POL BTFO
>false
>microsoft akschuallty patented # 2020 60606
Fucking hell..
Why did snopes even add the biased, unrelated information at the bottom? Either Microsoft owns patent 666 or it's plainly false.
>obama gunned down 20 children on a tuesday
>mostly false, it was a wednesday
tiresome
This is more red pilling than the Yas Forums threads.. so it's actually true that the patent is 666? Crap.
That's a provisional patent number I believe.
Pretty much you submit it and they store it. Dunno what WO means but US means US patent office.
Why does google now keep pushing these mythbuster sites?
It's just ass-covering.
That same site lied about pepsi using fetal kidney cells in their flavourings. Called it a false rumour. But further down I find MSM articles stating that Pepsi will be officially discontinuing using kidney fetal cells in its drinks.
Gee. You can't discontinue something unless you were actually doing it at some point. I guess the rumour turned out to be true afterall.
But thanks anyway Google.
Never drinking pepsi again.
All so tiresome.. do we just sit around and wait for the inevitable?
Yep, creepy shit, indeed.
Mentions human body activity / work used to mine crypto. Brainwave acti ity, body temp, blood flow, online activity.
Neet automated paradise soon!
2020 06 06 06
But does this mean I get Microsoft coins from walking around, or do I get more by staying still at home?
>Microsoft *does* have a patent for a cryptocurrency system using body activity data but it at least is not literally patent 666
Well that's all right then...
>mostly false
So also mostly true?
You guys.
Clown world has me shaking with rage.
I think I might do something stupid soon.
>2020
>06 06 06
sure, forbes
Don't do anything crazy user we will need you.
Are patent numbers assigned automatically? Did MS choose this patent number?
They also made real human taste receptors in the lab, then seen what chemicals interacted with them to make new flavor combinations. I'm not even mad, that's impressive.
It can't be because 666 is surely taken, I'm sure they done literally the closest thing possible, which was the year date then place holders in front of the 6's.
Stay, but spread the knowledge regardless of the consequences. You can partially reveal your power level strategically to influence those around you.
Ok
I am now redpilled
>Trump says the sky is blue
>PANTS ON FIRE
>The sky is in fact black at night, and at certain times, yellow, orange, and pink. The sky is blue only under certain conditions.
Someone post the "fact check" image saying Hillary didn't in fact acid wash electronic emails but instead used a service called Bleach
If something is mostly false, it cannot also be mostly true. Your anger is clouding your comprehension.
>MOSTLY
It means your slavemaster won't pay you until your body chip says you've done all the work, then when you say you don't want the chip they either kill you or ban you from being able to buy or sell anything! :D
We need to ban Christian retards from Yas Forums, they waste a lot of time and energy of Yas Forums in moronic schizio kike bullshit
It's a fucking strawman, nobody ever said Microsoft owns "patent 666"
The patent number speaks for itself.
you mines crypto currency by completing the tasks you are given. for example: bill gates says suck a trannys dick or you cant buy food. this patent is for the system that measures your tranny fellatio and uses those actions to mine crypto, which you then may or may not receive a portion of.
>"It's false because that's not the number of the patent!"
So they don't actually deny the existence of the patent?
Look at it like this: WO 2020 06 06 06 A1
I could see the use for something like this sure, you could do things like give employees bonuses based on staying in shape at a corporation.
But any right-minded person isn't going to go for any of this mark of the beast bullshit and get chipped/allow their kids to be chipped. It's gonna be s_0y boys doing it and they will become even further into their own stereotype.
If they try to force getting chipped anytime soon, there would be a religious revival in the U.S. and people would chimp the fuck out.
Year 2020
Month 06 July
Day 06
Time 06
A1 mother of god it's in the best steak sauce