Brit/pol/ - dehenna edition

>Coronavirus: First patients injected in UK vaccine trial
bbc.co.uk/news/health-52394485

>Matt Hancock reveals massive plan to 'test, track and trace' coronavirus victims as prelude to ending lock-down and reveals ANY 'essential worker' will be able to get a swab test from TOMORROW
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8250433/All-essential-workers-families-eligible-coronavirus-tests.html

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First for are Mozza
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Friendly reminder to make sure you recognise Kyle very well. Won't be too long until we'll be asked if we've seen him.

CLAP

wave 1 of corona is basically over lets be honest

i'm living gucci

>Coronavirus: Study to track infection and immunity levels
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52390970
we already know the immunity level, 0%.

This clapping shit is dumb as fuck, I didn't think anything of it the first time but they keep on fucking clapping.

uh oh, you'll trigger doom mong

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Hopefully it takes you out first giving us a bit of piece before we croak.
Too late lad.

hes right tbqh if theres ever a time for big change its the next couple of years
the implication from hitchens seems to be that hes against change though

Raverbaby. Bish bash bosh, I sniffed all the stosh.

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We will not croak

>we already know the immunity level, 0%.
why am i in lockdown then?

Fuck the NHS. Gas clappers. Privatisation NOW!

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peace*

I'm just thankful there's no reinfection

i've been living life my way

For anyone filtering pube/cokeposter/manhands etc. Or just filter the poor lads via ID like pic related.

How to filter.
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God this is horrible, poor monkey

lmao corbyn is now promoting boilers on instagram. The absolute state.

>order-order.com/2020/04/23/corbyns-new-anti-eco-modelling-career/

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>tripfags getting the DTs

reinfection was confirmed a long time ago. you don't gain any immunity to coronaviruses, plus this one has 98% of the HIV genome hidden inside it.

I've died 3 times from corona virus AMA

lmfao

Hitchens loves to larp as a doomer (and rightfully so tbqh considering the absolute state of things_ but he will also shit on those who have a shot at actually changing things for the better.

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Just saw my mom dancing in the street on Facebook during some shitty karaoke-for-the-NHS crap-pub-singer-over-the-road-wants-publicity thing. They weren't even staying 2m away from each other.

based

cokeposter got run out the fucking LARPing spastic

>There is no real test that isolates a virus, just a test to look for an immune reaction that could have a multitude of reasons.
>There is no cure for that virus for which there is no actual test
>We got a Vaccine boiiiiz!

Seriously how retarded are normies?

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There is no such thing as a vaccine for a virus.

>mom
hello yankeedoodledoo

this compassion is how multiculturalism started

Its from a movie mate.

>corbyn is now promoting boilers
If you looked at his shadow cabinet you will notice he's been doing that for years

you should write to oxford i'm sure you could save them a lot of bother and money
might get a reward

Kind of a dark truth there lad. Gotta be honest.

lol always cracks me up

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Lads,

What are the chances I’ll find a cute girlfriend with a birth control implant or an IUD? All I want to do is cum in pussies. That’s all. Do British women allow this? Do they use female contraception?

Help I’m addicted to creampies.

Where have you been?

>install two extensions then save this pastebin as Yas Forums.json then import it then

gave up on the first step tbqhl

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I'm Welsh and I'd quite like to be able to post with a flag with a dragon on it so as not to be associated with the rabble.

thesun.co.uk/news/11467152/coronavirus-hairdressers-shut-six-months/
Cut your own hair

>normies can't stand like 3 weeks alone
Weak

He just doesn't want some Hitler to rise again. I dunno though, I think this is all gearing up for a war with the chinks. That would be more messy than ww2. Tactics, hardware and software have come a long way since then.

Evening Bongs

Weimar republic 2.0 in the west?!
We're already there morally...
Just need the hyper inflation to add the finishing touches.

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based

i'd be happy with the george cross

:(

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Stay at Home, Save Lives, Protect The RNHS, Line on graph goes down

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enjoying the sunny weather mate and shooting grey squirrels.

I'm starting to look homeless, might have to do this.

but also you're fat

You should get that at least for St George's day.

cut myself on your edge

I've coomed 1000 times from coronavirus

And yet I survived COVID

It's true bro, fire shells at those boats full of Africans and sink them or let them run amok your towns and cities raping your women, compassion is the ultimate double edged sword.