/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3403

► Detected: 2,667,334 (+31,618) ► Died: 186,221 (+2,155) ► Day: 105 (-11:33:27)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 10.1x more confirmed deaths than H1N1 flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 3,226 strains have been sequenced —

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>NEWS
Virus killed more Americans in 1 month than the flu in 1 year
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88% death rate for patients on ventilators in NY
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Patient in Italy still positive after 55 days
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Last remaining cruise ship in the world has docked
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Virus lingers in eyes even after clearance from nose
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Blood thickening associated to infection
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>ARCHIVE
Italy warns that cats, ferrets and dogs can get infected
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"Recovered" men show half the normal levels of testosterone
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Dengue-like fever and rash
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NHS officials say Muslims are hardest hit in the UK
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NYC official admits they are undercounting deaths
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Spike in deaths in NY already visible in mortality rates
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>LATEST
▶ 1361 new cases and 76 new deaths in the United States
▶ 374 new cases and 39 new deaths in Germany
▶ 4 new cases in Iceland
▶ 148 new cases and 4 new deaths in Moldova
▶ 21 new cases and 1 new death in Channel Islands
▶ 23 new cases and 4 new deaths in Norway
▶ 103 new cases and 2 new deaths in Afghanistan
▶ 4583 new cases and 638 new deaths in the United Kingdom
▶ 12 new cases in Djibouti

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/cvg/ btfo eternally

its over niggers

You have your own containment thread. Leave us alone we actually be want to help the world.

>Leave us alone we actually be want to help the world.

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I don't reckon I got any reason to kill anybody. Mmmmhmmmm
Some folks call it a homeless hole, I call it a diogenes hole mmmm
I like gravy on my taters, mmmhmmmm, reckon I haven't had the biggons since january. Mmmm. Man wasn't made to go this long without french fried taters. Reckon I'll have to wait a little longer

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Nothing burger

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Cope, nothingburger.

Take your meds schizo

/cvg/ what do you think the final death toll will be?

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>Airborne aids wasn't a meme
Yas Forums was right again, all the way back in January

Happy St George's day to Corona-chan and /cvg/

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>I call it a diogenes hole
based and barrel pilled
Although its fucked that all the people who would turn their nose at you would not get that.

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Of the disease? It's hard to tell right now.

Of what comes after? Probably a lot more death from famine, lack of work, rioting

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Coronavirus deaths: 184,235

Alcohol deaths per year: 3 million

The same people who say don’t be selfish for the economy: Hundreds of millions might will starve to death

Get the deception, yet?

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7

Imagine making a general dedicated to something that isn’t a problem, yet be so desperate to argue about how much a problem it isn’t.

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Stay mad schizo lmao

I don't want to help anybody, I just want to watch it burn.

You want to grow potatoes? Get a bag of potatoes at the store and quarter them and replant the potatoes and in a few months you will get a whole mess of potatoes

What the fuck is going on?

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>mad cause I blew /cvg/ the fuck out
>has no arguments
Lmao @ ur life

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Must've stepped on a nerve since you keep coming back here ;)

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 850,078 (47,735) #2 Spain 213,024 (22,157) #3 Italy 187,327 (25,085) #4 France 159,877 (21,340) #5 Germany 151,022 (5,354) #6 United Kingdom 138,078 (18,738) #7 Turkey 98,674 (2,376) #8 Iran 87,026 (5,481) #9 China 82,798 (4,632) #10 Russia 62,773 (555) #11 Brazil 46,348 (2,934) #12 Belgium 42,797 (6,490) #13 Canada 40,190 (1,974) #14 Netherlands 35,729 (4,177) #15 Switzerland 28,496 (1,509) #16 Portugal 22,353 (820) #17 India 21,797 (686) #18 Peru 19,250 (530) #19 Sweden 16,755 (2,021) #20 Ireland 16,671 (769) #21 Austria 15,002 (522) #22 Israel 14,592 (191) #23 Saudi Arabia 13,930 (121) #24 Japan 11,950 (299) #25 Chile 11,296 (160) #26 Singapore 11,178 (12) #27 Ecuador 10,850 (537) #28 Pakistan 10,811 (228) #29 South Korea 10,702 (240) #30 Mexico 10,544 (970) #31 Poland 10,346 (435) #32 Romania 10,096 (541) #33 United Arab Emirates 8,756 (56) #34 Denmark 8,073 (394) #35 Belarus 8,022 (60)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +4,774 (+42) #2 Spain +4,635 (+440) #3 United Kingdom +4,583 (+638) #4 United States +1,361 (+76) #5 Saudi Arabia +1,158 (+7) #6 Mexico +1,043 (+113) #7 Iran +1,030 (+90) #8 Belgium +908 (+228) #9 Netherlands +887 (+123) #10 Sweden +751 (+84) #11 Belarus +741 (+2) #12 Pakistan +735 (+16) #13 Brazil +591 (+28) #14 Ukraine +578 (+13) #15 United Arab Emirates +518 (+4) #16 India +427 (+5) #17 Bangladesh +414 (+7) #18 Romania +386 (+17) #19 Germany +374 (+39) #20 Portugal +371 (+35) #21 Indonesia +357 (+12) #22 Philippines +271 (+16) #23 Poland +177 (+9) #24 Panama +171 (+3) #25 Serbia +162 (+5) #26 Denmark +161 (+10) #27 Finland +155 (+23) #28 Kuwait +151 (+1) #29 Moldova +148 (+4) #30 Hungary +116 (+14) #31 Kazakhstan +116 (+1) #32 Afghanistan +103 (+2) #33 Israel +94 (+2) #34 Morocco +91 (+2) #35 Slovakia +81 (+1)…

