gender studies shit, compsci guys just code for the US.
In Montevideo (biggest city), and/or Punta del Este (popular touristic place, just have an apartment or house next to the beach).
We survive living next to goblins because they just party here, and then leave. It's expensive.
It is stagnant. If you know your shit, you will leave to try fortune in the first world. You will probably have success but that doesn't mean much if you don't return.

Is there such thing as rural in Uruguay or it is mostly urban-city?

Need strong conservative men to come to New Zealand and bleach the Maoris and overthrow the pozzed government.

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Paraguay is much more affordable and rural, but its also an ugly shithole.

>Uruguay
no thanks

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Did you even read my op?
The vast majority of the country is ranchland and it is 1/4 the size of Texas. Less than 1.6 million people live outside of the metro

Imagine living in a country called "u r gay" lmao.
Cisplatina at least sounds cool

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99% of Uruguay is rural. Mostly urban-city is just Montevideo, the capital. Or important tourist destinations where you need infrastructure. You can get yourself a car and live comfortably in a far away farm with 1 or 2 neighbors and a small town for market supplies.
However, you can't compare Montevideo to a truly bustling big city like New York. It has like half the population of the country but 1 and a half million is absolutely nothing.

Argentina is huge and it's very underpopulated.
You can do that in a lot of argentine states (specially the southern ones, which are very similar to uruguay and received more germanic immigration than the rest) and here you don't have any trouble getting citizenship.

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I prefer Uruguay because it is more criollo and Argentina is more castizo, Uruguay has a better economy, and the country seems more isolated, it seems sort of backwards. It reminds me of old Texas. Argentina might not be a bad choice though

i wanna live in bariloche

argentina is also expensive, but i'd rather live than anywhere else in SA. I have some distant family over there from my venetian side.

Your president is destroying Argentina though.

M8, argentina has a white upper class. Germans, north italians, some east euros, even english. Even el che was half irish.

Bariloche is our Aspen. It's also where they say Hitler lived and died.

The argentine peso is weak as fuck. You're high class here with an average american salary.

Every president since Peron is destroying argentina.

In Uruguay essentially the entire population is Spanish (criollo). Argentina has a lot of immigrants from around south America. America has a white upper class too