/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3400

► Detected: 2,655,358 (+19,642) ► Died: 185,066 (+1,000) ► Day: 105 (-15:18:28)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 10.0x more confirmed deaths than H1N1 flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 3,170 strains have been sequenced —

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>NEWS
Virus killed more Americans in 1 month than the flu in 1 year
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Antibody levels detected by tests don't guarantee immunity
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Antibody tests detect wrong antibodies, binders not neutralizers
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Latest leaks: Wuhan biolab had been splicing HIV and coronaviruses
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Most "asymptomatic" cases actually have glassed lungs
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Virus lingers in eyes even after clearance from nose
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>ARCHIVE
Survivors will be exhausted for six months
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All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
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Patients infectious after "recovery"
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Med shocked, lungs of young patients filled with blood
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Italy doesn't report deaths at home and nursing homes
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China figures don't add up, likely simulated
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>LATEST
▶ 8 new cases in Maldives
▶ 518 new cases and 4 new deaths in the United Arab Emirates
▶ 623 new cases in Qatar
▶ 45 new cases and 1 new death in Bosnia and Herzegovina
▶ 228 new cases in Switzerland
▶ 37 new cases in Senegal
▶ 91 new cases and 2 new deaths in Morocco
▶ 386 new cases and 3 new deaths in Romania
▶ 155 new cases in Finland

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>swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/
Friendly reminder that /cvg/ already got assraped by this site.
Get bent schizos.

Nothing burger

>Dead: 190,277
lol, still only 190,277.
How many days has it been stuck at 190,277? Four days? Five days?

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WHEN WILL IT BE OVER???

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Why is it always burgers that are seething contrarians? You don't see Italians or Spaniards act like this, despite them being the epicenter right befor US

Nothing burger. General is dead. Fuck yourselfs

Any one got a pic of coronachan with a big ole cock?

>thinks it ends
May

>Barbers, masseuses, psychologists, physiotherapists etc. opened Monday
>A lot of them already getting shutdown again for 14 days as clients are experiencing symptoms
>Turns out we cant even open the lockdowns if we wish to do

I’m telling you Italy is unironically going to become the new financial superpower if they keep the strict lockdowns until the virus is dead and buried

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The world getting glassed is the true vaccine

>you dont see italians or spaniards
Clearly you dont lurk enough, every single country has people being seething contrarians especially the top 10 most infected countries.

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cvg is officially more cringe than Donald Trump General

Never

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They won’t be. I say Australia is the next superpower

it'll be over eventually

it will all be over


go fuck yourself

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jpost.com/health-science/coronavirus-has-mutated-into-at-least-30-different-strains-new-study-finds-625333

30 different strains confirmed by the jew himself. The most virulent strain is 250 times as virulent as the least virulent one, imagine when the next tier of death appears. Doom is upon us.

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the purity spiral is going out of control
Nuance is a dirty word and having a slightly different opinion, even if you are moderate or centrist immediately makes you the opposition.
its retarded and why we can't get a 3rd party in office because of the fucking normies.

Everyone remember the "event 201" simulation? The report also mentioned a disinformation campaign against those to try to tell the truth by:

Denouncing them online.

Branding them as Russian shills.

Turning the public against them online and get them banned.

Censor the internet if the situation gets worse.

"Testimonials" from survivors to be used as they will be "trusted" by the general public.

Idiotic general public will believe in herd immunity.

And most importantly: 65 million dead after 18 months.

Keep your eyes open, there is a heavy disinformation campaign against us from spreading the truth, I understand out governments want to reduce panic because panic is dangerous for us all.

But the more information we spread, that's more lives saved, information and keeping updated on the virus is key to surving this (obviously).

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Gary... you’re alive!

Trump i guess? fuck knows why they're so invested in calling it nothing as their foodplants are shutting down

