DPRK News coming up

Coming up in a few minutes (top of the hour). Live KCNA from North Korea. I don't think he is dead, but who knows? Check for yourselves. They usually start with news.

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Hope dear leader is all good

Hope so. No matter what happens, they always start with the National Anthem and a few musical interludes. So, it might be a few minutes before they report anything worth reporting.

He's OK. They are playing happy schedule stuff!!

Kino

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NKTV is ALWAYS kino. Interesting stories, good info, great cinematography. No commercials. They know how to do TV right.

Comfy af

I don't speak circle-corner though

Just sit back and relax. They will entertain you.

what was the news?

> no North Korean gf
Why even live

>circle-corner

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I unironically love north korea. I hope Kim is good and Trump sets up a meeting in the future

Oh I'm comfy af drinking in the Kino. Just wish I could understand what they're saying. In any case, looks like Kim is still alive at the very least?

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it's a fucking show about women's clothing, where is the fucking NEWS?

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No news yet. Hang in there. But know the is there was Big News, they would lead with it. And they didn't.

It would be bad news if he died honestly

Saw a documentary on NK cooking. It's amazing.

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>tfw no NK waifu to handmake your suits

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dprkchan xyz

They make a lot from what they have.

The "news" won't be on for another 90 minutes or so.
Just admire the monochrome women's outfits and the fabric display our Glorious Leader has graced with his touch, you bigot!
Look...you can get hand-creams and shoes at the Glorious Department store!
Waterslides!!! A woman who speaks like she's exasperated.
This is top-notch broadcasting.

Gibba sip

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i dont know if it would be as simple as a news alert. they would probably announce it from trucks driving through the city and countryside so all the citizens could come out and mourn as hard as possible.

>circle corner
Kek

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>that empty ass water park
How many people do you think actually use that

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>How many people do you think actually use that
i wouldnt use it. looks gay as fuck

The operatic response is not some kind of fake bullshit. North (really all Koreans) are very emotional. I hope they don't have to display it again.

This music is fucking BANGIN motherfucker!

Dear Leader

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they are showing pictures of him with sad music playing.. and then a sunset

it's over lads!

this is kino

The music is kind of sad. I am worried.

is he dead? ching chongs confirm?

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Is he alive?

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If he dies, there will be a HUGE funeral.

If Kim is dead that means Trump is next.

now happy music?
you'd think if dear leader keeled over it'd take priority over this happy shit

why the fuck is dprk tv so fucking kino and based???

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DPRKpop > Kpop

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When the fuck does the news start. Get this propaganda out of my face and show me my new Supreme Leader

Based on what? Dumb fuck

>propaganda

we fuckin' dancin' here

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>Based on what?

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Much greater.

Coming up now.

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anyone know what happened when Ill died in terms of how they broke the news?

Koreaboos pls translate

'fish is ded'

can confirm fossilised fish is new best korea president

what the fuck are they saying

they have more ads than an episode of better call saul on amc

It's a dead fish. It's a chink message, Kim sleeps with the fishes.

is this fucking antiques roadshow right now

As I recall it was rumors but DPRK didn't say shit for days, then it came out? I think that's right.

"the fields are dry, and the lakes have gone. With technology, we can inject new life into them"

oh shit

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They are saying that you westerners know NOTHING about DNA or Ecology.

based

"Many invasive species and bacteria have plagued our farmers. New techniques in the specialization of biotechnology may show promise"

I would get drunk in that lazy river

How do I turn on subtitles?

Glory to Supreme Leader Kim Chong Un

EBOLA