/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3397

► Detected: 2,638,909 (+3,193) ► Died: 184,249 (+183) ► Day: 105 (-20:37:00)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 10.0x more confirmed deaths than H1N1 flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 3,170 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Virus killed more Americans in 1 month than the flu in 1 year
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Over 28,000 deaths went unreported in 10 countries
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Yas Forums leaked passwords from WHO, CDC, Gates Foundation, Wuhan biolab
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Virus lingers in eyes even after clearance from nose
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Virus stays in air for 12 hours, longer than expected
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Antibody tests detect unrelated coronaviruses infections
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>ARCHIVE
Infection might cause male infertility
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There are now 8 major strains circling the globe
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New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
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People are not being tested in Japan despite symptoms
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Ecuador is dumping, burning bodies in the streets
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Spike in deaths in NY already visible in mortality rates
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>LATEST
▶ 57 new cases and 1 new death in Bulgaria
▶ 427 new cases in India
▶ 28 new cases in Lithuania
▶ 3 new cases in Nepal
▶ 437 new cases and 12 new deaths in Pakistan
▶ 13 new cases and 1 new death in Thailand
▶ 56 new cases in Kazakhstan
▶ 375 new cases and 22 new deaths in the United States
▶ 63 new cases and 3 new deaths in Bolivia

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Burger of nothing

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Died: 184,249 (+183)
How long has it been? 4 days, 5 days?

faggot

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Nigger

Stop being gay

Corona chan has made me hate my family so much. They keep going out to eat,hair cuts,grocery store everyday, go out, drink, they have gone to every place that isn't closed. We live in a city. I prepared for them got them food,water,weapons,etc. They wont listen, they dont give af if I have asthma and I have good chance of dying from this. I hate them so much guys. I'll adjust my sleep schedule just so I dont have to see them no more. I have them with every ounce of my body. I'm done pretending everything was my fault. As a kid I would tell myself I was the one in the wrong. But now I know who was really in the wrong. I truly hate them/pol/. What do

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>Dead: 184,040
lol, still only 184,040.
How many days has it been stuck at 184,040? Four days? Five days?

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YOU KNOW WHAT DO TO FAGGOTS GO GO GO!!!!

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links with passwords and user names
From bill gates foundation , CDC, Wuhan Virology institute,WHO, and NHI. Not sure if honey pot. Use vpn, take care, love you faggots

Imagine how many people ACTUALLY have it too. Fucking laughable even with the jacked up numbers!

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>marketwatch.com/story/santa-clara-county-officials-identify-additional-covid-19-deaths-2020-04-22?mod=marketwatch-first-take
EARLY COMMUNITY TRANSMISSION CONFIRMED IN USA

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Rolling for civil unrest in Alberta with fatalities

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Reminder locusts in East Africa. Impending famine that will starve hundreds of millions expected.

Country lockdown got removed today.
It's a fucking nothing burger.

Shuddup Gary

LOOK AT OPS OBJECTIVE

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How many of you are npcs?

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no famine for Piers or Xi JinPing's daughter, user

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s-she's slowing down guys..
Here people are prasing God like never before, 'It's all about the prayers' they say. Everyone thinks they've won the battle.

Is corona beaten?

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OP is a jew not an NPC as seen here

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 849,092 (47,681) #2 Spain 208,389 (21,717) #3 Italy 187,327 (25,085) #4 France 159,877 (21,340) #5 Germany 150,648 (5,315) #6 United Kingdom 133,495 (18,100) #7 Turkey 98,674 (2,376) #8 Iran 85,996 (5,391) #9 China 82,798 (4,632) #10 Russia 57,999 (513) #11 Brazil 46,182 (2,924) #12 Belgium 41,889 (6,262) #13 Canada 40,190 (1,974) #14 Netherlands 34,842 (4,054) #15 Switzerland 28,268 (1,509) #16 Portugal 21,982 (785) #17 India 21,797 (681) #18 Peru 19,250 (530) #19 Ireland 16,671 (769) #20 Sweden 16,004 (1,937) #21 Austria 14,925 (510) #22 Israel 14,498 (189) #23 Saudi Arabia 12,772 (114) #24 Japan 11,950 (299) #25 Chile 11,296 (160) #26 Ecuador 10,850 (537) #27 South Korea 10,702 (240) #28 Mexico 10,544 (970) #29 Pakistan 10,513 (224) #30 Poland 10,169 (426) #31 Singapore 10,141 (12) #32 Romania 9,710 (524) #33 United Arab Emirates 8,238 (52) #34 Denmark 7,912 (384) #35 Indonesia 7,418 (635)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +1,043 (+113) #2 Pakistan +437 (+12) #3 Brazil +425 (+18) #4 United States +375 (+22) #5 Panama +171 (+3) #6 Bolivia +63 (+3) #7 Bulgaria +57 (+1) #8 Guatemala +26 (+2) #9 Thailand +13 (+1) #10 Australia +11 (+1) #11 Honduras +9 (+1) #12 South Korea +8 (+2) #13 New Zealand +3 (+2) #14 Sint Maarten +2 (+1) #15 El Salvador (+1) #16 India +427 #17 Kazakhstan +56 #18 Lithuania +28 #19 Sudan +22 #20 China +10 #21 Myanmar +4 #22 Nepal +3…

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youtu.be/1g3jmtmx5kU
do you agree with the lockdown cvg?

