/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3398

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>those days will be gone forever

>COUNTRIES LIST
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>LATEST CHANGES
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how long do we have to wait before the world either h-bombs or annexes all of China

Anyone got the link where it's documented that patients die of heart attacks?

But what is the flu? It's not one disease.

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He spams the refresh button

I participated in the USC study and have the antibody.

Had mild symptoms in Jan, took a few days off but then the day back I squatted 501lbs previous best was 460

I was never sick for the last 5-6 years because I'm so healthy so was surprised to get a fatigue and fever other than that I never broke 100° and just chilled

Anyone who gets btfo by this is a genetic dead end

fucking kek, this just happened today
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the epitome of "its just the flu" posters

Just pushing the envelope what it means to be serious.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_11_attacks
>The September 11 attacks (also referred to as 9/11)
>Deaths 2,996

think he died during it?

so the mortality rate is actually very low and its a nothing burger

guys . . . please stop this

this is the last time I was able to shop, its been over a month and all I bought was a sweatshirt, I havent been to the movies, or been able to get my car washed in so long . . .

I know you guys want a happening but this isnt right, you guys are hurting people's lives, please, guys, I need to consume . . . .

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pics from front lines

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>So you're saying you want to die from this. That explains it.
Dying from this is a win. Surviving it is a win. It's a win-only scenario.

>Corona Chan wreaks havoc on the planet, financial collapse, societal collapse, gubbamints fall, goodbye clownworld!
>Corona Chan just-a-flu's you
>Win
>Survive but see global collapse and die in it
>Win
>Survive and no more clownworld
>Win
It's pretty simple user.

Imagine you have a table, and people come to the table to play games. You approach the table, but see that the game is not only shit, it's also rigged. Somehow, other people do enjoy the game. You walk away from the table, not your cup of tea.
Then you see a big scary virus approach the table and flip the table. The people who played the game are outraged. "Oh my god! What has just happened?!", said one. "How terrible! My game is rekt! Oh no!", said another.
You, however, taking no part in the game, might just find the whole situation as... Entertaining. Or take some satisfaction in seeing the rigged game rekt, 'dat feel when the table is flipped'. Or not. You might grab some popcorn and enjoy the view, or not. Up to you. Either way, you're comfy watching the entire situation. You might feel sad / pity for the used-to-be-players-at-the-table-before-it-got-flipped.
Either way, sounds like a whole lot of not your problem.

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how the fuck do you grow a youtube channel? i made one for the quarantine to see if i could cash in on all the people staying at home glued to their screens, and literally the only views i get are the ones from my friends, despite hours and hours of editing and making genuinely funny content.
whats are the secret tips that only the big guys know?

we maori now

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Nigga take water hose, nigga wash car. Nigga shop supermarket, nigga eat. Nigga download Avangars, nigga watch film.

▶ 15 new cases in Austria
▶ 177 new cases and 9 new deaths in Poland
▶ 81 new cases and 1 new death in Slovakia
▶ 4774 new cases and 42 new deaths in Russia
▶ 1037 new cases in Singapore

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I was monitoring the whole thing before cvg
but seriously, those four months feel so long

they pay for youtube to promote their shit, or they buy viewbotters until they get over a certain threshold where the algorithm starts recommending their channel

Schizophrenic thread

undiagnosed underlying conditions are basically mostly no conditions at all. it's a buzzword to make corona feel less threatening

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They're not counting deaths from home dumbfuck. Why do nothingburgers not take this into account?

you dont get it serbbro, we're inside now, all day . . .by ourselves, in our rooms . . . how can this be healyhy for normal human beings . . .

You matter. What you do matters. You are important and you are loved. Please never forget that.

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the only way out of this ride is suicide

This. There is no such thing as a healthy person, there's just incomplete diagnosis.

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Never question Gary’s powers. Ever.

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>he doesn't walks long hours on the beach
>he doesn't jogging in the forest
>he doesn't gets that vitamin D
Problem?
Because i don't have these problems, i can do all those things.

The study is absolute shit, that's all

ah yes, good old nothingburger days

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His face is abnormally long.

take me back

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>liberal nurses doing cultural appropriation

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This. Just over twice as deadly as the flu. We're wrecking the economy over it.

open the country NOW

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nowadays we have plenty of conditions which allow us to carry out our lives without visible problems but when corona hits, suddenly it's a serious condition
> YFW minimum CFR is now 6.9%

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▶ 271 new cases and 16 new deaths in the Philippines

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This cunt is peak boomer... Even Glow worm Anderson Cockholster is taken aback...
WEW!
The SECOND part of WAVE ONE is going to be FUCKING DELICIOUS.

