/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3408

(SLEEPY) JOE BIDEN GENERAL

21% with a doubling time of 3.5 means New York already had >150k infected when it didn't even have a single death. So yeah nice shitposting leaf

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My mom and I have been coofing lightly for a few weeks, no fever
Also sometimes there are sudden headaches in the side of the skull that only last for a second
We dead?
What medicine should we get?

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 867,089 (48,925) #2 Spain 213,024 (22,157) #3 Italy 189,973 (25,549) #4 France 161,530 (21,856) #5 Germany 151,332 (5,369) #6 United Kingdom 138,078 (18,738) #7 Turkey 101,790 (2,491) #8 Iran 87,026 (5,481) #9 China 82,798 (4,632) #10 Russia 62,773 (555) #11 Brazil 46,701 (2,940) #12 Belgium 42,797 (6,490) #13 Canada 41,791 (2,141) #14 Netherlands 35,729 (4,177) #15 Switzerland 28,496 (1,549) #16 Portugal 22,353 (820) #17 India 21,797 (686) #18 Peru 20,914 (572) #19 Ireland 17,607 (794) #20 Sweden 16,755 (2,021) #21 Austria 15,002 (522) #22 Israel 14,592 (191) #23 Saudi Arabia 13,930 (121) #24 Japan 11,950 (299) #25 Chile 11,812 (168) #26 Ecuador 11,183 (560) #27 Singapore 11,178 (12) #28 Pakistan 11,057 (235) #29 South Korea 10,702 (240) #30 Mexico 10,544 (970) #31 Poland 10,511 (454) #32 Romania 10,096 (545) #33 United Arab Emirates 8,756 (56) #34 Denmark 8,073 (394) #35 Belarus 8,022 (60)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +18,372 (+1,266) #2 Russia +4,774 (+42) #3 Spain +4,635 (+440) #4 United Kingdom +4,583 (+638) #5 Turkey +3,116 (+115) #6 Italy +2,646 (+464) #7 Peru +1,664 (+42) #8 France +1,653 (+516) #9 Canada +1,601 (+167) #10 Saudi Arabia +1,158 (+7) #11 Mexico +1,043 (+113) #12 Iran +1,030 (+90) #13 Pakistan +981 (+23) #14 Brazil +944 (+34) #15 Ireland +936 (+25) #16 Belgium +908 (+228) #17 Netherlands +887 (+123) #18 Sweden +751 (+84) #19 Belarus +741 (+2) #20 Germany +684 (+54) #21 Ukraine +578 (+13) #22 United Arab Emirates +518 (+4) #23 Chile +516 (+8) #24 India +427 (+5) #25 Bangladesh +414 (+7) #26 Romania +386 (+21) #27 Portugal +371 (+35) #28 Indonesia +357 (+12) #29 Poland +342 (+28) #30 Ecuador +333 (+23) #31 South Africa +318 (+10) #32 Philippines +271 (+16) #33 Dominican Republic +243 (+5) #34 Egypt +232 (+11) #35 Switzerland +228 (+40)…

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Kawaii!!! Thanks coronachan!!!

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kek

Cute evil corona-chans make me diamonds

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And they used antibody tests that detected a vast variety of corona viruses not just SARS-cov2. Current antibody tests are useless

Remember why we root for the virus

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>2699462 infected
>188930 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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Is that the one where they couldn't distinguish between coronaviruses and detected things like antibodies for the common cold?

Why do people boast about rights then make it illegal for a man to go outside as he pleases?

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kek, the newest global narrative is already in polish news.
> virus was everywhere after all
> 'scientists found 1 in 5 in NYC was infected'
> open up

just like the 'it's just a flu' a pain in the ass for every smart Yas Forumslack back in january, current twist of narrative is just the same - it's also steered from the upper echelons. can't wait for the real part of this happening. prepare for bergamo in every city

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thenational.ae/uae/government/coronavirus-dubai-lifts-all-permit-restrictions-to-allow-shopping-and-exercise-1.1010340

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chen came back? fucking what?

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Thank god the Nazi's lost the war!

saving the thread once again

1/n

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No he didn't.

Anyone who isn't a tourist here should be happy and waiting for the worse. The world must be nuked down, fuck if we die.

We're not mainstream anymore. Does it mean schizos join us again? Or do they now believe media and politicians?

What in the flying fuck did I just watch.

I remember when society threw those insane bastards into psychiatric hospitals. This virus needs to mutate into something even worse.

If I get infected then you've all violated my NAP

> Slaaneshi daemonette in action
PURGE

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How bad is this going to get, are we looking at looting, riots and general civil unrest? When?

i love beans

It was some other guy who disappeared while investigating Chen's disappearance, not Chen himself.

whatthefuck

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Li. Different guy. I know they all look the same but christ.

