Haircuts, when are they again available in your area/country?

Try conversion therapy. Only homos care about their hair

Germans are really faggy about their hair. I think they're worried about nazi accusations if they wear it too short

Nah, he will probably kill himself by trying if he hasn't done it yet.

Just buzz your hair dude, your barbing attendant will understand.

Holy shit, can you even wipe your own ass?

Fucking this, after a few botched attempts now I cut my hair better than my stylist.
Only difficult part is the back but now it's the time for a mullet.

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Faggot
They are. I lived there and almost all of them were as self-conscious about their hair as women. Moreso in many cases.

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DICK OR GTFO

if you cant cut your own hair you are not self-sufficient, then you are a simple bitch whose only chance for the survive in the happening to turn into boipuss.

ah, so you are a closet homosexual

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I havent had a haircut in 6 months and dont plan to anytime soon. Playing with your hair is for women.

This. If you fuck up, just cut it shorter. If you fuck up bad enough, shave. You're a man and a shaved or buzzed head is perfectly acceptable in most circles. I learned how to do my own fade, but I had to shave it all and start over three times before I got it right. My hair gets to three and a half inches after a month, so I never worried about it. If I took a razor to my head on a Monday, by Sunday it's grown at least half an inch.

i buzz my head because im not a twat dick licker

You don't have a chin do you?

The same people telling you to cut your own hair are the same people complaining that they don't have gfs lmao fucking ugly autistic retards.

lol imagine OP pounded your sissy boipussy with his big german cock. I have a fantasy where germany win world war two and sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking ss officers for pleasure. I imagine I am a little shy blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought in to komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. he is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscle pecs and im a pathetic lil skinny boipussy twink. he pulls me in to his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. he pins me down the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. he teases my boipussy with his massive thicc german cock and then he goes all in. fucking me with a force that I have never felt before. every thrust makes him moan with a pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. he cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my bootyhole and then he cuddles me in his strong masculine german arms until I fall asleep on his massive chest.
tfw no nazi kraut daddy to breed your aryan bootyhole

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>closet

Just buzz it dumbass kraut

Business in the front party in the back

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SAVE MONEY AND LEARN A SKILL!
>HOW WILL MY QUIRKY HIPSTER BARBERINOSHOPEROONO KEEP MAKING MONEY IF YOU LEARN TO CUT YOUR OWN HECKIN HAIR NOOOOOOO

Gay Nazis are retarded and will be hanged when national socialism makes its comeback.

Get a hand mirror and a ruler. It takes some doing but you get the hang of it after a few tries.

I gave myself a buzz cut feels great.

Why is Germany rationing haircuts?
Will the police notice that your hair is way too short for the time and fuck you up?

I bet you look like a retard lmao wow gj saving $30 a month it's totally worth it!

I can use my hair as a swab now.

My local barber can't afford to close her shop so it is always open.

I'm a fit white man, I could do anything with my hair and look great. I met my current girlfriend a couple of months ago, when I first began cutting my own hair, and had to shave it all and start over. Keep projecting and paying some fat negress or some bearded, ponytailed faggot for a haircut you could do yourself just as well.

I cut my hair with a flowbee, so no change for me.

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