Breakfast

Breakfast

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People can make fun of Bong food but I'm pretty sure they have the best breakfast in the world.

I’m hungover and I’d demolish that right now
Why are you cunts obsessed with our full English and post it all the time, this isn’t the first time this has happened

Is that bread on the right toast, tatertots or fish?

All looks good except that black shit

Tasty. Here's my submission.

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they're hash browns

Hash browns, I guess you would call them tatertots satan

There is a piece of charcoal on the plate but besides that it looks nice.

>Rubbery flavorless ham
>Charcoal sausage
>Slimy and cold diarrhea beans
>Cold tomato for no reason
>Single sad egg that also tastes like rubber
>Retarded looking nigger cookie
God awful food in the UK. The stuff in stores is good but this type of take out breakfast is always dogshit that had been sitting on display for hours and hours, maybe even overnight. Enjoy your braps.
You've never tasted it.

What the fuck is that black thing? Looks like an Oreo with rice grains in it

It's blood sausage.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding

It is, nothing tops it. The french make great lunch and dinner food but there breakfasts are crap

>Retarded looking nigger cookie
That's just solid cooked blood. They just call it "Black Pudding"

Black pudding. Sausage made of blood

remove the blood sausage
add another egg and two pieces of toast
now it’s perfect

Gravy looks a bit on the chunky side, but I'll allow it.

What do the beans taste like, just baked beans? That's what they look like

I wish I could have that right now

And to think you stupid fucks call Americans fat

That's honestly very black for a blood sausage, bong behavior is starting to make a lot more sense now.

Damn good on the weekends but to heavy in the morning on workdays

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What's the white stuff? Nigger cum that americans love so much?

Fuck off pierre you've got the most niggers in Europe

That looks good, but I would put 2 eggs on there and have only 2 hash browns. Its all about balance.

Garbage

Perfect for NEETs

>carbohydrate extreme breakfast
Have fun falling asleep in one hour and waking up from an anxiety attack

>makes pastry from blood
do bongs really?

needs toast

Yes and this is the only western Euro country where you'll year we're getting sick of them on national telly. Go watch some more BBC Nigel

You can have me instead Germany Kun uWu

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Isn't the modern English Breakfast these days kebab made out of 10 year old school girls?

>what is Brexit?
>what is EDL?

Sausage gravy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage_gravy

>What do the beans taste like, just baked beans? That's what they look like
Yep, just like good old pork and beans, that tomatoey kinda sauce.

it needs a garbage pale.
True chads don't eat s*yfast.

>implying brexit doesn't just mean more pakis
Cute

Sausage gravy. If you ever find yourself in the American South, order up some sausage biscuits and gravy.

>vegetable oil processed nightshade cakes
ngmi

>wanting to stay under German rule
Pussy

Does it come with an insulin pump and some after cholesterol mints?

Sausage gravy is about as unhealthy as it gets, but it is very very good.

Thats a cuck breakfast if ive ever seen one. What s fucking joke.

Reminder all the people in these countries have inferiority complexes. Kek.

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The EU will collapse soon enough.
Meanwhile, your queen is a nigress, you just dont know it yet.

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At least it won't give you rancid diarrhea like what ever you ate this morning.

Only niggers mass reply, you cocksucking nigger faggot.

I pity those that never get to experience such joys.

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Control your anger there, Bobby Joe. You might blow an artery.

these are dumplings, not biscuits.

How do you know it’s cold? It looks great if the food was warm.

I am a fruitatarian you worthless obese loser. Get back to your daily McDonalds and Walmart run, and come back quick to your worthless apartment which you use all of your social security $$$ on. Then jump back on Yas Forums and begin your routine 3 hour multi-tab porn browsing until you finally settle with black cuck porn which you fantasize about. Except you will never have a wife to get cucked from because your such a obese low IQ retard