/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3411

some of you nothingburgers are alright,

don't go to school tomorrow

Nice

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50000 DEATHS
USA USA USA

Staaahhhpppp! Theyre waiting for the perfect time to trigger that fault...

Why is he white in some places and orange in other? Is he seriously using make-up all the time? What the fuck is wrong with him?

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Is that an invitation fren?
Parents are dead, I'm old

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Checked, user you fucking unit. CA has to be destroyed because this is the 2nd time you got the roll

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SUMMER KILLS CORONA

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Did anyone of you shitted on their pants?

>and this is a bad thing

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Normal or Thot?

listen faggots
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
Total nothing burger

any news on how the easing of the lockdowns in Denmark are going?

Will we have another wave in 2 weeks? People in Copenhagen obviously fucked up today

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>trump talking about injecting light into humans to combat sars-cov-2
oh god we're so fucked

911 literally wrecked my soul. Not the attack itself but the whining that lasted a whole decade and how everyone here was forced to pretend to care because it's murrica.

If I swallow a flashlight, will that kill all the coronas?

>200 new daily infections
>open up everything

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Of course he’s using make up like everyone else on tv. His is just more orange than most.

he literally only goes outdoors to get to his conveyance or to play golf
white as a goddamn sheet, would look horrible on TV

FU BITCH KILL MORE

post video and timestamp?

Ah so that's why its spreading in Saudi Arabia and jungles!

Exciting isn't it?

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What the hell how? what? Light?

Don’t bongs get tired of their welfare family numero uno?

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JESUS DO NOT USE UV LIGHT AS A PERSON DISINFECTANT
uvc lights will cook your skin in under a minute.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 877,113 (49,684) #2 Spain 213,024 (22,157) #3 Italy 189,973 (25,549) #4 France 158,183 (21,856) #5 Germany 151,784 (5,404) #6 United Kingdom 138,078 (18,738) #7 Turkey 101,790 (2,491) #8 Iran 87,026 (5,481) #9 China 82,798 (4,632) #10 Russia 62,773 (555) #11 Brazil 49,492 (3,313) #12 Belgium 42,797 (6,490) #13 Canada 42,081 (2,141) #14 Netherlands 35,729 (4,177) #15 Switzerland 28,496 (1,549) #16 India 23,039 (721) #17 Portugal 22,353 (820) #18 Peru 20,914 (572) #19 Ireland 17,607 (794) #20 Sweden 16,755 (2,021) #21 Austria 15,002 (522) #22 Israel 14,803 (192) #23 Saudi Arabia 13,930 (121) #24 Japan 11,950 (299) #25 Chile 11,812 (168) #26 Ecuador 11,183 (560) #27 Singapore 11,178 (12) #28 Pakistan 11,057 (235) #29 South Korea 10,702 (240) #30 Mexico 10,544 (970) #31 Poland 10,511 (454) #32 Romania 10,096 (545) #33 United Arab Emirates 8,756 (56) #34 Denmark 8,073 (394) #35 Belarus 8,022 (60)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +28,780 (+2,070) #2 Russia +4,774 (+42) #3 Spain +4,635 (+440) #4 United Kingdom +4,583 (+638) #5 Brazil +3,735 (+407) #6 Turkey +3,116 (+115) #7 Italy +2,646 (+464) #8 France +2,239 (+516) #9 Canada +1,891 (+167) #10 India +1,669 (+40) #11 Peru +1,664 (+42) #12 Saudi Arabia +1,158 (+7) #13 Germany +1,136 (+89) #14 Mexico +1,043 (+113) #15 Iran +1,030 (+90) #16 Pakistan +981 (+23) #17 Ireland +936 (+25) #18 Belgium +908 (+228) #19 Netherlands +887 (+123) #20 Sweden +751 (+84) #21 Belarus +741 (+2) #22 Ukraine +578 (+13) #23 United Arab Emirates +518 (+4) #24 Chile +516 (+8) #25 Bangladesh +414 (+7) #26 Romania +386 (+21) #27 Portugal +371 (+35) #28 Indonesia +357 (+12) #29 Poland +342 (+28) #30 Ecuador +333 (+23) #31 South Africa +318 (+10) #32 Israel +305 (+3) #33 Philippines +271 (+16) #34 Dominican Republic +243 (+5) #35 Egypt +232 (+11)…

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What happened to writefaggot?

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do you think it'll go up in 2 weeks?