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Too bad you live in a shithole where those things aren't right next to your hand.

I'm so jealous

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>Becky and Jackie and Samantha and Brittany and Amy and Allie and Jessica and Christina and Kelsie and Keisha and Sharece and Amanda and Rebecca and Emily and Cherrie and Jenna and Mandy and Rachel...
Where are the men at?
>Oh, they're working.

It really is amazing
Was she drunk? Retarded? Senile?

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Still not nearly as successful as PewDiePie or that thot selling bathing tub water.

WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR FAUCI???

>578 new cases and 13 new deaths in Ukraine

i'm still comfy

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>Then you see a big scary virus approach the table and flip the table.

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THEYRE ALL CLOSED ASSHOLE ITS ALL FUCKING CLOSED

THE CASINOS THE TRAILS THE MASSAGE PARLORS THE CAFÉS

E V E R Y T H I N G

HOW CAN YOU COPE?

HOW CAN YOU *COPE*?!?!?

I'M AT MY LIMIT!!

not to be a sexist or anything but aren't there more women nurses than men?

>not to be a sexist or anything
are you seriously worrying about this in the middle of this pandemic?

what? stupid dumb ass nigger cfr is low as shit

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Well user, when i try to go jogging, i am not going to drive 100 miles to forest. Nigga go outside, nigga jog. Well yes, i agree restaurants are closed, that's bad, but i wouldn't call McDonald's restaurant anyway. LOL relax.

Based colonialism

>What does ozone smell like?
It doesn't really have a smell, by that I mean, when you sniff a normal amount of ozone, your nose will start burning and you instantly want to breathe out. If you have to enter any area you suspect has ozone you should make sure you have a full lung of air incase you need to breathe out.

When the ozone levels died down wafts of ozone were more irritating than they had a smell so you feel it more than you smell it, but if I had to give it a smell it smells kind of like how blood tastes, kind of metallic and strong. Not a nice smell at all, it smells bad.

MAJOR DISRUPTION TO THE FOOD SUPPLY CHAIN, ANOTHER LARGE FOOD PLANT CLOSED
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I'm just a nice person :)

let's hope so

seriously, nothingburgers doesn't deserve to survive.

it's not that it isn't wrong to think critcial about this whole situation, but these guys are just in denial mode
they propably would still say nothingburger if they where coofing blood

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Are you fuckin gay or so? Wtf dude!

A new stimulus bill has been proposed and it's called. "The emergency money for the people act."

If passed. The bill will pay americans $2,000 a month for up to 6 months.

Here is a petition. Sign it.

chng.it/9fnz5LgHrj

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184,352/2,646,247 = 7%
don't be a faggot, we are not talking about age brackets
> inb4 you're gonna die from corona thanks to underlying faggotry

Nothing burgers should get special clearance and special designated place where they can work and never leave, they can send finished products through a hole in the wall.

>more threads than white deaths

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>italy
>white

that's because the men are the doctors

▶ 72 new cases and 1 new death in Kazakhstan
▶ 161 new cases in Denmark

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what's with the brosnan hype lately?

what did he do / what happend ?

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Kek

>herd immunity to a virus there is no immunity, cure or treatment
Wow Sweden sure likes to damage their organs, no worries, lots of niggers can take their place.

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Don't lazy niggers get enough free hand outs? I didn't even need the stimulus so I spent the $1200 on a new speaker system just so I could have a receipt for how inept the federal govt is

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Another kike. Can burgers ever do anything without kikes wiping their fat asses?

soon americans will experience a real nothingburger

Australia can boost food production easy as, we're already in abundance of food, more than half is exported I'm pretty sure. I think we can up it easy

nothing burgers are actually not being critical but they're just in denial
it's the same shit since january
> it's just a flu
> *flu stats prove bullshit*
> it's everywhere and no one sees it
> *stanford writes a retarded article dissed by everyone with a brain*
> it's still a nothing burger
> a 18yo dies without any explanation
> glassed lungs may not recover and severe lung capacity impairment may be permanent
> hurr durr nothing burger (proceeds to lick toilet bowls)

Haha i actually do, i kept posting shit like “i hope that it suddenly gets much worse so i dont have to go to work tomorrow”

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