/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3409

some of you nothingburgers are alright,

don't go to school tomorrow,

based

Nothingburger still

Pls don't post this, it's killing me

What is that fluid?

My stomach is all fucked up today.

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fuck fuck fuck fuck

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did they hire an actor to play the girl

please tell me it's that

I swear to Christ, footfags are the worst.

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That and because she cute
Checked

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requesting drawfag to draw giantess coronachan voring mutts pls pls pls

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Looks like hand sanitizer or something like that

Base boop poster

Why do Brazilians exist?

Is this you?

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Rolling for 100 % death rate

reddit.com/r/COVID19positive/comments/g5vtao/anyone_experienced_a_purple_penis/

M'purple dick

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Fuck you stupid bitch :3
*smacks your head against the wall*
Oh whoopsie sowy I didn't mean to x<
*hugs you thight* ;)
It won't happen again bby xs
*hugs tighter* :o
Just promise me you stop :D
*hugs tighter till ur back starts to crack*
Daddy gets angry when you post garbage
*you turn blue from all the snuggling*
Ok bby sleep well :}

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WAKANDA FUREVA

I wonder if Drumpf is going to put a national lockdown now because he disagrees with Georgia's Governor and public backlash. Which I don't think will not happen lol.

hes just trying to disinfect his lungs guys. id inhale it through the mouth, but he gets 2 birds with one stone - he cleans up his nose as well. smart fellow

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thanks for popping my back joints sweaty

Thanks user!

What are you long on?

There is one with their master

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MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS (WOMAN) OF THE SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT WON'T SAY WHICH COUNTRIES ARE KEEPING VENTILATORS WHICH WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR SPAIN BECAUSE "IT WILL APPEAR IN TWITTER, AND THEY WANT TO DISCREETLY TALK WITH THEM INSTEAD"
>MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS (WOMAN) OF THE SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT WON'T SAY WHICH COUNTRIES ARE KEEPING VENTILATORS WHICH WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR SPAIN BECAUSE "IT WILL APPEAR IN TWITTER, AND THEY WANT TO DISCREETLY TALK WITH THEM INSTEAD"
MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS (WOMAN) OF THE SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT WON'T SAY WHICH COUNTRIES ARE KEEPING VENTILATORS WHICH WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR SPAIN BECAUSE "IT WILL APPEAR IN TWITTER, AND THEY WANT TO DISCREETLY TALK WITH THEM INSTEAD"

>elespanol.com/espana/politica/20200423/laya-diplomacia-discreta-no-requisado-respiradores-espana/484702813_0.html

OH NONONONONONONONOONONONONONO WE'RE RULED BY FUCKING IMBECILES

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I can see it on the dads face. He is suffering.

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niggers are really pathetic

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no, our gun laws aren't that loose,

but there's residual weaponry left over from the war, when Serbs start to threaten some of our people like to say "let them come"

Based

invidio.us/watch?v=HwTSV8x5mq0
Disregarding Soros Distancing Commissars.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 870,974 (49,231) #2 Spain 213,024 (22,157) #3 Italy 189,973 (25,549) #4 France 158,183 (21,856) #5 Germany 151,784 (5,404) #6 United Kingdom 138,078 (18,738) #7 Turkey 101,790 (2,491) #8 Iran 87,026 (5,481) #9 China 82,798 (4,632) #10 Russia 62,773 (555) #11 Brazil 46,701 (2,940) #12 Belgium 42,797 (6,490) #13 Canada 41,791 (2,141) #14 Netherlands 35,729 (4,177) #15 Switzerland 28,496 (1,549) #16 India 23,039 (721) #17 Portugal 22,353 (820) #18 Peru 20,914 (572) #19 Ireland 17,607 (794) #20 Sweden 16,755 (2,021) #21 Austria 15,002 (522) #22 Israel 14,803 (192) #23 Saudi Arabia 13,930 (121) #24 Japan 11,950 (299) #25 Chile 11,812 (168) #26 Ecuador 11,183 (560) #27 Singapore 11,178 (12) #28 Pakistan 11,057 (235) #29 South Korea 10,702 (240) #30 Mexico 10,544 (970) #31 Poland 10,511 (454) #32 Romania 10,096 (545) #33 United Arab Emirates 8,756 (56) #34 Denmark 8,073 (394) #35 Belarus 8,022 (60)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +22,257 (+1,572) #2 Russia +4,774 (+42) #3 Spain +4,635 (+440) #4 United Kingdom +4,583 (+638) #5 Turkey +3,116 (+115) #6 Italy +2,646 (+464) #7 France +2,239 (+516) #8 India +1,669 (+40) #9 Peru +1,664 (+42) #10 Canada +1,601 (+167) #11 Saudi Arabia +1,158 (+7) #12 Germany +1,136 (+89) #13 Mexico +1,043 (+113) #14 Iran +1,030 (+90) #15 Pakistan +981 (+23) #16 Brazil +944 (+34) #17 Ireland +936 (+25) #18 Belgium +908 (+228) #19 Netherlands +887 (+123) #20 Sweden +751 (+84) #21 Belarus +741 (+2) #22 Ukraine +578 (+13) #23 United Arab Emirates +518 (+4) #24 Chile +516 (+8) #25 Bangladesh +414 (+7) #26 Romania +386 (+21) #27 Portugal +371 (+35) #28 Indonesia +357 (+12) #29 Poland +342 (+28) #30 Ecuador +333 (+23) #31 South Africa +318 (+10) #32 Israel +305 (+3) #33 Philippines +271 (+16) #34 Dominican Republic +243 (+5) #35 Egypt +232 (+11)…