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Building shelter? Where do you get your income from?

governments are freaking out because rna viruses mutate so much that vaccines and herd immunity never truly gets rid of them,
look at the fruitless efforts at getting rid of influenza and hiv.
now imagine 3% of the population dying every year, that is almost 2 billion people in ten years,
imagine the economy crashing every year when 20% of the population is incapacitated.
the virus has to be irradiated , and that doesn't seem it can be done via normal means.

>JESUS DO NOT USE UV LIGHT AS A PERSON DISINFECTANT
Is he really gonna do that?

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Poor little guy

I'm in New Orleans. You don't want to come here.

I realy want to know the real death toll. I know we are talking over 1mln in Hubei province alone

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"through the skin" user! don't worry, burgers for this handled!

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>And within a few months, 9/11 became the new norm.

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This virus is a blessing. KEEP INCREASING GODDAMMIT AAAAAAAAAAA

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>>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>>car crashes kill two million a year
>>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
>>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>>flu kills 250,000 a year
>>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
##### YOU ARE HERE#####
>>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Total nothing burger

Before chink aids I was a temp worker that threw 80% of pay into buttcoin, did that for a year and a half

He literally said that COVID-19 trials in humans were sucessful. Not treatment or vaccine trials, just COVID-19 trials

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We are about to go biblical

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So when is this corona thing actually happening?

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its live right now, just rewind
youtube.com/watch?v=Q0HbY_bh5f8
sorry for jewtube link

Be nice, people are giving her a hard time.

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100 bucks for a dress is fine, how is this news? I would expect a fucking richfag to wear a 10,000 dollerydoo dress

I was expecting "my dad was piloting the plane" joke

working on it

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>if the heat kills the virus why don't people just go outside?
the media is fucking retarded

mite b good to clean the blood? zap it with UV and put it back in, decrease viral load?

/GBG/ - Greek Borders General

GET IN HERE

>We can get ahead with what we know now
If only he knew, how bad it really was
kek

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>UV light will burn you up in seconds you crazy guy

I ejaculated 7 times today

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they're spreading summer hope again for the normies!

pic related

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Forgot pic

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Yeah bro heat kills the virus, that's why its nonexistant on the equator! Just go outside bro, the oxygen kills the virus

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also to add that recombination between influenza and corona viruses are one of the evolutionary pushes that make the flu and colds worse.

They are brainwashed so no. It's ridiculous watching this shitshow from afar as a non-brit. I feel sorry for all those people there that hate those rich assholes and indirectly pay for them nontheless and even have to listen to everybody around them praising them even if it's just the queen buying an apple or some princess shitting out the nth kid.
That's maybe the point of that article. It's "HEY she buys stuff that doesn't cost a million pounds she is just like us!"

If the sun kills the virus why the fuck are we quarantined

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theres also the clear indication that its subsequent mutations get deadlier as this goes on since it has no evolutionary pressure not to kill

True, to a extend. The damage it could produce will heavily depend in how capable the suppliers are able to keep up with the rising demand after this, that is if the demand goes anywhere near to pre-pandemic levels, which I very much doubt.
Personally I think it will level out in the end, the world has a surplus of suppliers as well as supplies compared to the world demands. OPEP is an artificial bullshit organization/mafia after all, and them going down is a good thing for anyone outside of that group.

lol, because the uv wont fucking annihilate every cell and genome and protein present in the blood

Because they're literally lying and they know they are

>They are SERIOULSY considering using UV lights on people

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It's over.

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8 fucks in one night was my all time record. ‘Beat’ that.

Thot. I would sell lewds on only fans.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Brazil is fucked

can't handle a little bit of sunlight?

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Normies are going to really misinterpret that chart. They are going to assume that all you need is 2 minutes and you are good when in reality it just decreased the amount of the virus by half.
When it becomes safe depends on the initial amount of virus on the object.
Its helpful but it will be misused.

If the sun kills the virus, why aren't they killing infected humans?

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My jacket cost more than that

Because our spaceship can't go to the sun yet

the sun has no power over here

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Is this what we do during a “happening”?

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Heat
After a sustained 7 minute boil scientists were shocked to find traces of corona virus still alive

didnt scientists in france say they nearly needed to reach the boiling point to kill it with heat?

