Brit/pol/ - Please Clap

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First for are Mozza
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>aggressively clapping

can't even drown the sound of these fucking npc snowniggers out with loud music holy fuck

I'M GONNA CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
ARRRRGGH CLOOOOOOOPING

>neighbours start blasting party rockers

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>Who was England's patron saint?
an arab

Clappers should be executed.

The pan bangers and benefit cheats are out in full force on my street

>Mongs out on the road clapping
>Ones got a fucking vuvuzala thing
>Another walking down the street banging a drum

MAKE IT FUCKING STOP!!!

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Clap for Are Eathan

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>fireworks
>ringing bells
>"I LOVE YOUUUUUUU EN AITCH ESSSS!!"
How much worse can it get?

Lukewarm display from my street this week, it's been getting progressively louder every week but I only heard a couple of houses and one pot banger this time.

i didn't clap

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remember to clap for the RNHS -
the Royal National Health Service

did you spot all the rule breakers?

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Fucks sake the indian woman was banging her pot again a minute ago
This time she has one of the curtains drawn and is hiding behind it but I could see her sticking her nose out looking to see if anyone else was doing it

angela eagle is gunning for us
abandon ship?

anyone else just been interrupted from having a wank by a bunch of virtue signalling retards calpping cause the BBC told them to?

Anyone here #BoogieForBoris???

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having to trim my nose hair weekly boys

The Yas Forums server is discord gg p7w43h
We will interview Nigel Farage this week, get in.

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>people go outside to let off fireworks and clap for two minutes
>go back inside their homes


woah the world is different now wow what a big impact that had

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just had a wank out the front door for RNHS and it stinks

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mebbe if we clap ard enuff the pubs'll open
get in

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that was about 75% less enthusiastic than last week

normies are broken

Fuck...feeling patriotic as fuck right now

the little kid should be 2 meters away from that stranger.

Just shows how compliant we are now.

Our lady of the immaculate clap.

Someone unironically set off fireworks I thought it was just a meme

I would clap for jeb

all of this has made me realise, normies are something else. killing yourself over the NEETlife and smashing pots and pans for 10 minutes straight.. i really dont understand them

one post by this id.

now I can't get back into because I'm in a bad mood

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We're part of the solution!

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>close to 20k (recorded) deaths
>0 "recoveries"
it's not looking good.

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think theyll encourage the clapping to continue even after the whole meme pandemic is over?

instead of a statue to their ego it'll be a new social obligation for them to preen over

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Awh fuck lads. Me mums been drinking all day and she's outside whacking a sauce pan with a spatula.

At what point does it stop? Will they have to announce clapping licenses after all this is over to stop the socially forced 2 minutes of noise?

still going on here 7 mins later

Where there really fireworks lads?

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We've had fireworks, bells, car horns, screaming, and wild applause.

kek

>itv now broadcasting The Clap
ffs

In mine people got bored in week 2 and 3 but now they're getting massively into it

this is the closest you'll get to your nation acknowledging and celebrating st georges day in your life time.

I can't hear you clapping lads. Why did you stop? Are glorious NHS needs you in its finest hour.

legend

>2 minutes of people clapping like seals, beeping their car horns and hit pots and pans like they are in stomp
I live in a posh suburban street where no one except your neighbours can hear you, no one works for the NHS here. These people are demented

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women are rly strange

The clapping scared me this time

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I thought you people were joking about this clapping shit... My shit-for-brains neighbors just spent the minute clapping and giggling.
What the fuck even is this "country", bongs? I'm visiting from the states and got stuck here.

Just heard fireworks fuck sake

There have been here.

>The applause went on – six, seven, eight minutes! They were done for! Their goose was cooked! They couldn't stop now till they collapsed with heart attacks!

I totally forgot about the clapping shit... I had a wank and, not even kidding when I cummed there was suddenly uproarious applause. I was confused as fuck for a second.

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I preferred Everything Counts (In Large Amounts).

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indeed she should, yuo get a bonus point

left to right
>she's not exercising or shopping or going to work with those ripped trousers
>standing too close together
>not dressed for exercise
>not buying a weeks woth of food in those bags

>Hylics were human in form, but since their entire focus was on the material world, such as eating, sleeping, mating or creature comforts, they were seen as doomed. The pneumatic saw himself as escaping the doom of the material world via the secret knowledge. Hylics were thought to be incapable of understanding.

Honestly I totally forgot it was St. George's day until the radio said it. Then they said they were going to only play English bands, then played Simple Minds.

Same here, quiet suburban street and these fucking weirdos all step out into their driveways and start clapping and cheering.
I want off this ride.