/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3405

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>40% of cases needing ventilators in Russia are under 40
yikes

Stop. Just stop. I'm serious. Stop.

I'm guessing it's that same faggot again who will later spam his "alternative" thread.

US Dept of Agriculture confirmed cats can catch coronavirus
>US Dept of Agriculture confirmed cats can catch coronavirus
US Dept of Agriculture confirmed cats can catch coronavirus
>US Dept of Agriculture confirmed cats can catch coronavirus
US Dept of Agriculture confirmed cats can catch coronavirus
>US Dept of Agriculture confirmed cats can catch coronavirus

It means we are never getting rid of the disease as there will be a permanent reservoir in the environment
aphis.usda.gov/aphis/newsroom/news/sa_by_date/sa-2020/sars-cov-2-animals
archive.is/otNsI

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Honestly, this pandemic is making me consider switching majors from physics to something like medicine or microbiology.

I bet it's pretty easy to genetically modify a virus, just think about, any time you want a vacation, just accidentaly release a virus and BAM 2 to 4 months happily staying at home.

WHY WON'T YOU FAGGOTS LISTEN?
IT IS A NOTHINGBURGER!

What's the matter? Your heart going doki-doki?

>COUNTRIES LIST
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>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +5,979 (+753) #2 Russia +4,774 (+42) #3 Spain +4,635 (+440) #4 United Kingdom +4,583 (+638) #5 Italy +2,646 (+464) #6 Saudi Arabia +1,158 (+7) #7 Mexico +1,043 (+113) #8 Iran +1,030 (+90) #9 Brazil +944 (+34) #10 Belgium +908 (+228) #11 Netherlands +887 (+123) #12 Sweden +751 (+84) #13 Pakistan +749 (+16) #14 Belarus +741 (+2) #15 Canada +634 (+54) #16 Ukraine +578 (+13) #17 Germany +547 (+39) #18 United Arab Emirates +518 (+4) #19 Chile +516 (+8) #20 India +427 (+5) #21 Bangladesh +414 (+7) #22 Romania +386 (+17) #23 Portugal +371 (+35) #24 Indonesia +357 (+12) #25 Poland +342 (+28) #26 Ecuador +333 (+23) #27 Philippines +271 (+16) #28 Dominican Republic +243 (+5) #29 Switzerland +228 (+29) #30 Panama +171 (+3) #31 Serbia +162 (+5) #32 Denmark +161 (+10) #33 Finland +155 (+23) #34 Kuwait +151 (+1) #35 Moldova +148 (+5)…

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Hi. My name is user. I have a problem with fapping.

Hi all, WHO employee here. We at the WHO have been monitoring the concerning online spread of misinformation and racist conspiracy theories about the novel Coronavirus COVID-19. As we all know, racism and fear-mongering can be as dangerous as the virus itself! Unfortunately, the white supremacist far-right image board Yas Forums has been flagged as a hotbed and source of this kind of misinformation. As such, as a part of our new initiative to ’stop the spread’ of misinformation and make the internet a safer place, I am here on behalf of the WHO to DEBUNK several racist myths about the novel Coronavirus COVID-19 and to hopefully de-radicalize younger, more impressionable extremists who may have unfortunately fallen into the trap of online hate. As always, accurate, up-to-date scientific advice on COVID-19 can be found on the WHO website here: who.int/news-room/q-a-detail/q-a-coronaviruses

>FAR-RIGHT MYTH: COVID-19 makes men infertile
REALITY: There is no evidence to suggest that COVID-19 can cause infertility. Science shows that the virus is undetectable in the testicles and sperm: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.31.20042333v2

>FAR-RIGHT MYTH: COVID-19 has antibody dependent enhancement (ADE)
REALITY: There is no evidence to suggest that COVID-19 has ADE. Science shows that infections elicit a robust antibody response: biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.10.036418v1

>FAR-RIGHT MYTH: You cannot become immune to COVID-19
REALITY: Though we cannot be sure exactly how long immunity lasts, measurable antibodies are found in recovered COVID-19 patients and all known coronaviruses confer at least some degree of temporary immunity: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.14.20065771v1

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You ok bro?

>every time you want a vacation start an epidemic.
If you’re that good you’ll only need to work until you’re 40 anyway.

Pussy

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Is too much oxygen harmful for the environment?

What's wrong??

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Writing WHO 22/04 rundown now lol

Wish nurgle-bro did it but its ok, maybe she is busy lmao

Thoughts about pic-related?

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Daily reminder that corona is currently at about 6% of annual deaths in belgium

Yes. Oxygen is highly corrosive.

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Shut up nerd, no one cares about your stupid RP session

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Delete this. I've already told you what is going to happen.

No. Building-sized insects are awesome.

I’m happy that coronachan took society from those guys who slonked gangweed.

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I do so enjoy the libation of Adolph Coors that I’d MICTURATE it, were I able! How does that strike you, thy gay defecation?

