New Zealand Lockdown Comfy Thread

Kiwifags, get in here! How's your evening going? I'm just waiting for my pork chops and roast spuds to cook. Might have a glass of whiskey to compliment.

- NUMBERS -
>Total cases: 1,451 (+3)
>Total recovered: 1,065
>Total dead: 16 (+2) All elderly
>Total in ICU: 2
>Total cases still active: 370

Guess how many people came into New Zealand yesterday? ZERO. Literally zero.

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How you do you guys and girls feel about the Maori road blocks up north?

Police commisioner basically said they don't wana enforce the law because the people doing the road blocks are Maori.

No shit, it's my first thread I've made today.

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Just imagine eating pork like a filthy goy

y'all looking forward to maccas on tuesday?

I find it amusing. I also find it amusing how the Police Minister cucked to them.

Are they still a thing?

As much as I'd love a Big Mac, I'm definitely not getting any, because I know the queues are going to be going up the road. Fuck that. I'd rather get some fish n chips from my local chip shop.
Also as a courier driver I can see the massive queues causing traffic issues for me.

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yeah think hone is still doing it, honestly I don't care about it, I've never been north of Auckland, try to avoid going north of Taupo.

North has the horiest Maoris and our police force is still full of women and (((community cuntstables)))

hmm I might wait until like 3am wednesday or something. so long as they are still doing 24 hours, otherwise get delivery, sure it costs more, but damn, I really want some maccas.

kiwis have hivemind, its been an eyeopener to see how much goodie two shoes kiwis are.

we'd be easy invaded and overun with no opposition. you imagine if the chinks invaded nz, people would be on the shores welcoming them. fucking sheeple.

I honestly think McDelivery might be the way to go, at least you won't have to sit idle in your car like you're on the Auckland motorway for an hour. The local food delivery drivers here are students anyway so if it makes them a bit of money that's alright with me

tfw no lockdown gf

I honestly can't believe how many people rolled over and obeyed the government the moment they flexed their arm a little.
We went from a nation of "she'll be right" to a nation of snitches and narks overnight.

just a warning, stay the fuck away from any kfc's on thursday past 6pm, dole day gonna be the hardest in decades.

only boonga's would sit in their minivans for an 1 hour for macca's

Don't feel bad bro. I've had my gf and her sister here with me at my house this whole lockdown, and it's been shit. We have argued a lot, and it's been a generally miserable time. I broke up with her a week ago and she's been on the couch since. When I come home from work I hide away in my room.
Once we drop down to level 3 I'm moving her and her sister out, I honestly cannot wait to have my house to myself again.

yep, its fucked. ive been out working in rural areas for work during this and they are pretty based about the whole situation.

went the beach for a walk yesterday, entire boonga family have a lay down and a picnic.

got to the end and walked back, someone called the police on them and were escorting them off the beach, they made a huge scene about it.

Simps backing the level 4 lockdown because they swallow everything Simon Dallow feeds them.

Not with those fucking queues, I'm not

What's happened to all the house burglars and Facebook sales with everyone at home?

is the gf being an egg about everything? her sister has been her spy. thats shit situation.

Rate my dinner, niggers. Got some pepper gravy to go with as well.

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wheres the vegies brah!

Nice! Is it rare or medium rare? Although he's a kike, I suggest watching chef john on youtube.

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Had given up smoking for the lockdown, caved and bought a pack of cigs yesterday. Smoked 10 then threw the rest away. It's just so fucking boring. I wish something exciting would happen, like Kim Jong Un is really dead and his sis goes nuclear psycho on Worst Korea.

Slow cooked, nice and tender.
Gf and her sister ate them all and Saturday is grocery day. Could've done with some carrots and broccoli though

i bet your fridge is full of weird shit with those girls around.

1/10

show us what you cooked you fat cunt.

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$50 million for the cocksucking parasites at Stuff and The Spinoff while lung cancer drugs go unfunded, fantastic stuff. #BeKind

we are on the brink of a world war i reckon user, your wish will come sooner than you think

and good on you for throwing them out

Look after Wayne grant you Netto Australians

sounds fun

I’m fucking mad, had to cancel my move to the bay of islands.

Yeah, that's the thing that has blown me out of the water. The way people bought into this shit is unbelievable. I have friends who I thought had some brains basically parrot the whole government line. Like fucking zombies.
Then the way so many employers have taken advantage of this situation to fuck over their workers, in lots of big and little ways.
Finally, through this whole drama I have yet to hear one panel comprised of medical doctors publicly express their opinion on prognosis and preventative measures. The only information has been from government sources, politicians, and a media which has proven itself to have near zero credibility.

Fuck this cucked country

You said that before, nice, threesome or kick them out

What specifically makes you think that? The Iran thing today? I'm pretty sure Kim Jong Un is still alive, probably is ill though.

How did you manage to escape?

drop the meme flag, faggot. THat said, AI do agree. Although I reckon that more money needs to go to researching prostate cancer as I heard that more men die of that than women of breast cancer but where does all the attention go to?
as a happeningfag, I fucking love this timeline.

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And don't you dare criticise our precious Jacinda, otherwise, the internet lynch mob will come after you
>she doing a good job

Kek they'll all be at kfry, I heard they were buying en masse before the lockdown and freezing it

looks like shit, no wonder your gf left you.

>Guess how many people came into New Zealand yesterday? ZERO. Literally zero.
I wish that were true

>I don't usually vote Labour but she's doing awesome

I still won't vote her that cunt, but imagine any other party right now.

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lung cancer drugs going unfunded, cheapest pack of ciggies is now like $30 with >80% of that price being tax

Today a friendly neighbour came up to us within 2 metres distance over the fence to introduce themselves after 2 years living next to each other and not saying a word. To make it worse, the first thing she did was have a coughing fit right in front of us while barely covering her mouth with her fist.

Shes a spreader isnt she?

the local maccas isn't drive through and recently removed their mc cafe window. lol sucked in

no, I'm not a fucken pleb who eats processed shit

you can go for a walk on the beach, no just have a day out

Fuck yes mommy Cindy you are our superstar! Most beautiful prime minister ever

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Is NZ worse than Australia for being cucked by China?

you poor bastard, I feel for you man, I really do. I've been in my fortress of solitude and going for green belt walks daily.

i believe that. fuck they are fat. ive been to a couple of pacific islands, and the locals have normal bodies. but over here they just eat piles of nasty shit and turn into sumo's

Threesome is the only solution nigger

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render the fat more next time & get some greens in ya that aren't jameson

what the fuck, that's helen clark

shoulda kept hidden away somewhere, you never know when you need a sneaky frank underwood dart, or trade