PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TODAY'S PRESSER EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/23/20
c-span.org/video/?471458-1/
youtu.be/qIpFA3ll7gE
>Team Trump Online w/Lara Trump &2ndLady Karen! 4/23/20
youtu.be/keADr9sSshA
>2ndLady Karen on Emotional Well-Being 4/23/20
pic.twitter.com/QNnublEtCa
>ActDepDHSSec Cuccinelli on F&F 4/23/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6151550188001
>WBGPres Malpass on Bloomberg 4/23/20
youtu.be/v8LDbxtJH2k
>StateDeptSpox Morgan on F&F 4/23/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6151554771001
>Lara Trump on FoxNews 4/23/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6151592467001
>ThiccSarah on F&F 4/23/20
youtu.be/1sk-rWV2D9Q
>Trump2020PrinDepCommsDir Perrine on OAN 4/23/20
youtu.be/BtIKvY3TVIQ
>StateDeptVideo: Earth Day 4/23/20
youtu.be/Xj0bh-JTEhE
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/22/20
c-span.org/video/?471421-1/
youtu.be/JWf5WaqpskY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Earth&Arbor Day Tree Planting Ceremony 4/22/20
c-span.org/video/?471422-1/
youtu.be/1VM-RwgqUZc
>Team Trump Online w/Corey Lewandowski! 4/22/20
youtu.be/xw9CFR13no4
>2ndLady Karen on Newsy 4/22/20
youtu.be/Jwl1ah3RoJA
>DefSec Esper on FoxNews 4/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6151457153001
>SoS Pompeo on Ingraham 4/22/20
youtu.be/TUw_IbACsF4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 4/22/20
youtu.be/jlhvNywTvLk

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MAGA

RUMORED INDICTMENTS GUYS
IS IT TIME?

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MAGA

nothing is ever going to happen except more Trump underlings going to jail.

MAGA

>no sauce
Fuck off, kike.

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>light inside you.

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shut the fuck up, stop shitting up the thread with your fantasies, nigger

nothing ever happens, newfren

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6122858/
UV treatment someone posted

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>Hillary is sure to win!

thank god kim is alive

>sources say
I sleep.

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Biden endorsed by Bin Laden lmao

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Inhale rubbing alcohol and shine a UV light down your throat. You heard him Anons....DO IT

I believe I believe I believe

>dude trust me

was talking about this with my dad a month ago. its common fucking sense

>MFW Some democrat nutjob dies due to this procedure TRUMP Promoted

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>more Trump underlings going to jail
And for completely unrelated things like incorrectly filing taxes a decade ago.

fucking based

>be FBI
>why are they searching glowing dildos now?????

You're right, none of these predictions mean anything. Wake me when the shoes starting dropping!

The indians who post on these threads are frequently based and reasonable. The brits, however, tend to be whiny, catty retards.

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Perp walks or FUCK OFF.

FUCKING FLORIDA WINS AGAIN

Um hello, Department of Based Affairs???

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B-But I thought the neets would inherit the earth?
Not like this!

Don't look at the head to head polls. Trump's approval rating is above 47% in all the swing states. In 2012 Obama won every state he had an approval rating of at least 47%. Trump's base will consolidate in the coming months.

>RUMORED INDICTMENTS GUYS
>IS IT TIME

Doubt it, but hopefully.

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reminder only UV-C radiation kills Coronavirus, and only A and B rays make it past our atmosphere

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>pot pies
>literally mystery meat
NOPE

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>dude they're going to arrest all the people i don't like now, those other 300 times i said the same thing don't count
there are rats that learn faster than you

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>light inside you
lightmd.com

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I had to stop myself from posting. there's literally a ton of glow in the dark dongs for sale on the net.

do...do people not know this?

Yas Forumsizen here. I'm just curious Yas Forums, how in the fuck is this retard still thought of as intelligent?

twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1253451487415619586
>Fucking injection of surface disinfectant to kill COVID-19

Yo someone tell the task force to lurk the archives because these retarded “experts” are 4 months behind us. Watch, I give it a month before some report on the Wuhan “doctors” in body armor loading their guns is used as prop for someone.

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>The indians who post on these threads
there's only one

>The brits, however, tend to be whiny, catty retards.
>they're all ahmeds

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if Virginia can't go red in 2020 after their Governor has been a giant gun grabbing faggot i don't ever want to hear Virginian anons complain about their shitty state ever again

This is a really stupid tweet.

Biden has always been a doofus. See his plagiarism from the 1980s: he's an imbecilic hack.

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I don't want leftists indicted. I want them purged.
I want the red running in the streets.
I want libtards desperately calling the police for help, only to be reminded that they said they hate cops.

bitch is just jealous she doesn't have balls to shine an infrared light on

Ppl are idiots, they actually need a multi-billion dollar study before they will even accept anything now.

So buy higher quality ones, silly.

Well what about it? Should we let the poor red states fail so we can protect the people in blue states or keep sending welfare to states that still support a rogue executive branch and have long resisted social progress, a living wage, and pro-human rights issues?

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SHUT DOWN THE DEGENERACY INDUSTRY AND SAVE OUR COUNTRY!

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somebody needs to stick a light dildo up her ass

Trump was dangling such delicious bait in front of them and they snapped it up so eagerly
it's a beautiful thing to watch

0/10 larp

Oh look another case of taking words in their own interpretation- clearly “inject” is being used in place of “insert” not with a fucking vaccine needle fuck honestly imagine if Twitter disappeared

Apparently not. And as soon as Trump starts saying it too they'll claim it's only because he has a stake in solar energy.

GUISE MY POLITICAL OPPONENTS ARE GOING TO BE ARRESTED TOMORROW AGAIN

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Meanwhile back in reality...

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They would ruin some other site.

Make your own or get a based wife to make one for you from scratch.

Man, Trump and Faux News are seriously walking back their claims about hydroxychloroquine now ain't they!??

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