Heres your social life bro

If you didn't realize from the very start that this is never ending, you're a fool.

Check. This.

>we may
I'll believe it when I see it, and it'd only affect fags in blue states anyway. Restrictions are already breaking down in conservative areas, and of course governors have the final say regardless.

What happened to The Easter Resurrection?
He's just more full of shit everyday. We need to start an underground economy because this shit is soviet tier.

fuck you nigger

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Social distancing guidelines will probably be around for a while. Doesn't mean keep the economy shut down or stay at home orders.

Kek

I've almost gotten used to home workouts and little social interaction. At this point, fuck it. If the government wants to kamikaze the economy over a highly irrelevant illness more power to them. I've been making good money off the stock market volatility and am heavily hedged if things get chaotic. Let's go ahead and close the economy for the decade just to make sure no one gets a bad cough.

Who cares? Federal government has done nothing but offer guidelines, it’s the governors and mayors bending us over with fake fucking laws.

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This. Fuck Cuomo

I'm behind the lines in south California and everyone just accepts this shit and they all joke about muh new normal and police eachother's behavior. There's no pushback, it's creepy as fuck.

Same. I and so many others are expected to abandon our immediate families and friends to “save myself and others, you can be a hero like our essential workers too!”

This has to be the biggest unsolicited spoonfeeding of liquefied authoritative and legislative garbage I’ve ever had the displeasure to ingest. Going to see the person who used to harbour me in their ballsack and uterus respectively can get me a thousand dollar fine.

I'm in fucking Connecticut where we are in "unity" with New York/New Jersey aka we are going to be shut down the fucking longest. Gov already extended it until May 20th a few weeks ago.

It's not good news. Trump said he "totally disagreed" with Georgia re-opening today and now this? And the fact he had to add "and maybe even more after that" shows this shit isn't ending soon. He went from underestimating to now overestimating

He wouldn't be saying this shit if he didn't know something, he knows how this impacts stocks. Fuck this gay earth

just nuke the plague cities and build new ones

>May
>Guidlines
Bruh you act like this manufactured panic and the ensuing police state is being enforced by Trump. He literally said it's up to the states.

yeah he went from time to open up to nah don't think you should open up yet in a few days. maybe he got word of some studies about the virus? something new recently discovered? i know there's been a lot of chatter about potential long term lung damage.

>thinking lardburgers will arise from the sofa

>He wouldn't be saying this shit if he didn't know something,
Exactly... but what does he know???

>suddenly sirens blaring

>democrats
OMG HE IS BEING RACIST FOR BLOCKING TRAVEL FROM WUHAN IN JANUARY
>democrats
OMG HE IS NOT BEING CONSERVATIVE ENOUGH
>democrats
OMG HE WANTS TO GIVE AWAY TOO MANY FREEDOMS TOO EARLY
>democrats
OMG HE WANTS TO BE TOO FREE AND SPREAD THE DISEASE
>democrats
OMG HE WANTS TO SPREAD THE DISEASE
>democrats
OMG HE WANTS TO OPEN THE BORDERS WTF WHAT A MANIAC

Imagine having this mentality.

Hes playing games so he doesn't "own" it if one of these states have issue after reopening. Hes being a bitch

>I'll believe it when I see it
so you lost all faith in the wall, locking her up and the deportations?

I already missed out on two golden oppertunities because of this shit. This had better be fucking worth it.