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It's amazing how you fags are in denial. It's quite sad.

This will go on for a year

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How's the morale /cvg/ ?

I am getting used to this new lifestyle lmao.

>be nothingburger
>found another general out of butthurt
>still shitpost here and bump the thread despite hating cvg and wanting it to die
>all while leaving your own shitty general to rot slowly
Seems like nothingburger retardation isn't just limited to their knowledge about chink flu lol

thanks for the potential pasta :^)
will reuse this for another day

▶ 171 new cases in Cameroon

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>have a completely shitty life
>corona comes
>buy a home gym in january
>start lifting and doing simple exercises
>start learning survival to be ready to go to the forest
>feel like you have a purpose for the first time in your life
Come to Germany, Corona.
Destroy us all.

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thanks, you too

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Afraid you like it a little too much?

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Seems pretty obvious this is a blood disease at this point.

>There is no evidence to suggest that COVID-19 has ADE
Your study is about binding antibodies. Those are worthless. Neutralizing antibodies are the ones that matter.

same, but people around me are not.

>yikes

fucking off yourself

fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch.

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable lives with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless doomer idiots and nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant. cvg is a little autistic cult at this point screeching at each other.

OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i run cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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STAY *CLAP* THE *CLAP* FUCK *CLAP* HOME *CLAP*

Post video, I’ll give you pointers

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Nothingburgers are just butthurt they weren't here from january. Only after their normie asses got locked, they came here

MIGA my fellow pede. I agree, today I ate 22 cope candies (what my wife barbara and I call the wonder miracle drug the president said to take) and I only had three heart attacks. People need to understand that this disease has only killed 50 thousand people in our great country. It's time to open up this fucking economy. I have a cruise I want to take and I can't right now and that's because of all the fearporn lies bill gates and his baby fucking 5g consipracy friends are promoting. I'll never get vaccinated because this hoax virus isn't real.

See you at the protest brother!

I don't value my life and if I get corona-chans love I couldn't care less, I just want to see the globohomo clown world burn in hell fire and misery in the most sadistic ways possible

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>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 81. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital. The average age of death is higher than the average life expectancy.
>This is killing so many people!
No it isn't. Total mortality per country and globally is below average. If this was killing more than normal, we would see higher mortality.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

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save us corona chan!

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Are you lost? This is not ylyl thread

Can't we all just agree that this a nothingburger?

Sure, but having what only 2 to 4 weeks a year off sounds absolutely dreadful.

Also, all my posts are satire and nothing should be taken seriously.

kek
them pussys are gonna be rekt

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Explain faggot even one death below 40 then

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THOSE NUMBERS ARE FROM A USC STUDY THAT WASNT PEER REVIEWED! STAY THE FUCK HOME! THE GOVERNMENT SAYS SO!

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Free masks from Abe are contaminated with hair, mold, bugs and dirt. Thanks China, very cool.

>implying that I care about my life
If I catch Corona I will do daily updates on cvg. I am ready to eventually die.

Eh madarchod, maa mat chuda lodeya

Spanish royal Princesses reading "El Quijote" at home because of National Day of the Book's events cancelled due coronavirus crisis.

>twitter.com/europapress/status/1253360980949696513

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>one of literal 100,000 chance

wow such a serious concern. you are more likely to die from accidentally eating expired food

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I will never understand nothingburger fags, they want to return to the previous normal with a disease that has a killrate of 30 percent and leaves permanent damages to your body, to the point you can't reproduce.
Do they think they can meme this shit back to normality?

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I need help with my computer, India.

▶ 318 new cases and 10 new deaths in South Africa

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But seriously, can't wait for the reopening. Can't wait for bergamo scenario happening everywhere

>Is too much oxygen harmful for the environment?
No
Constant wild fires are awesome

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China is just fucking around with everyone right now. And the sad part is, China is seen as the hero of this situation because they "dealt" with the virus, and started donating this garbage.
>faulty test kits
>contaminated masks

rolling for ca nuked more

Try putting it in your mother :D

You know you'll never fuck her?

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Go look at GILD on trading view LMAO

I always knew my girl wouldn't get cured

lmao

she hasnt even begun reading , any actual reader of el quijote at that age has his/her soul and will to live suck dry by the endless amount of pure and utter bullshit that the book has , because its like 98% filler shit , 1% windmill hunting, 1% sancho shenanigans

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Cute, would absolutely defile bloodline with my chad Querandí genetics/10.

>If I catch Corona I will do daily updates on cvg.
And I hope you are the first 100% cured patient!

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If passed, the bill will pay Americans $2,000 a month for up to 6 months.

A petition for the bill is below. Pease sign/share it. Afterwards contact your representative and ask them to support this bill.

