/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3407

Kung Flu is doing for nurses what 9/11 did for firefighters.

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>Lol he's asking about the white square. What are you caveman? I bet you can't use the seashell too
???????????

>transport patient to hospital
>half of the nurses are making tiktok videos in the entryway, blocking our route
Why are nurses so fucking retarded?

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Hi. My name is user. I have a problem with fapping.

ドーアノッブをぺろぺろください

He makes descent videos but it's obvious he's a lefty cunt.

>inb4 nothingburger faggots

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The swedish phenotype...

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Just got off the phone with a top science guy apparently this is all a nothing burger

>our leader doesn't even believe this (((flu)))
>barely doing any isolation
>measly 2,500 deaths and virus seems to slow down already

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when the fuck is season 2

Tenshi eating a corndog!

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>Open. The. Country. You and your family need to die already

>*coof* laughing *coof* so hard *struggles to suck in air* at all of you *coof* in lockdown *keels over*

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Only two more weeks until the boogaloo, guys!
fuck me im so excited

Swede bros, what the fuck is happening over there?

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wumao yellow niggers can go suck a dog's dick
FUCK OFF WUMAO NIGGERS
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习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

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I've been to diners that serve thicker steaks than that.

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when the fuck was season 1?

EU has way more inhabitants you absolute retard

Nothing.

Cool beans. You be back to sucking gypsy cock soon then.

There’s no way the lockdowns will be lifted by May 1st. What happens in June?

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I'm OK with this if we can make zwarte piet an American tradition.

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Hot desu, I want a blonde girl to fuck me

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 866,148 (48,868) #2 Spain 213,024 (22,157) #3 Italy 189,973 (25,549) #4 France 161,530 (21,856) #5 Germany 151,285 (5,367) #6 United Kingdom 138,078 (18,738) #7 Turkey 101,790 (2,491) #8 Iran 87,026 (5,481) #9 China 82,798 (4,632) #10 Russia 62,773 (555) #11 Brazil 46,701 (2,940) #12 Belgium 42,797 (6,490) #13 Canada 41,791 (2,141) #14 Netherlands 35,729 (4,177) #15 Switzerland 28,496 (1,549) #16 Portugal 22,353 (820) #17 India 21,797 (686) #18 Peru 20,914 (572) #19 Sweden 16,755 (2,021) #20 Ireland 16,671 (794) #21 Austria 15,002 (522) #22 Israel 14,592 (191) #23 Saudi Arabia 13,930 (121) #24 Japan 11,950 (299) #25 Chile 11,812 (168) #26 Ecuador 11,183 (560) #27 Singapore 11,178 (12) #28 Pakistan 10,880 (228) #29 South Korea 10,702 (240) #30 Mexico 10,544 (970) #31 Poland 10,511 (454) #32 Romania 10,096 (545) #33 United Arab Emirates 8,756 (56) #34 Denmark 8,073 (394) #35 Belarus 8,022 (60)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +17,431 (+1,209) #2 Russia +4,774 (+42) #3 Spain +4,635 (+440) #4 United Kingdom +4,583 (+638) #5 Turkey +3,116 (+115) #6 Italy +2,646 (+464) #7 Peru +1,664 (+42) #8 France +1,653 (+516) #9 Canada +1,601 (+167) #10 Saudi Arabia +1,158 (+7) #11 Mexico +1,043 (+113) #12 Iran +1,030 (+90) #13 Brazil +944 (+34) #14 Belgium +908 (+228) #15 Netherlands +887 (+123) #16 Pakistan +804 (+16) #17 Sweden +751 (+84) #18 Belarus +741 (+2) #19 Germany +637 (+52) #20 Ukraine +578 (+13) #21 United Arab Emirates +518 (+4) #22 Chile +516 (+8) #23 India +427 (+5) #24 Bangladesh +414 (+7) #25 Romania +386 (+21) #26 Portugal +371 (+35) #27 Indonesia +357 (+12) #28 Poland +342 (+28) #29 Ecuador +333 (+23) #30 South Africa +318 (+10) #31 Philippines +271 (+16) #32 Dominican Republic +243 (+5) #33 Egypt +232 (+11) #34 Switzerland +228 (+40) #35 Panama +171 (+3)…

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>germany epicenter stuck at 999
>north west death cult nest

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The science guy's wife who works at Brazzers?

based swedish government making more space for fugees

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nearly 2 years ago

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Are all Germans really this bad at math, or just you?

Powerful

>Only sits inside crying all the time and ordering delivery.
:(

Encourage your babygirl to start a hobby, anything creative, it will help for her to express her anxiety and hopefully is therapeutic for her in the process.

As what the previous poster said, women are not equal to men, and need men to lead them ( neuron count is less, testosterone is 70% lower) you need to step up and show her your confidence in her.

Instead of ordering delivery, maybe make her busy by having meal requests for her to cook? Have her order fresh meat and veggies instead and pick a semi-tedious dish to cook like eggplant parm or I don't know, cake?