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six million obviously. all jews, never forget.

where did you get this picture of me

I know user... But I'm here to spread information

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Mmmm, I reckon that's not the same. Taters in the ground won't just deep fry themself. Plus how will I get the gravy? I reckon I don't have a reason to kill no one. Till you posted

You’re jack shit Coronachan. Go mutate and then come back and maybe you’ll get a reasonable score

Economics isn't real life. It's literally the financial equivalent of fantasy football except they're betting with our money instead of their own.

7? That's optimistic
How many do you think will perish from the aftermath?

money printer go brr
The stonk market is completely divorced from reality and will continue to go up as long as the fed pumps it and as long as the traders are flying high on hopeium.

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More wealth inequality due to crony capitalism? I don't know. The US done fucked itself by offshoring manufacturing and transitioning to a service based economy.

250 million minimum

Super USA of America?

The market has no relation to how small businesses, sales and demand, or employees are actually doing

>we want to help the world
By being careless and not seeing the writing on the wall, you're going to kill thousands, retarded potato. Nothing burger shitters deserve the rope

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PRESS F

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>Caused worldwide quarantine
>jackshit

What are we at like 16%~ of the american workforce unemployed?

it's honestly just sad at this point mate, just stick to your containment threads

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>Nothing burger shitters deserve the rope
No they should be encouraged in their delusions as to hasten the spread of the love of Corona-chan

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214 cases in Dharavi now
it was just 60 cases on April 15

You deep fry them after you harvest them that's how plants work. But this way you get a bunch of free potatoes

>Wallstreet better than ever despite world burning
How many days until unemployed Americans March to ivory towers and revolt? 4? 5 days?

American's scare me

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How high will it go?

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/cvg/, am I doomed if I live in Georgia?

100%

speak for yourself
im breeding corona chan for the big purge

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like I said completely divorced from reality. You should have seen the idiots on CNBC during the oil crash talking about how this was just a one time fluke and the fundamentals are still good and everything will be fine next month.
The old models of reality are broken and they refuse to accept that so they are just going to pretend everything is fine.
It will be marvelous to watch it all crash and burn

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Shhh

I think you're doomed wherever you live unless you're a hermit in the middle of nowhere

Only if you or your loved ones go out.

All the extra Debt/Money pumped into the economy finds its way into sustaining asset prices?

Good Lord the future will go to shit

A shelter?

>posting unironically like a zoomer retard that belongs on twitter

go back to your nothingburger thread and go lick a pole then retard

nothingburgers are the new "im an atheist debate me"

All the npcs want to see the protesters catch the coof and die so they can be smug about it. It's everywhere on kikebook and twitter.

So, the deathrate around the world is going up beyond what the numbers say. I am a touch worried we aren't getting all the info and I suspect some countries are pretending nothing is happening. The third world seems to be doing okay but I doubt it.

Rather than death, is anyone else more worried by the complications the virus causes and long term damage to organs? We may have 100+ million of enfeebled people that didn't die, which is a massive drag unless these people can do white collar work.

I, for the life of me, can't understand why people want to put a definitive stamp on this shit right now. We know too little to be anything but supremely cautious and the damage will take years to tally up.

You get gravy from meat stock. Hunt a dear. Cook the meat in a pan. Take the drippings and mix in flour to thicken the stock and you got venison gravy.

I can't believe this cute little faggot pandemic broke the fabric of society and potentially even reality

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The president becomes unemployed. Kino.

Tomorrow's the day :D