Does redbull have BULL sperm in it?

is this full of bull sperm?

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Sounds like bull to me... LOLZ

XD LOLZZZ

epic

Red bull gives you wings(kills you).

No, but the idea of it gives you that test boost

Based and cutepilled :3

Yes, the government doesn't want you to know this. That's precisely why it's so expensive, the costs of keeping healthy bulls strapped into masturbation machines is outrageous. This affects all major energy drinks, not just Red Bull. The semen, spirit, of these animals is deeply tied with Lucifer and can be used for temporary Satanic influence. Use of energy drinks was established by the Mossad in 1972 and most public documents try to censor and cover this up.

WAKE UP PEOPLE, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PAYING FOR FUCKING SUGAR???

Red bull gives you swagger

We should make our own drink and call it "Black Bvll" and we can put real sperm in it from black bvlls. I'm thinking maybe 10% sperm. We just hook the bbc to one of those ball drainer killing machines the nazi used, but modify it so it doesn't kill them. Who's in?

If you drink caffeine or energy drinks you're a stupid cunt.

not like it would be the first sperm you ingested today

Lol was this the same masturbation machines used in the holohoax

I get energy drinks but why not coffee

Nah, it's jew piss I heard.

Coffee is awful for you and is a drug like any other. So many mindless drones are addicted to that shit. Go without it for a week and you'll never 'need' it again.

Is "taurine" really bull sperm? Is this how I get normies off of energy drinks? Just tell them they are drinking bull cum lol

I remember hearing this from someone in 7th grade 2005. This and that you need can surgically get your rib removed to suck your own dick.

I'm curious what kind of 1950s auto masturbater would look like

I'm just sleepy but I don't wanna go to sleep quite yet. Any suggestions?

I wish

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was that ant supposed to trigger me? fuck you I fixed it

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Only yours fagget

Rail a line of adderall/dexies/your stimulant of choice

My cousin (he's from Austria) used to work for Red Bull on the production line. He assures me that the only sperm in the product was his and one of his co-workers, from when they used to have jack-off contests late at night. So no, no bull sperm. Quit starting rumours, OP.

no its soda

That's illegal you know

put me in the screen shot guys : D

If it's just mindlessly browsing Yas Forums, then go to sleep.
If it because you need to finish some work then go to bed and use your time better next time. Coffee is bad for you

cumskins have been drinking Bull cum for years and had no idea kek

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Not only bull, but swine sperm too

Only one way to find out.

Yes

this guy fucks

What's the one way to find out

You know.

get your mom a can and ask her what she says after tasting it.