Stay safe calimed bro

I've always hated fat fucks for their decadent lifestyle. It brings me pleasure to see so many dying.

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This? OP image has a part cropped out

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rolling for ca nuked second time

youtube.com/channel/UCZrV8awOjIFeVFnKypgbPOg/videos

Real news from Sweden, he has a good video about corona but i cant find it

bless you mang

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Oh but they will annon. Restrictions have already been lifted in multiple states and the protests will not stop until every state is liberated

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this picture is so cringe

ISRAEL IS TRYING TO MURDER US ALL
HOLOCAUST BY VIRUS
CONDEMN THEM AND USE THIS AGAINST THEM FOR ALL ETERNITY

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nothing. looks like the virus is burning itself out already

>doesn't know how to use the three seashells

Guys! There's could be at least 3 million NEW YORKERS alone infected by this virus...
Just fuck my numbers up

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fuck israel. they finally get what they deserve

This whole thing feels like its only been seen as an opportunity for agendas rather than anyone giving a shit about stopping it or keeping people from dying

ISRAEL YES! LET MY CHOSEN GO

Based

はいマスター

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What don’t you understand about 50% FALSE POSITIVE RATE you utter fucking mong

Also he`s the only one who made it through censoring

Pocahontas brother dead by Corona-chan

It was a joke. The seashell thing is from a movie.

seriously, sweden wouldn't even make an attempt to defend themselves if any danger would appear. any country would fucking roll over them with a half decent military. they have no sense of a nation at this point

KEEP COPING FAGGOT

Good, they learned from NRW!
It is time to open everything as long this Pandemic shit is going on or else we will never be able to remove coooomers!

Based chosen
youtube.com/watch?v=7p2EOoUoxeM

ACCELERATE

Mainstream media is fearmongering, but here's a mainstream media article about antibody tests. Politicians are all part of a worldwide conspiracy to grab more power, but now they're reopening the economy so I am glad this is over.

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Kek

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>all three wives at home with their bulls
We're laughing hard at you too, Sven!

BASED JEWS

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>OMG there is a 50/50 chance that the tests are only 50% accurate
>I win this argument because 1.5 million isn't enough to make the point valid
Kys

No wonder that retarded jew trump wants to open so badly. MIGA

Corona-chan is /ourgirl/ confirmed
Hail Corona-chan

Wasn’t the sample 150 people?

>I am glad this is over.
yes, it is over. Just go out and have fun with everyone and give them a big huge please! For at least 15minutes.

Seriously concerned about social unrest here and general social collapse here. Is it going to happen or am I just going delusional from playing too many video games and watching too much zombie movies?

Am I crazy for planning what weapons I have? Am I crazy for planning multiple exit routes out of my apartment? Am I crazy for planning a route of the city I live in?

I can't believe everything we saw from movies to playing video games: The Walking Dead, The Division whatever.

Are we seriously facing a situation where we may have to kill someone just to survive? I'm not a violent guy at all and I don't want to hurt anyone but I'm willing to if I absolutely have to.

It's a terrifying thought.

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Why does the Mainland Falklander, I mean Argie, take mass amounts of Adderall to stay awake around the clock and bake all the breads when his country is barely even affected by coronavirus?

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>remember
(((they)))
>planned it all

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Why do you age so fast?

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>Muh open the egonomy! Muh small bursineses!
You retarded end lockdown people realize most people aren't going to take part in the local economies just because some retard on the screen says it's over, right?

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You faggots call that a steak?

I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS THAT THIS IS A NOTHINGBURGER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. /CVG/ BTFO!

3 thousand I think, was part of the initial antibody testing

Because women, user

I'm hungry. Anyone got any eats?

>h-ha ha you’re just coping!!!1
You wouldn’t understand a threat to your life even if you were fucking drowning in lung pus, you corporate bootlicking retarded faggot

>NOOOOOO NOT THE WORLD COLAPSINOOOOO
>NOOOO I WANT GENDER DISCUSSIONS BACK
>NOT THE FEMINIST HECKERINO
>NOT THE INTERRACIAL COUPLES CICCIOLINA
>NOT THE IMMIGRATION CHILINDRINOO
>NOT THE THOTS TIKTOKURINAAAAS

Fuck you if you don't embrace the chaos.

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based

i pray for you user

>he thinks the S/S inaccuracy translates 1:1 to how many cases in the study are false positives
lol

Calm down we'll be alright.

lmao based

Nice remix!

here ya go. Most of the cases are people who were already considered recovered, the asymptomatic people I think

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Cringe
Based

I see why it was horribly removed. The sailor corona is nice.

Estimates for unemployment are at 47 million people/32%.

cnbc.com/2020/03/30/coronavirus-job-losses-could-total-47-million-unemployment-rate-of-32percent-fed-says.html

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Lol ok Matt.