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Sounds like Israel.

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If anything we need to make it a tradition to post the most degenerate .webms we have on our hard drive, as a reminder as to why we want this world to end

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US Dept of Agriculture confirms cats can be infected
>US Dept of Agriculture confirms cats can be infected
US Dept of Agriculture confirms cats can be infected
>US Dept of Agriculture confirms cats can be infectedUS Dept of Agriculture confirms cats can be infected
>US Dept of Agriculture confirms cats can be infected

This means a permanent environmental reservoir, this virus is never going away

aphis.usda.gov/aphis/newsroom/news/sa_by_date/sa-2020/sars-cov-2-animals
archive.is/otNsI
(sorry hue fren)

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Why is your public health minster so fat?

Diarrheia and dever. I've been visited by the dragon dame

how is he?

Protect pets

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When are we opening up reeeeeeeeeeeeee?

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The first pair of tits I saw was in Ranma 1/2

Might be true. WHO being bought by chinks and trying to help it spread in early days is presty much confirmed by now

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Is this american english?

i can't believe Brazil is fucking dead

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listen faggots
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
Total nothing burger

adding to

>with 50% sensitivity antibody test
if you random sample 100 people, and 60 of the 100 test positive, 50% of the 60 people are presumed to be false positives since the test carries a 50% margin of error. Thats why specificity has to be around 98% or 99% with a 1 to 2% margin of error.

>with 50% specificity antibody test
You can't really have any accurate measure of detection since essentially .50 specificity in clinical evaluation is considered inaccurate.
Minimum for specificity is .60 preferred is .7 to .8

NY has 145 000 infected
NY total population is 8.4M > is 1.7%
21% of total population is 1.7M
Margin of error is 50% >is 3.4M x 1.7% >52, 800 / 50% = 115 600

Margin of error doesn't account for some 30 000 cases. Sure seems accurate.

infected 145000
NY total population is 8.4M > is 1.7%
28% of NY total population > is 2.35M
Margin of error is 50% > is 4.7M x 1.7% > 79 900/ 50% = 158 000

NY testing was roughly 6% to 7% off. Its 3 to 4x more likely to produce a false positive.

infected 145000
NY total population is 8.4M > is 1.7%
7% of NY total population > is 588 000
Margin of error is 50% > is 1,176,000 x 1.7% > 19 922/ 50% = 39 984 x 3 >119, 952
39 984 x 4 >159, 963

Whew lads, good thing the brainlets in new york know what they are doing. Also, 7% infection rate for NY.

40/39
forgot a real good one

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this is the worst fucking thing ever. like infinitely worse than any cartel torture video ive seen

No, it's a chink.

Another throwback. I largely tried to ignore /cvg/ until they started welding people inside their homes in China.

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American English can very depending on which state you are from.

this pls

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twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1224621556200083457?lang=en

40.2/39

Not a chink lol.

>3735 new cases
>407 new deaths

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>w-we can't be racists, goys!
Funniest shit ever

>very

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▶ 3735 new cases and 407 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 52 new cases in Côte d'Ivoire

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2nd wave will hit mid-May

That vid is one of the 1st things i see when thinking about this whole happening.

