What would be the most effective method for nuking Russia, without suffering a retaliatory counter attack...

What would be the most effective method for nuking Russia, without suffering a retaliatory counter attack? Asking for a friend.

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memeing china into doing it

Idk but it needs to happen. They are the ones turfing this board with shit. Range ban Russia and block all vpns.

Russia occupies 1/7 of dry land on this planet. Which parts are you going to attack, precisely? Their nuke doctrine essentially to disappear amongst syberian woods and retaliate after receiving initial strike. Their geography guarantees that whoever shoots a nuke at them gets many more in retaliation

And how would they know the real perpetrator behind the first strike?

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Nah. It's better they live in misery surrounded by other Russians. Even Africans would kill themselves.

This.

I prefer Russia nuke the US

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It is all dead man switch stuff. No matter who attacks Russia, China, or Israel, they will retaliate against all targets with automated launches. Referred to as the Samson option. Pure Evil.

You can try

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nuke London

that's where all the oligarchs live

Why would Russias Oligarchs live in London?

You turn the frequency generator to max distance and melt everyone’s brain from space.

We made sure that there arent such methods

Orbital neutrino/anti-neutrino beam platforms.

Go home Hillary, you're drunk and a washed up hag.

>Referred to as the Samson option
That's the most Hebrew thing I've read all week

Indeed, but they do

Nuking wouldn't wrk russia has as far as i know a Doomsday device active at all time. It works with Sensors all accross the countries, if these sensors discover alot of radiation, earthshakes etc they'll automatically launch nukes to every nation on earth. This is in place to make sure even if The entire Russian government and all the Generals etc get wiped out the nukes will still launch if somene tries to take russian land.

So your best bet would be probably, to dvance your spaceprogram secretly so much that you can launch a Meteor onto russia, without any trace.

Pretty sure Israel coined the term for their equally apocalyptic last resort to sand people

you watched too many movies.

>What would be the most effective method for nuking Russia, without suffering a retaliatory counter attack? Asking for a friend.
you can't sneak attack, specially after the democrat russia hysteria. they would know within minutes and so would we if they tried their luck.

other option would be to scretly dig an underground tunnel from europe into russia, like 1km below surface level or deeper, place Ultra high yield nukes(speaking of Tsar Bomb Tier below cities and crucial targets and hope you won't trigger the Doomsday system

>asking for a friend
In minecraft of course

did I?

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I mean it was cold war era, but who knows what russia still has, or has again.

It was exposed in the 70's. We were about to lose against syria and egypt without US aid, so we let thw US know that we will nuke everybody before the arabs get to take this place. The US statted a massive airlift with supplies, ammo and machinery.

get with the program, user, this week, Oceana has always been at war with China

>Perimeter,[2] is a Cold War-era automatic nuclear weapons-control system that was used by the Soviet Union.[3] General speculation from insiders alleges that the system remains in use in the post-Soviet Russian Federation as well.[4][5] An example of fail-deadly and mutual assured destruction deterrence, it can automatically trigger the launch of the Russian intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) by sending a pre-entered highest-authority order from the General Staff of the Armed Forces, Strategic Missile Force Management to command posts and individual silos if a nuclear strike is detected by seismic, light, radioactivity, and pressure sensors even with the commanding elements fully destroyed.

>from europe into russia

You don't even know that Russia is a part of Europe.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe

What a shame. Don't be stupid.
This is for the amerimutts.

Much like China with the WuFlu, even if Russia nuked itself, they would strike everyone else just so they aren't the only ones dealing with the fallout and collapse.

China KNEW they were dealing with some real shit and they knowingly let people in and out as a way to infect the rest of the developed world; simply so they rest of the world would have to deal with the economic shitshow.

You sure can't wait for another war, can you amerigolem?