PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - YEP, THIS ONE'S GOING IN MY CORONAVIRUS COMPILATION EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/23/20
c-span.org/video/?471458-1/
youtu.be/qIpFA3ll7gE
>Team Trump Online w/Lara Trump &2ndLady Karen! 4/23/20
youtu.be/keADr9sSshA
>2ndLady Karen on Emotional Well-Being 4/23/20
pic.twitter.com/QNnublEtCa
>ActDepDHSSec Cuccinelli on F&F 4/23/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6151550188001
>WBGPres Malpass on Bloomberg 4/23/20
youtu.be/v8LDbxtJH2k
>StateDeptSpox Morgan on F&F 4/23/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6151554771001
>Lara Trump on FoxNews 4/23/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6151592467001
>ThiccSarah on F&F 4/23/20
youtu.be/1sk-rWV2D9Q
>Trump2020PrinDepCommsDir Perrine on OAN 4/23/20
youtu.be/BtIKvY3TVIQ
>StateDeptVideo: Earth Day 4/23/20
youtu.be/Xj0bh-JTEhE
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/22/20
c-span.org/video/?471421-1/
youtu.be/JWf5WaqpskY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Earth&Arbor Day Tree Planting Ceremony 4/22/20
c-span.org/video/?471422-1/
youtu.be/1VM-RwgqUZc
>Team Trump Online w/Corey Lewandowski! 4/22/20
youtu.be/xw9CFR13no4
>2ndLady Karen on Newsy 4/22/20
youtu.be/Jwl1ah3RoJA
>DefSec Esper on FoxNews 4/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6151457153001
>SoS Pompeo on Ingraham 4/22/20
youtu.be/TUw_IbACsF4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 4/22/20
youtu.be/jlhvNywTvLk

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fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/
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MAGA

awoo

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Is Donald Trump really taking control of the federal reserve?

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MAGA

lmfao

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Yes germicide lamps will kill the virus. But they will also damage your eyes in under 30 seconds without warning signs. Like looking at the sun through a telescope without the heat. Can't use them in rooms with people.

This is the most insane pres briefer. internal sunlight, and injecting bleach.

>The debt bubble popping approaches way way way faster than every anticipated
The entire cost of Iraq and Afghan wars will have been spent before 6 months of this year is out

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The Senate passed the ($250M) bill by voice vote on Tuesday, and the House is expected to pass it overwhelmingly in a roll call vote Thursday.

Most of the bill’s funding, $331 billion, would go to boost a small-business payroll loan program that ran out of money last week. There would be $100 billion for health care, with $75 billion to hospitals and $25 billion to boost testing for the virus, a key step in building the confidence required to reopen state economies. There is $60 billion for small-business loans and grants.

Democratic demands for additional funds for hospitals and virus testing in the states became more pressing and eventually gained support from Republicans.

Of the $25 billion for increased testing efforts, at least $11 billion goes to state and tribal governments to detect and track new infections. The rest will help fund federal research into new coronavirus testing options.

wbrz.com/news/as-4th-virus-relief-bill-nears-passage-fight-looms-over-5th/

>DRUMPF DO YOU AGREE THAT ORANGE MAN BAD
these fucking journos, man

>when the UV light injection kicks in

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No. It's schizo shit.

Contraception is treason! We've got to ban slut shit!

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Space Force Laser Beam technology confirmed

MAGA

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UV light is an established antimicrobial sterilization tool

Boris Johnson rose from the dead to ban trannies, absolutely fucking based.

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How do I get a /ptg/ bf?

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based light dildo up every americans ass

Another episode of "drumpf is so stupid, but he is actually talking about something they are doing."

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dems are pushing for another trillion+ to be spent on handouts to the state governments and several hundred billion for much larger handouts for grocery store clerks
we're gonna do the massie proposal except even dumber if that's possible

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BLUE STATES CALLED OUT

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well you could jam a UV LED light deep into someones nose and then turn it on

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CHOO CHOO
Can someone shoop 2020 on this trump train?