>you and several other anons to post non-stop here
Imagine this - the board exists for Anons to post here. Shocking. I know. Asking why Anons posts on a board, is like asking why there are fish in the ocean.
>why customers go to a bakery to buy bread
>wtf is up with that
>many mystery, such unknown
Cmon you can do better than that.

>but as soon as anyone starts trolling your asses you faggots get all pissy?
You were spamming the thread 24/7 with same few low effort anti-China pics, trying to get Anons to do the shilling for you.

>Anons talk, meme and shitpost about the virus
>Shill provocateur: Lmao fuck Xi's daughter, right? Let's make memes about Xi's daughter, the dirty little chink slut, bet she fucks dogs too.
>Thread goes on, some anons react, some don't
>500 posts later of same spam
>Anons: Wtf is up with that shill? Did the shill broke?
>Shill provocateur: LMAO NOT A SHILL, NO U SHILL, REEEEEE, BTW *smokescreen*

>Oh, and why /cvg/ like Billy Gates so much? Never really understood that, care to enlighten me?
Low effort deflection / derailment is low effort.

>you're really retarded
You're telling me things Shill-user that I can not possibly be unaware of.

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rerolling for faggot because Calgary can't stay inside for 5 minutes and has to be the reason no one can leave.
Gods punishment is NA stain mutation gain of function for carditis.

Well good news is that asthma is no longer considered a comorbidity with COVID because it doesn't make atypical ARDS. I think there's some research that asthma patients aren't overrepresented in the death counts.

>for me, it's force-feeding Xi JinPing's daughter

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better that you see now than see later if you really werent trying to die earlier
im trying to spread it myself but i get the idea of your situation because it's like a reversal of mine

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what an essay aspie

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Will there really be a second wave?

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yes

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kek
You didn't profit off of the coronapocalypse?
Are you stupid or something?
I invested in an n95 mask company and made 18k off of 200 bucks

>Filtered posts, the thread
The spam and botposts every thread are out of control

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Keep up the good work. China will lose World War Meme.

Rick Astley distorted from COVID-19

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>Xi JinPing
She needs lot of feeding, I got your back

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Shhhhhhhhh

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i'm still waiting for the force-feeding r34
need to wait for the dude to end the biden shit that's commissioned by other anons

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How does Vietnam have so few cases and deaths? Is it your diet?

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32315980

An individual with MS with complete b-cell depletion from drug therapy, only experienced a mild acute illness.

Another low-immune system anecdote showing that it's not a risk factor and might actually be beneficial.

>500 people, in all of Canada, are in serious or critical condition from Covid-19
>our High IQ government is saying we're going to be in lockdown forever

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youtube.com/watch?v=mCerJV6R-aQ&feature=emb_title
Sounds like it's going to get bad if China is any indicator

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>nothingburgers less intelligent than degenerate dudeweeders operating on half their original neurons

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>depression/suicide hotline calls massively up
>people literally suicidal because they can't go out to pubs/clubs for a few weeks
What the FUCK is wrong with normalfags?

▶ 116 new cases and 14 new deaths in Hungary

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I really hope your area opens back up.

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They have to deal with their families

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how can i filter a memeflag?

A.B.F.
ALWAYS BE FEEDING

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We closed the border as soon as the first death got reported in Wuhan.
Basically we took it serious from the start.
We don't want to take chances with the chink virus.

that's what i'm talking about

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plus 1 Argentinian faggot jew mod and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

>tfw

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>few sentences
>what an essay
Did you develop this logic flow from judging the size of your dick?
>few centimetres
>what an anaconda

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Get 4chanx in the settings you can filter out specific flags.

correct and checked

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Every single one of you nothingburger fags deserve death. To spout your bullshit you must either be retarded, in which case you should be euthanized for the betterment of humanity, or you must be shilling for an evil agenda, in which case you should be executed for your crimes. If I am ever fortunate enough to be in the position to get away with killing one of you, I will gladly do it. I will murder you and sleep like a baby.

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Do we have any insiders that know what is going on with testing in CA? The hell is with them putting up over 150k test results in a single day? This shit is totally fucky.

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based nippanon

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thanks

How's coronachan doing in Japan?

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Just open up this shithole because it's just a flu bro :^)

wwyd if you had Xi JinPing's daughter all by yourself to force-feed with corn and deenz?

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Is it evil for me to hope it takes out as many retards as possible? When the protests started happening I audibly keked.

You guys will end up better than South Korea and Singapore perhaps.

>Mods will get here soon enough.

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>Feed me daddy edition thread number #3397

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Remember a week or two ago when Sweden was supposed to disprove coronavirus? How's that going now?

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Do you have the r34 yet?