Guess what's in my closet.
Guess what's in my closet
Gavin White
Robert Reyes
Dead body
Angel Williams
Rifle
Elijah Sanders
Built for BBC.
John Hall
Your homosexuality.
Adam Long
Spoopy skeletons
Jonathan Edwards
Nah, OP is a blatant fag.
Matthew Powell
Poofters
Lucas Rogers
Tom Cruise
William Smith
My dick in your twink ass?
Jayden Collins
You?
Caleb Howard
Dildos, you had this thread before
Kevin Morgan
Plastic fuck doll with razor blades in the pooder and shards of glass in the bunghole
Brandon Edwards
Dildos
Dominic Lopez
something political?
Henry Turner
Pipe bombs
Jace Stewart
Chocolate
Landon Morales
Ahhhhhh why ruin the enjoyment for others? :'(
Charles Young
Thomas Moore
>Guess what's in my closet.
You.
You are in the closet.
Gavin Wright
Rookie
Numbers
For
Dildo
Storage
Nathaniel Anderson
That top one, those cost so fucking much
i'd love to have oneeee
Matthew Watson
A closet in a closet
Ayden Lopez
Disapointed by dildos.
Extremely disapointed by lack of a recursive closet
Isaiah Butler
>Guess what's in my closet.
dildos
Christian Allen
haha closet nigger go sheeeit
Jackson Ross
Yeah, here, have a look at mine
this is what a non-rookie looks like
Nicholas Cook
Jfc.
Aiden Wood
Jackson Kelly
Good lord
Grayson Richardson
you
Chase Edwards
>anal is bad
anal feels better than literally any other kind of sex
you're missing out fren
just saying
maybe YOU are the one that needs help because you're scared of your own butthole
>n-n-nit natural
appeal to nature, humans do things no other creature does, basically everything is extreme "unnatural"
so like, yeah, shush
Josiah Green
I dont get it. Surely once youve had one rubby cock up your arse it would be all much the same
Jayden Stewart
I never said anal is bad.
Having an entire closest full of dildos which you "proudly" present on a forum is deranged.
Do get help.
Carson Perez
Why do you need so many different ones?
Jaxson Evans
Gay
Ian Lewis
A fine collection indeed but it lacks horse, dog and dragon dildos.
Jordan Thompson
I know what I'd like to see.
Colton Ramirez
didnt know the Magic wand works on dicks.
You must be a CEO or something stretching to acomodate all the arsecrawlers
Jordan Myers
>A fine collection indeed but it lacks horse, dog and dragon dildos
A true connoisseur
Andrew Jones
sauce?
Daniel Williams
It will be funny when you die, your kids will have to fight over your dragon dildo collection