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the austrian government is going strong against the antibody tests. A study of 500 in a village found 50% had antibodies against the corona virus and it was simply dismissed by the government as impossible and the test seen as unreliable

It's scaringly funny how fucked Brazil will be in the coming weeks/months
Pocket changed our Health Ministry who was great, did interviews every day and explained their problems and stuff to cock suckers of his who were forced by the people to bring back the daily detailed interview, and this same team is preparing measures to lift quarantine starting next week
Mortuaries and cemeteries are at full capacity, there's traffic jam in cemeteries, refrigerated trucks pilling up on hospitals, mass graves are already being implemented in some States here
North and Northeast has very scarce amount of UCIs, they'll probably do like Spain and bring the infected to the places where there's higher concentration of ICU's, aka the places less infected
Yet somehow "it's all okay, dw it's just a flu, back to work wagies"
I seriously fucking hate you angloids, I hope you die by the dozens of millions, mall sharters

How fucked are we? Here in NZ we're moving from Level 4 to Level 3 lockdown on Tuesday it's basically the same except they're reopening fast food takeaways and other businesses, but otherwise people still have to stay inside under lockdown.

However, I notice that many people including friends and acquaintances of mine seem to think that Level 3 = Lockdown is over and are ready to go and see friends and go outside regularly again.

The government hasn't made it clear enough to these retarded people so I'm thinking that cases are gonna rise again soon. Anyone have any input?

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I'm very scared

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Institutions have a right to refuse entry on reasonable demands but being outside has become illegal in many circumstances.

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I remember when awhile ago in cvg everyone laughed when pretty much all the politicians in the world said the same thing and all the countries did the same. no they all open up at the same time
I said it then, I say it now
> it's as if everything is under control of the same bunch of people

What the unholy fuck is the context for this

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this thing is killing more people than we ever had but its all so peaceful outside
true blessing

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throwback thursday
2/n

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Does brazil release preliminary death statistics for 2020? Not for corona but deaths in general

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We do?

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You know what happens if you violate my NAP

Own, they are even walking in the sidewalk, more well behaved than the niggers

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so adorable!!!!

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fuck

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I assume this is some kind of a performance art and not actually real

#BREAKING S.Africa to 'ease' virus lockdown after April 30: president

RIP

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What, big man?

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Post one, request one. Pleae cite full file number

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Of course it's not real, doesn't stop that thing from needing some .45 aspirin

had hope for choina a brief moment there

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Just a plague doctor here but I found this study that might be of interest
>Prophylactic efficacy of Quercetin in ameliorating the hypoxia induced vascular leakage in lungs of rats
>The present study reveals that,the quercetin (50 mg/kg BW) prophylaxis under hypoxia was found to be effective in minimizing the severity of HAPE by reducing the fluid flux into the lungs of rat model, thus it may provide similar protection in humans against HAPE.
>The major finding of this study was that the prophylactic administration of quercetin in ameliorating the transvascularleakge in the lungs of rats under hypoxia was attained by attenuation of hypoxia induced oxidative stress and inflammation. We proposed the following molecular mechanism in order to achieve the reduction in fluid influx into the lungs of rats by quercetin prophylaxis at high altitude: (1) Quercetin prophylaxis significantly attenuates the inflammation (NFĸB). This attenuation seems to occur at upstream of NFĸB at IKKα/β level (2) Attenuation of NFĸB further significantly down regulated the proinflammatory cytokines (TNF-α & IFN γ) followed by elevated proinflammatory cytokines (TGF- β& IL-4). (3). Preconditioning with quercetin, stabilized Hif-1 α followed by reduction in its angiogenic regulatory gene i.e., VEGF (4) Quercetin prophylaxis reduced the fluid build-up in to the lungs of rats exposed to hypoxia.
I really don't know if this would help with Corona-chan beyond its suspected anti-viral properties but I thought I would share. Maybe someone that knows more than me could answer that question
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6599121/

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Nahh. The west is just good in following America.
Most European countries look at the US for answers.
Yep, we are fucked indeed...

It was some faggot performance artist in a bar in front of like 5 people who weren't even paying attention. It happened a long time ago.

>South Africa easing lockdown
>record cases today

My sides kek

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its throwback thursday everybody fuck off with your useless, flooding (((cancer)))
3/n

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throwback thursday
4/n

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Depends on what death cause we're talking about, some are every month, others every 3 months, health-related ones are between 6 to 1 year normally, weekly when there's an urgent situation at hands, like the recent microcephally we had or the current dengue

throwback thursday

5/n

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Occams razor. The simplest answer is most likely to be true.
So in this case; They just don't have a clue how to handle the situation and just copy each other.

no dude, that's real, those are his real organs he's pulling out

>Rare flag
Enjoy user.

