>be Hitler
>be in heaven
>you have the time of your life (or death if you want so)
>suddenly a portal opens
>you get sucked into it and come out in some messy basement full of anime figurines and a tiny window that is just big enough to let the moonlight shine onto the mess
>you see some 250 pound neckbeard
>"hey uncle Hitler, I am here to ask you how we can gas the kikes and kick off the rise of the aryan übermenschen like me and you!"
>I died for this
We need to collectively somehow resurrect the spirit of Adolf Hitler
Samuel Gonzalez
Angel Williams
I can’t think of a punishment. Why do they think they deserve Hitler’s attention? Uncle Hitler build you a nice website where I give you lifehacks and prep advice?
Zachary Turner
Hunter Russell
t. Kike
Charles Harris
You’re so lifeless and cautious. Why would I ever include you in anything
Lucas Jones
YES
Nathaniel Jackson
there's a very real chance of this actually happening.
Levi Diaz
I hope so Dutchbro
Sebastian Nguyen
Except it won’t because it’s a hypothetical argument meant to evoke nostalgia. If Hitler’s spirit would rise, obviously people would think he owes you something, like he should finish the job because he KILLED HIMSELF. He doesn’t owe you anything, Hitler should be able to live any life he wishes. You’re sad because you never had a father and you’re channeling your anger at a historical figure that killed himself, which you think is a bad bad, make fat numale unhappy not pleased. Who cares if he killed himself, he contributed more to history than any of you dopamineheads.
Adam Ward
shut the fuck up schlomo