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you can't just take the light drumpf

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I'm sure someone wants a nice trap gf.

Shills are mad, and that makes me LAUGH!

What if we had sick people getting blood "transfusions", and we had a UV light blasting the blood before pumping it back into them? That should kill all virus particles.

Basically a tube out of one wrist, through the machine + UV lamps + back into your other wrist.

Seems efficient??

BASED "BIG BALLS" BORIS

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>banning sex change surgery
>but only for minors
Eh, I guess it's a start. Based Bojo.

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theres gotta be a meme here

>shilling during a rally
new batch of shills eh?

try using it inside the human body.

>do the massie proposal
Let's just call it A Modest Proposal for laffs since people don't read anyways

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biggest soiboi nasal faggot voice i've heard since yesterday's update

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OP is a fucking faggot and Trump is killing people.

REMINDER
MANNED SPACEFLIGHT RETURNS TO FLORIDA ON MONDAY
SPACEX LAUNCHES TWO ASTRONAUTS ON CREW DRAGON + FALCON 9 TO ISS

TRUMP HAS SEIZED CONTROL OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE AND IS BRRRRR-ING US BACK TO WORK

THIS IMAGE IS ENTIRELY ON TRACK

MAGA

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Not unless you do it raw.

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AWOO

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>Trump using his psychic powers to predict tomorrow's headlines

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It's a buyer's market with the amount of goblins desu so this depends on a lot of factors about you and which end of the market you're on

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YOURE GONNA KILL PEOPLE HAVING THEM GO OUTSIDE IN THE SUN DRUMPF

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yeah, but after the briefing we switch back over to your side. controlled opposition, remember.

>apply light and heat to the cure
WHAT IS HE DOING

May 27 not April 27

that reporter is a Trump supporter fucking faggot.

I'm the president and you're fake news!

>Trump's talking out of his ass
lel

Ultra-UVC won't harm tissue, but will kill Corona.

Trump just spitballing medical ideas with doctors during a live press conference lmao

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Trump confirmed for owning a time machine

being cool guy

>I'm sure someone wants a nice trap gf.
Trannies and their chasers all get the rope.

>OP is a fucking faggot and Trump is killing people.

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I KNOW YOU
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
YOU'RE FAKE NEWS
A TOTAL FAKER

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YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO NAME THE PRICE OF OIL WITHOUT LOOKING GO GO GO GO

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i fucking feel bad for the russians, they cannot make anything new

IM THE PRESIDENT
AND YOU'RE FAKE NEWS


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he makes oil boy seem macho

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fuck he’s shitposting at a rapid pace

she cute

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flesh light

Reporter gets ass-raped on national TV.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

HAH!! SHE WOULDN'T SAY YES

to drumpf and...America

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HEY PHIL
I'M THE PRESIDENT
AND YOU'RE FAKE NEWS

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And it turns out Russia was in the tank for Hilldawg. And Brennan coverd it up while promoting literal Russian disinfo in the Steele Dossier.
And you allowed yourself to believe the Russia narrative for three years based on democrat lies.
Fun times.

I wonder why he hasn't launched the Press into the sun yet

Just showed up late. What I miss?

Nice pic.

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JOURNALISTS?
MORE LIKE NIGGERS!

Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population

>Bernie Sanders on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_qwINlopA
>Chuck Schumer on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
>Joe Biden encouraging white genocide:
youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4

Senate (9% jewish, 650% US over-representation)

Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Ron Wyden (D-OR)

House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)

