PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LAUGHING AT BIDEN EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/22/20
c-span.org/video/?471421-1/
youtu.be/YRDYbA7pxKY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Earth&Arbor Day Tree Planting Ceremony 4/22/20
c-span.org/video/?471422-1/
youtu.be/1VM-RwgqUZc
>Team Trump Online w/Corey Lewandowski! 4/22/20
youtu.be/xw9CFR13no4
>DefSec Esper on FoxNews 4/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6151457153001
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 4/22/20
youtu.be/jlhvNywTvLk
>FDACommr Hahn on CBSThisMorning 4/22/20
youtu.be/q9y_lh3SHXE
>SECChair Clayton on FBN 4/22/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6151307256001/
>PressSec Kayleigh outside WH 4/22/20
c-span.org/video/?471443-1/
>PressSec Kayleigh on FoxNews 4/22/20
youtu.be/hX_V3PhvQEc
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/22/20
c-span.org/video/?471450-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 4/22/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6151417870001/
>Pentagon Press Brief (DepDefSec Norquist/JCSViceChair AFGen Hyten) 4/22/20
dvidshub.net/video/748857/
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo/ActUSAIDAdm Barsa/FARDir Richardson) 4/22/20
dvidshub.net/video/748897/
>StateDeptVideo: Asia EDGE 4/22/20
youtu.be/q_w_o6MXi8w
>StateDeptVideo: POWER 4/22/20
youtu.be/3t0dzgHzh2A
>WHVideo: Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Celebrate Earth Day 4/22/20
youtu.be/rekx3XlWje4
>WHVideo: VP Pence Visits GE Healthcare 4/22/20
youtu.be/XBxM2l-pHaw

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WHERE'S MY 1200 HEROIN TICKETS TRUMP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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> BIDEN CRINGE COMPILATION

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Make white babies.
Keep America great.

GET YOURSELF A MAGA WIFE AND MAKE HER KNOW HER PLACE!

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Not looking good. "The tightening" is supposed to already be happening in polls, instead the opposite is taking place

MAGA
FUCK ALL NON WHITES
FUCK ALL SELF HATING WHITES
FUCK LGBTQ+

Imagine being this fat and ugly and jewish

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based housewives on the march

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GET A JOB

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At least you don't have to imagine, unless you lack a mirror

MAGA

>no one read a satire article with a meme-able image
and this is why the left can't meme for their lives, they literally have no sense of humor

where's inb4 source?

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I need fresh Biden memes.

Post your biggest whitepill /ptg/!

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unemployment unironically at Obama economy levels lmao

you mean frank the retard? hopefully dead from the virus

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CURSED IMAGE

>no u

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The bioweapon was (((their))) last resort and it's failing

>This Nadler looking gnome thinks he is in with any female at all

A bigger joke than the polls. Remember that polls used to have McGovern up TWENTY (20) points on Reagan at one point during the general election.

We march closer every day to having based permacommunism and permawelfare as well as based drugs everywhere so we can just doodweed it up and have no job but still be right wing

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checked MAGA

this guy is TDS afflicted cuck who hypes panic in /cvg/

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Just your reminder magapedes, Trump is responsible for the deaths of 50,000 Americans, as well as the deaths of the people who he encouraged to take Hydroxychloroquine

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Yeah, the left sure loves it's coof

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Sorry shill.

But I just looked up that fox poll on the arizona senate race. Completely different pollster from who they have now.

>Not looking good. "The tightening" is supposed to already be happening in polls,
That's after september at best

Checked and that's a very talented kitty!

already there lmao
t. neetbux

This isn't real. Bane's head is clearly photoshopped on

Thanks for reminding me. My check could come today!

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Or as Cuomo said, "take the job as an essential worker." The Democrat governors are picking the winners and losers now: they declare what is non-essential (most private businesses, also churches) and what is essential (government, liquor stores, pot stores) and thus who gets to make a living and who starves. They're redistributing the economy itself: reshaping demand, reshaping man into the perfectly atomized consumer for a centrally-managed distribution system: communism.

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He a big guy

> The tightening
Wut? That's what happens in the eve of the election, not expected to happen until October at very least.
Here is HIllary in Feb-Apr 2016. She had 10 polls with double digits margins against Trump and the democrat primary was not even over yet.

Biden is in deep deep trouble

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Mcgovern was candidate in 1972 against nixon

So the pace slowed, then? Yes, this is sarcasm.

Why do you seem so much meaner during corona than before?
I demand you stop and be nicer

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on the plus side, china is winning

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for (you)

We're supposed to think this is funny?

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Why has the media continuously made the same lies and mistakes as they pertain to polls for the last 40 years? I mean a broken clock is right twice a day but I can’t even count how much they’ve gotten wrong on a “political” projecting basis. How is there zero shame or anyone bothering to shame them?

Drugs are not based

It is looking excellent for Biden
He has it in the bag

What could save Trump? Nothing

Yeah but Drumpf made them

god, koishi is adorable

>german name
???

My check came yesterday. So far, it's paid for my car insurance and experiments in the AWS cloud.

Here's a mashup of an old meme and a screenshot I did a few days ago

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it's all MNCs from here on out
anti-trust? what anti-trust?

why the finnish flag

anyone happen to have the latest numbers of deaths? I got idiots telling me it has surpassed the number of annual flu deaths

Whoa. How did they get the cat to do that? Special training?

>COOF COOF FLAP
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Buddy you're a chink make a big noise
Sneezin' in the street gonna be a dead man some day
You got snot on yo' face
You big disgrace
Eatin' your bats all over the place
Singin'

We will we will wok you
We will we will wok you

>COOF COOF FLAP
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Buddy you're a bug man pooh man
Shoutin' on the web gonna take on U.S. some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your weiner all over the place

We will we will wok you
(Sing it out!)
We will we will wok you

>COOF COOF FLAP
>COOF COOF FLAP
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Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with The Don gonna make you a deal some day
You got shit on your face
Big disgrace
Some POTUS better put you back into your place

We will we will wok you
(Sing it!)
We will we will wok you

>COOF COOF FLAP
>COOF COOF FLAP
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(Everybody)

We will we will wok you
We will we will wok you

(Alright)

>State is going to extend the stay at home order today

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git gud

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>not expected to happen until October at very least.
So what will be the October surprise this year? "Flare-ups" of Coronachan? A "second peak?" A vaccine?

>what could save trump? Nothing

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>Drugs are not based
What are you, a jewish shill? Only jewshills and niggers would hate on my based niggadrugs

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why are doing this? instead of cultivating a good relationship with your crush. why the hate on a shitty forum?