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>30%

kek

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>1 post by this id
>meme flag
>good goy fag
>muh Yas Forums racism
neck yourself and go back to plebbit, I want to see the world burn and I don't want you plebes to stop this happening, I want the globohomo post modernist world to burn in hell fire and misery as I endlessly laugh at your agony

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>China is seen as the hero of this situation because they "dealt" with the virus, and started donating this garbage
l dont know a single pro-China person right now

I don't understand why some people on the board say the virus don't exist when there's already so many firsthand accounts.
One of my best buddies tested positive and got the fever, had pain breathing, tightness in there chest, and lost his sense of taste and smell for a while. The symptoms gradually went away over the course of a few weeks and he says he's fine now.
On a side note should I hang out with him again or should I give it more time?

sneed

Based

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Hello sir, this is Garret from London how can i help you today sir?

Thanks bro, take care.

fuck you, i'll fap to a virus if I want to

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how is the representative sampling of the population in slovenia going? they started monday
slovene user?

>On a side note should I hang out with him again or should I give it more time?
Don't ever talk to that bastard ever again

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Can I still lift and work out if I catch Corona-chan?

Say that to the ccp shills that are flooding in this thread right now.

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Seems like you are a faggot after that 1 in 100 000
There are enough people over 60 to paralyze any medical care. Even with general 2% CFR it's serious. Also for now all studies about how wide spread corona is were proven faulty with the recent bullshit from stanford. Only faggots believe in science free of agendas

>hehe no one recovers guys !

cope

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>immigration: yes
>fag marriage: yes
>gun grabs: yes
>surveillance: yes
>kids in drag: yes
but it was quarantine that got them angry. we can conclude the "right" in america are not serious about anything other than consuming and being ignorant fat pieces of shit.

china is quarantining russians on northern border for 28 days after they tested some positives, previous protocol was 14days

Did Denmark reopen this week? Any Danish user could tell me me how things are going on?

slovenia is cancelled. they all died.

>Coronavirus: 28 deaths and 936 new cases confirmed in Ireland

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Now do far-right truths chang
>If the fifth version of the case definition had been applied throughout the outbreak with sufficient testing capacity, we estimated that by Feb 20, 2020, there would have been 232000 (95% CrI 161000–359000) confirmed cases in China as opposed to the 55508 confirmed cases reported.
thelancet.com/journals/lanpub/article/PIIS2468-2667(20)30089-X/fulltext

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I hope you die.

I now understand the nothingburgers, you just said 100% falsehoods about the virus

This will speed things up

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stay strong eire bro, don't want you to die

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Using mask eyewear and gloves keeps you safe and wilk not only eliminate corona chan, but the flu too.

And lose my wizard status ? Thats crazy talk user

>Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
Going back to spamming this bullshit, are you? South korea has over 2.2% fatality now and they test more than enough to ensure there isn't some vast amount of undetected mild cases. 80-90% asymptomatic is pure, unadulterated bullshit.

>tfw and entire thread in a few simple posts

feels good lads. thanks for being such retards. makes me feel good about myself.

>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 81. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital. The average age of death is higher than the average life expectancy.
>This is killing so many people!
No it isn't. Total mortality per country and globally is below average. If this was killing more than normal, we would see higher mortality.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

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Consooman beings are nothing but garbage. I spend my money on nothing but food, PPE, and ammo now.

Anyone hear about how deaths that aren’t even confirmed cases are being counted as Covid? This would inflate the infected count and give cause for more panic.

Stay strong, mario.

Serbia will open up in about two-three weeks. It's too bad, I was enjoying the peace and quiet and was hoping for martial law.

The Japanese are known for their diligence, practicality, civic-mindedness, and generally not being a shithole country. Whereas every western nation is known to be a shithole these days. Is it any coincidence that Japan is not locking down, whereas our fucking retarded western leaders are cactus-raping us with retarded lockdowns that serve no purpose? We cannot bank on a vaccine, we cannot extinguish the virus. So what is the fucking point of locking down?

>The doctor leading Japan's response to coronavirus has defended the decision not to implement a national lockdown, saying that elimination of the virus was impossible and it was necessary to limit the damage to the economy.

>Japan, along with Sweden, has sought to limit cases without putting a total freeze on economic activity or making social distancing mandatory.

>"Japan wants to bring down the number of cases but it's impossible to bring it down to zero because of the nature of the disease," said Dr Omi.

>"If 80 per cent of physical contacts can be avoided, we expect to reduce the level of infections dramatically, even without locking down our citizens," he said. "If it's 70 per cent, then it takes more than two times the period — two months actually. With 60 per cent, the number of cases will plateau — that’s our calculation."

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do you have all your posts saved on word?

Yeah, toes just confirmed it.

kek

>2% fatality
if your 105 years old retard

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>knees
but why, user?

>this thread is real life
/cvg/ everyone

If governments wanted to inflate the death toll, they could simply report deaths outside hospitals, which are the majority of deaths. As it stands, you can't name 3 countries that report all deaths outside hospitals nationwide.

Did you hear about excess mortality stats?

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Sometimes the world must burn for something greater to be reborn from the ashes.

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