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AHHAHAHAHA

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Hey look baked this faggotry, surprise surprise. What's your poverty level? Like 40%?

waiting for that juicy bat mutation

Why do Amerimutts exist?

member these?

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>Anime

Thanks for reminding me trannies get the rope.

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/GBG/ - Greek Borders General

>GET lN HERE

God, it feels already like it has been forever since then

Oil has collapsed and the economy is on the brink of collapse, when will the power go out anons?

youtu.be/LNLIF296XKw

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he's not out health minister, he's out PM

>407 new deaths
MUH HISTÓRICO DE ATLETA

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>Politicians get ready to reopen based on antibody tests
>archive.is/TOABi
ANTIBODY TESTS SHOWING DEATH RATE BELOW 1%

N O T H I N G B U R G E R

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user, there is no need to worry. The children can still participate in drag queen story time online.

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>Oil has collapsed and the economy is on the brink of collapse, when will the power go out anons?
Does this affect agrarian based economies in any shape or form?

US second wave will hit all major cities towards end of may. With a 3rd wave towards the middle(?) of October.
Just in time for flu season.

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in the end there's no need for ventilators, as 90% who get on one dies anyway. is not a respiratory issue. is a problem with the hemoglobine losing iron

> until they started welding people inside their homes in China
This woke a lot of us up I reckon

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So that you can aspire to be only as mutted as us one day.

Awesome, go on USA!

Yup, now you're trusting the media and politicians again. Go read CNN and vote Democrat/Republican bro.

I'm not talking about Boris. I'm talking about Belgium's health minister.

will you stop derailing you fucking kike

If we had a complete lockdown here, like the one in Wuhan, they'd run out of welding supplies here.

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Slavs and Gypsy's will rule the world...

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It's bad English.
It can "very."

Are you retarded or on a VPN?

Hopefully all the Santa Catarina faggots get the disease.

What about that fake nurse on Youtube now huh? His predictions sucked. It’s a nothingburger afteral.

no

throwback evac plane
>guess the country

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Based Algerian.

USA

What's the red stuff around her neck in the drawing? Ligature marks?

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>/cvg/fags pretending to be critical of mainstream media
>uncritically believes mass hysteria psyop propaganda for months
>antibody tests start coming out
>w-wow, can't believe nothingburgerfags trust the media

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nah, give it 2 more meme-weeks.

they will downplay it (numbers) as long as possible

>The CCP will dissolve in your lifetime
Thank you Coronachan

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at that point i showed those vids, with context of course, to my senpai trying to protect them.all those videos were dismissed with a hand waver, that its probably very few insubordinate examples, or some random stuff.
all the dead bodies on the streets could have just been a coinsididence, and there only like dozens, or hundreds.
probably nothingburger.

theyre soon getting welded in themselves, so its funny how things sometimes turn out.

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He helped us through this lads, the least you could do is buy him a coffee.

twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1253422352936824841?s=20

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21% of NYC had corona-roughly 16.8 million, NYC deaths 11267. Mortality rate of 0.066%. Lol. Litetally less than the flu.

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>WE'RE RULED BY FUCKING WOMEN
fixed.

>Recovered, almost: China's early patients unable to shed coronavirus
>By Brenda Goh

nice

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Did Remdesivir really failed in the clinical trials?

>Mainstream media is fearmongering, but here's a mainstream media article about antibody tests. Politicians are all part of a worldwide conspiracy to grab more power, but now they're reopening the economy so I am glad this is over.

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saved

>IS COFFEE VOOD FPR YOU?

Thank fuck
I thought Corona was gonna have a challenge this round
Typical mutts, try and play on expert but as always, need to drop difficulty back to easy
Shits gonna be kino though

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where in china is this?

>Cuckboard boxes

They tested all 16.9 million residents?
That's quite impressive.

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Why tho

Feels so good to be consistent since January.

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Everyone here already knows the tests couldn't distinguish between different coronaviruses like the common cold. Try a little harder next time.

I can't believe modern science is so dead
literally no one has balls to stand up against such bullshit. no wonder I felt 5 years ago that pursuing a masters is a waste of time in physics when I saw all the bullshit in the theoretical physics
> "I can’t believe what this once-venerable profession has become. Theoretical physicists used to explain what was observed. Now they try to explain why they can’t explain what was not observed."

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youtube.com/watch?v=NoBYGDJoGhc

>all this talk of a study and I can't find the fucking paper
fucking hell its like they don't even want people to critique the bullshit

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