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hahahahahahaha!

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All of them. Disease, murder, road accidents. Just overall deaths

throwback thursday
6/n

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Lowest weekday rise in UK hospital deaths for three weeks

Get me off. I WANT TO GET OFF

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Mommy poster .. is-is that you ?
My... My salutations to thee

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>More dead niggers
I call this a win

throwback thursday
7/n

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>Guadeloupe

rare

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It's the same shit as the weekly Sunday posts of " country sees LOWEST number IN WEEKS on a Sunday night!!! Curves BTFO!!"

And then Tuesday rolls around with the new highest number ever recorded and leftists go, "we got too cocky on Monday" like that's how this shit works

Constant yo-yo'ing of the narrative desensitizes the masses

>"muh flu kills 200k a year tho, this is nothingburger!"
>"we found antibodies in plebs so the real number is like 300x to 800x more infected, probably"
>"hospital treatments are ineffective at treating people sick with it anyway"
>"actually virus has been around since september 11th 2001, so we're herd immunity"

Why the fuck are we disencouragin reopening the economy? Everyone who isn't a retard is going to remain inside anyways. Why can't we watch retards die, deaths are starting to move slow as shit and its getting boring af

Give him a break. "American education", you know.

You bleed a lot when you puncture the stomach. It also hurts like a bitch. He'd be cutting into organs at that angle.

that theory has been around for a long time actually there were reports of really odd cases of pneumonia end of 2019.
the data on the nextstrain tends to support that theory
that is not to say it's not dangerous however...

today my GP who is actually in charge of covid cases in my area told me that PCR tests are actually far from reliable since he had a patient go to hospital and was tested negative 3 times in a row whilst having all the symptoms of covid, terrible lung CT and ended up on a ventilator

oh baby a triple

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throwback thursday
8/n

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Start adding cinnamon and turmeric to ypur diet anons
Corona can now cause ridiculous blood clotting
Both are strong anticoagulants

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Every 1 to 6 months then

throwback thursday
fucking lost count /n

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This. I haven’t seen any indication that the antibody tests can make distinctions between coronaviruses which are already quite common and Covid-19. If anybody can post evidence to the contrary, that would be appreciated but as of now this seems to be the case.

Don't worry Corona is gonna get rid of everything

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as soon as we start opening shit up again people will stop being stupid and shutting down plants over a couple positive tests. These companies dont shut down when the flu takes a few dozen employees out of commission.

I had the same reaction initially but yeah this is "normal"

>Constant yo-yo'ing of the narrative desensitizes the masses
Good point.

throwback thursday
10/n

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Some things shouldn't be seen user.

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Exactly, basically the specificity range makes the results pointless
Yet it's the next great hope
Nothingburgers are pure NPC's, desperate for their safe lives not to be disrupted while making edgy shitposts about the globohomo

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throwback thursday
11 /n

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SA Farmers just need to wait it out.

>Still spreading after how many weeks of lockdown, 4 weeks? 5 weeks?
>It has surely peaked this time!
user, I...

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It is, I haven't been posting because of jannies.

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hear they are hell bent on reopening everything even though we are barely reaching some stability in hospitals...
I expect it to turn into a massacre

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave

throwback thursday
12/n

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Forgot to link bro

>today my GP who is actually in charge of covid cases in my area told me that PCR tests are actually far from reliable since he had a patient go to hospital and was tested negative 3 times in a row whilst having all the symptoms of covid, terrible lung CT and ended up on a ventilator

it's one thing to have test having 98% true positive rate but it's another thing that there are basically unreliable tests which are most likely used for mass testing.
> also, I remember other coronaviruses, responsible for cold, could get you a plus, so there was a theory that all the asymptomatic cases ARE those weak coronaviruses

If situation in US gone very bad after reopening, what do you think Trump is going to do next and who is going to be blamed.

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>and leftists go
I was with you till this

WHEN WILL YOU FUCKING MUTTS DROP THIS LEFT RIGHT DICHOTOMY
That's how they desensitise you

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throwback thursday
13/n

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you have the chink smoking with a facemask

How about that stupid "model" they keep updating. It said 60 000 by August 4. First it was 250,000, then 80 000, then 60000 now 67 000. And what the cuck is significant about August? Who cucking cares about Aug 4. How many dead before cure mothercukers? I have never seen so much BS in all my life.

Hey Sven!
How are you?

I wish we could get this apocalypse moving.

slow rona is pointless.