Lockdown? What is a lockdown? My economy is coming along nicely.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 849,092 (47,681) #2 Spain 213,024 (22,157) #3 Italy 187,327 (25,085) #4 France 159,877 (21,340) #5 Germany 150,729 (5,315) #6 United Kingdom 133,495 (18,100) #7 Turkey 98,674 (2,376) #8 Iran 85,996 (5,391) #9 China 82,798 (4,632) #10 Russia 62,773 (555) #11 Brazil 46,182 (2,924) #12 Belgium 42,797 (6,490) #13 Canada 40,190 (1,974) #14 Netherlands 34,842 (4,054) #15 Switzerland 28,496 (1,509) #16 Portugal 21,982 (785) #17 India 21,797 (681) #18 Peru 19,250 (530) #19 Ireland 16,671 (769) #20 Sweden 16,004 (1,937) #21 Austria 15,002 (522) #22 Israel 14,592 (191) #23 Saudi Arabia 12,772 (114) #24 Japan 11,950 (299) #25 Chile 11,296 (160) #26 Singapore 11,178 (12) #27 Ecuador 10,850 (537) #28 South Korea 10,702 (240) #29 Mexico 10,544 (970) #30 Pakistan 10,513 (224) #31 Poland 10,346 (435) #32 Romania 10,096 (527) #33 United Arab Emirates 8,756 (56) #34 Denmark 8,073 (384) #35 Indonesia 7,775 (647)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +4,774 (+42) #2 Spain +4,635 (+440) #3 Mexico +1,043 (+113) #4 Belgium +908 (+228) #5 Ukraine +578 (+13) #6 United Arab Emirates +518 (+4) #7 Pakistan +437 (+12) #8 Brazil +425 (+18) #9 Bangladesh +414 (+7) #10 Romania +386 (+3) #11 United States +375 (+22) #12 Indonesia +357 (+12) #13 Philippines +271 (+16) #14 Poland +177 (+9) #15 Panama +171 (+3) #16 Kuwait +151 (+1) #17 Hungary +116 (+14) #18 Israel +94 (+2) #19 Morocco +91 (+2) #20 Slovakia +81 (+1) #21 Austria +77 (+12) #22 Kazakhstan +72 (+1) #23 Malaysia +71 (+2) #24 Bolivia +63 (+3) #25 Bulgaria +57 (+1) #26 Bosnia & Herzegovina +45 (+1) #27 Estonia +33 (+1) #28 Guatemala +26 (+2) #29 Kyrgyzstan +19 (+1) #30 Thailand +13 (+1) #31 El Salvador +13 (+1) #32 Australia +12 (+1) #33 Honduras +9 (+1) #34 South Korea +8 (+2) #35 Czech Republic +4 (+2)…

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Numbers are increasing a little bit too slow for my taste

Uncle works in a covid hospital in a major hotspot
Says that most patients are young and very few are severe, like less than 1%
It's a nothingburger if you're young and fit

BUT the problem in India is that lots of people live with their parents. Authorities are shit scared what will happen when young patients get discharged and go home to their families

We were counting on our young population to pull through this. But we never realized that a family-oriented culture means that young asymptomatic people will infect all the boomers

I personally haven't met my parents in 3 months. They're both in their 70s and mom has heart problems.

Legitimately missing them desu and scared that I might not be able to spend more time with them again :(

Said the nervous man for the nth time

i thought you said "Nothing Burger General is dead"

We know about the IKEA mass graves Sven

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A doctor in my state went to one of the rallies to open the state up. The country I live in is having the fastest increase in cases in the state. GOP is threatening to sue or governor for not opening up and his last press conference was about opening up the state

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Yet you stick around. .

Your country can't escape the debt. Nobody will escape the debt.

There’ll be a massive spike come next month now that lockdowns are being eased. All the fucking retards in any given US state alone that choose to listen purely to the government will make this 1st lockdown seem like a fucking walk in the park

>Uncle works for nintendo
Stopped reading right there

What happened to buttbuddy?

>try to warn people
>they dont listen
>it gets worse
>they still dont believe you
>get called a fake news conspiracy theorist
Fuck them

Based
Fuck /cvg/ schizos

Mich?

>friend is a nothingburger
>its just a hoax, bro
>ubers around with chink drivers
>1 week later
>"i cant taste, is that a symptom"
>had to tell him he's never welcome around me or my family again
some people just have to learn the hard way

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Just spread it - open up

Hopefully never, this has been the comfiest happening ever.

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who gives a flying fuck about this shit fuck quarancucks go outside fags

t. Abdi

>not wanting to help spread Corona-chan's love
Coward.

> my turdworld cuntry is slowly but surely becoming a surveillance socialist state, subservient to commie chinksects in the near future
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WI. 3 meat packaging plants are infected in the nearby city. They wont close them. Governor sending 2,200 test kits and PPE to the city

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until supplies run out and savings become shit thanks to hyperinflation.
And you get shot by raiders for a roll of toilet paper.

same

▶ 6 new cases in Lebanon
▶ 18 new cases in the DR Congo
▶ 41 new cases in the Republic of North Macedonia
▶ 1030 new cases and 90 new deaths in Iran
▶ 2 new cases in Nepal

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i'd rather be a living coward than a dead coofer

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>he spends his day inside telling people to go outside

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Yeah you guys need to clean fucking house man you're going back to Imelda Shoe Closets any day now.

Young, healthy and ready to pick up the pieces after everyone else ruins the world economy just like after World War 2. Only this time you mutts are onboard the train to dystopia too, which will just make our untouched economy even stronger!

CANT SLEEP, TOO MUCH HAPPENING AND TOO HOT

FUCK

JUST desu

It was never alive to begin with

Is your doctor a plastic surgeon? He is protesting because he is broke and his wife won't fuck him anymore.

That'll be fine. The fact is for most Americans this crisis just feels like a big larp since so few people know any sick or dead from it. There needs to a be a stronger wave to make people trust the warning system. As it is now, some literal Black Death level plague could be coming and people would blow it off thinking of the corona warnings were just hype.