My employer offered us a full days pay if we went to go get an antibody test this week that's being given for free...

My employer offered us a full days pay if we went to go get an antibody test this week that's being given for free, I went today to this drive up tent thing, gave them my info, got my finger pricked, and I got a call 15 minutes after getting home (barely an hour later) that I tested positive for the antibodies. But I haven't been sick in the past year? And now they're asking me to donate plasma.

How do I tell them to fuck off, but not come off as a ass hole?

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user just grow a spine and say no.

Your dna is in a database now

They want to sell your blood

But what if they tell my employer I tested positive and refused to give plasma?

They can't, HIPAA

Pretty sure Patriot act overrules all laws, they can do whatever the fuck they want, they've shown that.

Give plasma user. Be a "super" hero.

Not how that works retard

RIP user, sleep with one eye open. They'll be coming to collect you for the kikes' immortality blood banks whether you like it or not.

Tell them the truth, you're gay. They won't want your blood. Unless you're actually straight in which case don't be a fag and just tell them to fuck off.