Being American

I can be as fat as I wanna be

>not UNLIMITED POWER

16:9 ratio being standard to capture girth on video

>not unlimited BBCs
inb4 Sven's law

>not UNLIMITED PANCAKES

the guns probably

rent free

Leafs law

There's nothing good about it. American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows and fantasizing about nigger dick. They worship black retarded gorilla niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Danny Glover while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger dick instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.

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Rural murican here. Best thing is muh freedum and muh guns! Im free to be as fat and as ignorant as I want! Murica! Murica! Murica!

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Being envious at Europeans.

Being able to drive to a convenience store at 3 am for monster drinks and soda. Also land prices are cheap and you can do what you want with it generally if you're in the right county.

You cannot see the ugliest house on the street.

Everything

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National parks
No matter how bad things get, I can go all the way out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and forget my troubles. Large patches of land still have very little to no light pollution so the Milky Way is still visible.

Truthful answer is freedom and wealth. That's why Euros seethe so much and talk about how much "smarter" they are, because honestly that's the only thing they can muster. I put myself in your shoes, and I bet that would piss me off too.

Americans don't need to post threads about "why we're better" we know it and that's it. But right it's actually because we're "retarded" and I can safely think this while stroking my "military rifle", while saying "hate speech" and "denying the holocaust" while staring at the moon that only has one country's flag on it. It's not even close, we no peers on earth (but Canada and Australia come the closest).

If this is true this should be a fucking meme

Link for video pls

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She's cute. I'd fuck that tub of butter.

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God I wanna kiss lums tummy

>unironically muh gdp argument

you mutts are so fucking stupid, you are not wealthier than most of the 3rd country. you lived on cardboard houses, living on credit over credit, fearing for the next kid or car crash to push you over to the bankrupcy. You spend money you dont have, on frivolous overmanufacturer chinese shit.
your GDP is high because asian billionaires, mostly chinese and pajeets share soil with you.

usatoday.com/story/money/2019/08/14/paycheck-to-paycheck-most-americans-struggle-financially-survey-says/39940123/

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You will never know, bogan.

Superiority complex that lets you deflect all criticism

Sure you wouldn't fatbody