Heat kills the virus but temps gotta be over 60C

You know what else dies at that temperature? People

Kek. I worked with a guy from Louisiana, he said my political views would fit right in down there, he also told me niggers down there are more "civilized" as in they don't blame everything on racism, and on the rare chance a nigger does the other niggers would rally saying "come on man not every whitey is racist stop blaming racism on everything"
Complete opposite of Washington, here I've had niggers tell me without skipping a beat that WA is the most racist place ever

1989 tiananmen square massacre
Free Hong Kong
Taiwan is an independent nation
1989年天安门大屠杀
自由香港
台湾是一个独立的国家

Repost this and spread the truth. Take out those Chinese operatives spreading propaganda.

>heat and humidiy outdoors AND INDOORS
what is this new hellscape?

>The White house is literally encouraging people to go outside

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

It looks believable enough. It's not like the virus has magical properties and doesn't break down.

>inb4 mutts drink bleach agein

you and your family safe?

>feel urges
>get up and start doing pushups
>do your entire workout program
>make a shake with protein powder after that
>feel great and stronger
This is how you do it, faggot.

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Based Doomer slavs

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Good.

this is so embarrassing

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To think lolbergs defend this

fine
separate the plasma, zap that, add the cells back in

thanks, I kinda guessed it but asked anyway because I'm tired,

wanted to get it the lazy way, for anyone interested

it's the second time trump speaks

It spreads among GROUPS of people outside anyway, those things don't matter

>every place in the USA reaches 20% humidity and 75 degrees fahrenheit
more false hope

For me, not much, I live in Florida and can happily sit in an 80F house with ease. Once it gets to 83-83 the A/C has to go on but below that its good.

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OUCH

no worries, bosniabro

Every country build a massive UV-C light. Float it high enough into the sky to cover the country. Then ask everyone to stay indoors for 2 months while it kills the virus outside.

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Is that three lies in a row?

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i can't believe we're all going to die because of der coomer and his antibody study

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>Heat and Humidity Suppress NCoV-19 indoors and outdoors
>Move activities outside, SUNLIGHT IMPEDES THE VIRUS TRANSMISSION
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Just superheat your body to 90 celsius bro, what's the worst that can happen

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what is it with you bongs and cocaine?

I see. Did you lose a lot of money on buttcoin? Stay safe out there my dude.

new plague roll for gain of function to increase heat and cold resistance.
>the ride can never stop

>If the sun kills the virus why
are there cases in Africa and the Middle East?

that's a fuckin good album dude.

Its accelerationism. Let it spread

Something that's half life is one day can take 9 days to totally dissipate, so these numbers are really misleading, no?

This is an actual thing.

riordanclinic.org/what-we-do/ultraviolet-blood-irradiation/

Issue is, have fun getting everyone to have their blood pumped. It also doesn't prevent reinfection. Also cancer.

google.co.uk/amp/s/nypost.com/2020/04/19/coronavirus-can-survive-exposure-to-high-temperatures-study-shows/amp/

Nah bro Saudi Arabia isn't getting 1k+ daily cases

Faggots. Read up on low-UVC at 222nm.

I heard UK govt wants to keep the lockdown until the end of the year is that true?

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I've once read an analysis on the Spanish flu that makes the claim that it got as deadly as it did because world war one created an evolutionary pressure for it to be more deadly. Since the only soldiers allowed sick leave from the trenches were those that got sick to the point of being completely incapacitated so soldiers with deadlier strains survived longer to spread it around, while those with milder strains went and died in the battlefield.

Feel betrayed by you fags. I believed you for months. Now it turns out we’ve all had the Kung flu

Its not bullshit but its not magic either. UV light will denature the protean but that still does not mean its 100% safe outside just safer than being inside with a group of people.

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>The virus dies at a body temp of 56 celsius
>Just boil yourself for 7 minutes broooooooooooo
Hahahahaha. I can't fucking take it anymore this shit is peak comedy

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I'd have to read that report. The virus isn't "alive" to begin with. They may have found traces, but were they degenerated to a point where they were rendered inactive? That's the important thing.

>everyone in the US has skin cancer in a year

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checked and half-life pilled

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>I know a lot about economies
>Economies have no idea

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so how is everyone here coping with the antibody studies that show a .5% death rate or less? looks like it's just a flu after all

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no, I hear they are in the same situation as the US. Really pushing to open up. Its like they have already forgotten their leader was just on vent and ECMO

What is wrong with our government? Do they want more of us to be killed?

Normal is thot, nowadays.

o i am laffing

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How is Bojo anyway?

Did he really say that?

Feels good being in the Deep South ngl

any sane person would classify gain of function research ON FUCKING BAT-SARS-AIDS as insanity

How about you give me a copy of the study to read? Till then all that exists are media reports the same media that I am told is trying to hype the virus and scare people

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