Hello Yas Forums today we say nice things about Lithuania

Hello Yas Forums today we say nice things about Lithuania.

>One of the highest suicide rates
>Excell in one, maybe two science fields.
>Grey cities which show the true decadence of man
>Over 200 retarded politicians in a Democratic Republic for releasing faggot shit laws
>Gov is literally the daddy who went out for ciggies
>Hate thy neighbor as much as you hate yourself
>Utterly unhinged population
>Nice, semi-appreciated nature
>Based as fuck
>No handouts, make it on your own, faggot

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This is a Russian with a Lith IP

dont forget the low life expectancy

What fields are those, and this is not sarcastic "they don't excell at anything" troll bait.

IT and furniture design, or is that estonians field of work?

Life expectancy is decent, atleast up to 55-60 years old which is usually more than enough to extend your bloodline/ family name.
No, you chink-nigger.

>nobody knows where it exactly is.

Optical lasers is the one we're best known for.

You should, you always do.

That's fucking interesting. Post more Lithuanian qts

0_o. now I know that not in all countries geography is a thing at schools, but majority of developed countries do teach it.

I have a qt blonde lithuanian gf and when I was visiting Lithuania i have to say i can understand why your suicide rates are so high.

I am a Prussian masterrace, heathen slave, now get in the kitchen and bake me a potato.

very cool.

What's the difference between Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia?

> God tier history for such a small state
>Conquered mongol territory also was among the last europeans pagans

Are there negros and small hats? The closest I've been to Lithuania is Riga

Lithuania = rich ancient culture
Estonia = Mysterious forest elves
Latvia = White niggers

"Between Lithuania and Latvia there is not much difference, but the languages are entirely different including Estonias."

Lithuania used to be big.

Also Latvia had colonies.

Estonia has high blue eye population rate.

Nah, everyone, us, swedes, germans, always took entire Baltic region. Which specific balt-niggers live where is of no importance.

>>One of the highest suicide rates
What is it with you Baltic fags killing yourselves? I remember a Latvian user talking about their suicide rate being really high as well.

I'm in the Lithuanian armed forces, AMA.

Lol.

Oh wait, you are Lithuania. Yeah, I know you faggots meddled in our affairs when you were big and strong. Also Commonwealth was very religiously tolerant and had strong republican vibes. So strong in fact, that it literally sold itself to the Empires around.

Has anyone here fucked a reptilian?

I wonder if jews (of whom Commonwealth was full) were involved in the partitioning.

I dated a Lithuanian girl. She was really masculine (good) but also very depressed (bad).

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It's not really a place for ambition or greed, people usually see through it instantly.
We bake nice potato dishes, nom nom.
Lithuania is the purest balt country.
Latvia is potato-bro.
Estonia is awkward nazi.
We had are pretty cool religion, sacrifices and all that shit were usually voluntary and rarely done, but, Polish influence was a thing. It's cool eitherway, polacks are bros, even if they don't fuck off.
There are some negroes, but they're rare pepes.
Well, we 'kinda' compete.
Of course it's of no importance to a dumb ruski mutt but your politicians always had a headache trying to convert us.

Guess it was a smart decision to make our culture as fractured as possible - Muslims, Jews, Slavs, Germanic peoples, Italians, Celtics, Nords, etc. We're literally a miniature globalised country and we did it when it wasn't even cool. Still, Lithuanians are majority.

I guess it's just that we live in a very psichologically oppressive 'society', as cringe as that sounds.
We were weak at that point compared to the rest of the world because of dumb internal politics where 1 veto would deny a law from being realized.
What's the current situation/ information in the armed forces about the gandole vilus?

I could, but just google it because i deleted my facebook and can't get any OC pics.

dont worry when we reclaim eastern germany territory we will not take anything from you, you are cool guys.

Stay away from the buckwead, i heard its a hell of drug.

Next time, try not blaming a race of rats for all of your problems. Would've probably made your ideology that much more acceptable.

Yeah, you ate that tolerance and democratic pill well ahead of time.
>your politicians always had a headache trying to convert us
We had? You were of proper, communist faith, I doubt we cared what language you spoke.
But I admit, that was a mistake. You should have been properly Russified.

She's got the herp

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She probably was a bit smarter too.
Define reptilian
Probably, the upper class was usually made up of germanics and merchants.

You missed a couple of things
>The only country in europe that has covert pagan rituals celebrated (Uzgavenes)
>A ridiculously low amount of fat people
>Normie men are dumb brutes but chads that get laid through charisma alone even when ugly
>Young people for the most part cannot make a surplus of cash here, therefore emigrating for work is almost mandatory (unless you have some family connections)
>girls are some of the hottest around europe, west euros have no idea

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Every Lithuanian woman I met so far was quite autistic but absolutely b a s e d

Dracos it whatever

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>Participants traditionally dress and act as Romani people and Jews, wearing masks with grotesque features, beards and visible ear locks and engaging in peddling and stereotypically Jewish speech.

A little thing you can find on the wiki about uzgavenes, our ancestors knew?!

Is this a boy?

Lithuania is a nation of females. We all have Lithuanian girlfriends.

Nuh uh she couldn't even speak Norwegian.

I don't know anything about Lithuania besides you guys liking basketball and whole family trees living in one single (huge) household.

At least you guys seem to be less infested by Russians compared to us or the Latvians.

We are wearing masks and keeping our distance from each other.

Also: cepelinai is an absolutely elite dish