David Cicilline (D-RI)
Stephen Cohen (D-TN)
Susan Davis (D-CA)
Ted Deutch (D-FL)
Eliot Engel (D-NY)
Lois Frankel (D-FL)
Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ)
David Kutsoff (R-TN)
Andy Levin (D-MI)
Mike Levin (D-CA)
Alan Lowenthal (D-CA)
Nita Lowey (D-NY)
Elaine Luria (D-VA)
Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
Dean Phillips (D-MN)
Jamie Raskin (D-MD)
Max Rose (D-NY)
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
Adam Schiff (D-CA)
Kim Schrier (D-WA)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)
Brad Sherman (D-CA)
Brad Schneider (D-IL)
Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)
Susan Wild (D-PA)
John Yarmuth (D-KY)
Lee Zeldin (R-NY)

Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D)
Stephen Breyer (D)
Elena Kagan (D)

forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/

fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/

jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399

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I want to fuck her eyeballs

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She has an agenda and special interests.

IM THE PRESIDENT AND YOU'RE FAKE NEWS


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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MEDIA BTFO

>still makes more sense than biden....

he slashed nasa's budget.

IM THE PRESIDENT
AND YOU'RE FAKE NEWS

I didn't expect this to happen.

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Holy shit the cringe

As long he carries on daily briefings it's gonna get worse. He can't stand this amount of scrutiny to the insane shit he says.

>rekt'd so hard my feed died

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>LAME STREAM MEDIA

>"NOOOOO YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR DRUMPF"
>24/7/365
>literally 24/7/365
>tfw I'm STILL voting for Drumpf

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>just inject some disinfectant, bro

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He daughter works for the Gates Foundation.

HOW'S BORIS DOING??

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He's actually an idiot, Heat and Light anything about that, Im very eerrrr. thing. You're delusional if you idolise this fool.

accept the light into your body, user

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$20 says this fag uses some UV device to sterilize his iphone. He;s looks like a cuck.

I wish Democrats were more open about their agenda in 2018.

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1776

>I want to fuck her eyeballs
at least their open today

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MSM specializes in being cringe

Only softball question EVER in these press briefs.

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wait until someone kills her husband by injecting aquarium disinfectant into his arm

That sounds gay

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neckbeard is getting even fatter

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>254775739
>254775781
Don't be jelly your island only gets 1 day of sunlight a month

KIM IS FINE. CONFIRMED.

DRUMPF ARE YOU TEXTING WITH KIM JUN UN? ARE YOU STILL IN LOVE?

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You are not the President.

Glad to see Poocifer is amused

SPICY TRUMP BEST TRUMP

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Heat and UV light are established deterrents to viruses.

Bojo=fren

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these fuckign assholes

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I hacked you once. Use my name again an I go after everything. Your bank account, your email, your iPhone. EVERY. THING.
-nick

This broad is insufferable.

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KIMMY IS OKAY

trump really likes Kim :3

Was making pidser, QRD?

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1812
1865
see ya later ya yankee prick

Just got done mowing. What did I miss?

wtf is he even doing?
he was supposed to ask more dumb shit about oil for our amusement, not get all politic-y

>CNN IS FAKE NEWS DONT TALK TO ME

i hope chairman KIM IS OKAY, it was a fake report by CNN

uh those state govts are most definitely going to turn those payments straight into gibs for illegals and niggers and whites will get NOTHING bank on it

CNN getting BTFO

>Done talking about that
>REEEEE MY QUESTIONS NOT DONE YET!
>No
>REEEEE!

youtube.com/watch?v=LBw5goWQf8g
seven seconds in he points at someone and says "you"
is he talking about americans in general or someone specific in the audience? does anyone know?

NOT CNN
I TOLD YOU CNN IS FAKE NEWS
DONT TALK TO ME

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he's NGMI

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no pretense any longer

LET THE LIGHT SURGE WITHIN YOU

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you mad

>s-surely he c-can't stand this s-scrutiny much longer
says increasingly btfo bong for zillionth time this year

this bitch has the voice of sorority bar popper

This chick looks like she is living her best life.

