>St George's Day: Who was England's patron saint?
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I've literally only just noticed that I had no idea who'd won the Labour leadership election. Had to have a quick Google. How fucking irrelevant have they gotten?
It depends how they're hit. 4 of the main ways
1) Impact and bounce off track. Big trauma, maybe splattered skull.
2) Impact and under wheel can have anything from amputations as said, to being cut in half and having them pop like a balloon.
3) Hit and under engine can involve many things, but often people will think they went on the track naked, in these instanced. This is because the clothes will be ripped off and wrapped around the traction motors, for which a special company needs to come get them out. The body will then of course be beaten and maybe cut up by the wheels. Also, thoroughly unpleasant.
4) Hit 'n' stick. More common on older types of trains where automatic couplers aren't present. This is when the coupling hook hits centremass and will hold the body in place, while the legs get dragged along the track, resulting in bloody meat sponge at the end of the legs.
I have not seen these in person, but I've worked with those who have. They do tend to make quite the mess.
Retards: the cross of st george is racist cos England
Also retards: st george wasnt English, checkmate racists
>How fucking irrelevant have they gotten?
It's pretty bad for them right now but anything can happen until the next election.
is this the just banter reeeeeeee?
brit/pol/? more like shit/pol/
> earlier thread nuked while this gay tripthread stays up
Well at least now we all now know that karen is the paedomod
Caught in a thread slide
Based and Mozza pilled.
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I don't disagree my fellow Germanic tribal I just rank swarthy Georgians are huwhyter than pallid T*rks is all, because halopmemes are probably just that.
Is it true the pressure from the train self-cauterizes the wounding making them pop when the pressure gets released? Should really publicize it more if true to help with the jumper numbers.
With no escape from the smell of the weed
Why do you whiteknight paedos m8?
Not sure, but given the pressure and sheer heat from sudden compression, I wouldn't be at all surprised. Not seen any evidence of it from pictures I've seen, however.
Whats the red shoes all about? Its some edgy larp, Never figured it out.
This general has the reputation of the worst general in all of Yas Forums.Is that true?
Demographics is destiny, incel
Stay on topic please Pube.
>imagine caring what outerpol thinks
Wew lad
who cares?
>talking to your own pubic hair
This is bizarre stuff. Like alice in wonderland.
It would appear our superiority has caused some controversy, how is potato btw?
Its pretty fucking bad m8, defo has the most cancerous tripfags ive ever seen but it isnt as bad as /ptg/ and nowhere near as bad as the doomercult of /cvg/
Confirmed paedomod
>Most mainland Brits (54%) now don't care whether Northern Ireland stays in the UK or not - an increase from 41% in October. Only 24% said they'd be upset by the break up of the Union
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Interesting. My dad is in and out of hospital a lot (pancreatitus) and one of the times he was in there, in the bed next to him was a guy who attempted suicide by jumping on tracks and lived. Said both his arms and legs were gone and looked rough as fuck. Was scared of visiting him on that ward as a kid because he'd be right there.
Hello lads, how are we?
There she is, God Above
Super beautiful :))
If you talk to your own pubic hairs this means you are a paedomod?
Please explain.
Pretty sure most people are more upset by it continuing to stay in the union, United Ireland would unironically be a net positive [spoiler]under British rule[/spoiler].
Happy St. George's Day, I guess.
Haha haha idiot
St George wasn’t even from England
Some fag I guess
I don't see how talking about Farage's cumdumpsters is any more offtopic than the usual shit that gets posted here
Some janny probably thinks they're underage or something.
Doesn't seem to understand they're paid instathot models.
> whiteknighting a paedo
Kys paedofriend
He wasn't?
He was from iceland
Who's clapping for RNHS dancing tiktok 'eroes?
>joking is whiteknighting
If you don't have an explanation for saying what you said, that's fine, no need to flip out.
How can I whiteknight someone when I don't even know what's going on?
It's because we don't complain about da Joos all the time, talk about our culture and indulge in self deprecating humor. The rest of Yas Forums is just too damn serious and addicted to conspiracies so when they come here, it's like going out to normieland which they can't hack.
i'm infamous
No no no, Jeeorje (aka George) was an Israelite from Egypt descended from Cleopatra and the Pharohs, when the Partholians invaded and the Fomorians slain the Fir Bolg called for aid and the Saviour (saint) who answered was Jeeorje, when he slew the Dragged-one, he who led the Nemedes.
People just think he's Turkish because later scholars mistook the great reptile for Turkeys
>He was from iceland
Must've been picking up some Greggs Sausage Rolls and Steak Bakes
Nonce.
janice is angry today
So which saints were actually english and which ones are the best?
I only know of st cuthbert and thomas beckett
Just walked over from Iceland, did he?
Not white? Just some aborigine with a backpack of whale blubber, a hydrophobic suit of armour, and a sword named Reykjavik?
>a sword named Reykshit
Well, them faggots are never nothing less, than liability and pain on the arse.
Fuck em!
Pube is the name of some cancerous tripfaggot here
Its also a well known fact every single tripfaggot here is either a paedo or a tranny
St Edmund
St Edward the Confessor
St Alban
St Bede
St Swithun
St Chad
St Newman
there's more, but those are the ones i can name
You certainly sound like the voice of authority, yep.
Bless us st edmund blackadder
>janice is spotted teenage incell today
Chaos!
St Alban the First english Saint :)
>newsround article
>’he may have never stepped foot in England’
>stepped foot
It’s all so tiresome.
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fuck niggers, jews, jannies and northern ireland
morning lad