GM about to open back up

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we're also still not factoring in the reduced GDP and how it may remain depressed depending on how bad this economic crash turns out, and how that'll reduce revenue
it is believed that this year just our *deficit* will be about 20% of our GDP, and our total debt to GDP ratio is forecasted to exceed WWII

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CNN IS FAKE NEWS DON'T TALK TO ME

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Wow, look at the stats of death between hotter climates on colder ones for deaths from respiratory diseases & why Vitamin D deficiency & warmer climates have longer lifespans

GET SUNBEAMS

TRUMP CALLED OUT CNN AT THE END HAHAHAHAHA

OH SHIT TRUMP IS MAD AS FUGGG

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I ALREADY TOLD YOU
CNN IS FAKE NEWS

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Based Floch poster

CNN BTFO

CNN IS FAKE NEWS
DON'T TALK TO ME

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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRIGGERED

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DON'T TALK TO ME, CRIMINAL!

Is this from Marx?

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LOL

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>ONE BECAUSE OF A COLLEAGUE WHO COULD NOT BE HERE BECAUSE OF SOCIAL DISTANCING

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

CNN btfo kek!

fake news on suicide watch

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... blind guess:
the number of viruses which are not getting fucked up by exposure to sunlight is miniscule

DON'T TALK TO ME FAKE NEWS

>science is only science when itmakes Drumpf look bad
Say it with me:

XiNN

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wtf is his problem with tattoo parlors relax trumo

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Fuck off Trump we will open our states when we want.

as an Aussie....fuck GM.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DESTROYEDDDDD

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Press launch T - 30 seconds

KEMP B T F O

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>HOLY SHIT HE'S TRIGGERED
Enjoy his second term, faggot.

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Anger is a symptom of dementia.

Real talk who the fuck is trying to go get a tattoo right now?

HE'S MAD AS FUGGGG RIGHT NOW

Jesus, one day its "TRump is Hitler trying to control states" then the next day "REEE Trump isnt controlling states"

DID HE DEFY YOU DRUMPF?!?! EEH EEH GOTCHA DRUMPF

How long have you been waiting to use that image?

Kemp fired?

>Anger is a symptom of dementia.

Biden BTFO!

George is about to prove to EVERYONE that these models and guidelines are complete BULLSHIT. Nothing bad will happen there. They are terrified they are about to be proven wrong.

OPEN THE FUCKING COUNTRY DRUMPF STOP BITCHING ABOUT TATTOO PARLORS

>DARK TO LIGHT
Q unironically predicted this.

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>Real talk who the fuck is trying to go get a tattoo right now?
Degenerates

I mean, if I was him, my patience with these faggots would've run out years ago.

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That's nothing to warrant pity.

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She's a spook. She is CIA. She glows in the dark.

Trump aint joking around no mo

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The tats people get are really trash

What the hell are businesses who were depending on lots of income going to do about rents and shit? It's been like a month and a half of this and they haven't properly resolved that, just throw money at it.

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so when children get angry, its a sign of dementia?

SLEEPY GUY IN A BASEMENT IN A HOUSE

>She glows in the dark.
nice, makes it easier to find that HAPA pussy when daddy wakes up with a piss boner

Oh shit.......
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6122858/

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this guy lel

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Trump is a great Troll! He constantly invites CNN correspondents to once again fuck them in front of everyone!

>We want the whole country to go down.

We know you do. Freudian slip

A SLEEPY GUY IN A BASEMENT

>Real talk who the fuck is trying to go get a tattoo right now?

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How to get MAGA boyfriend:
>step 1: be biological female born with a real vagina
>step 2: be white
>step 3: have pulse
Extra credit:
>step 4: don't bitch so much
>step 5: really, don't bitch so much
Wife material level:
>step 6: learn how to cook
>step 7: learn how to clean
>step 8: drama is for teenagers and crazy bitches, don't do it
>step 9: the occasional blowjob isn't too much to ask for
>step 10: produce white children and raise them right
Bonus Round:
>step 11: see steps 4, 5 and 8

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sleepy guy in the basement of a house

Sleepy who?

>sleepy guy in a basement

lmao

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