Can someone red pill me on nudist? It seems like a way for dirty old perverts to look at naked kids if you ask me...

Clothes keep people's ass juices from getting all over things. Clothing serves a very utilitarian purpose that's the reason most people wear them

>blacks beach in San Diego
Nice beach, but the regulars there are like the dirty old perverts that OP described. Like the other user stated, it's fully of naked gay men going full PDA with erections and everything.

The whole Internet was, but it's too late now. Those days will never come again.

Why?

>all those babycocks.

I have to wear long sleeves and a shit ton of sun protection, but even if I didnt it seems wrong. Our shame is the result of sin.

>ass juices
use a coaster

Awww, who's a big boy? Yes, who's a .. who's a booy mmmm

Babies don't have shame but we still put diapers on them so they don't get shit all over everything. I don't want some adults sitting on my couch as naked after they just took a shit. I think there's reasons beyond just shame to wear cloths.

Pedo spotted

I like girls feet so they’re practically nude all summer

What if Rey was a nudist?

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>It seems like a way for dirty old perverts to look at naked kids if you ask me.
ya think?

Lol where's that Canadian he'll smash you with his faggy ground game.

Would probably look something like this. pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d6db832f2bec

Post pics of nudist children or gtfo!

Pasta

That granny has some nice tits.

You must not be familiar with the history of Yas Forums because cheese pizza is never allowed.

Look at all those tiny pee pees.

based nudist dabbing on prude mutts jesus was a nudist you deadshit!

Nudists are part of the homo problem.

Post more nudist pictures.
I wanna compare my dick to theirs.

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this

It is, I dated a hot girl raised nudist and she was just obsessed with sex. It was great but sad. That’s all she knew and it was kind of awkward because she’s not really a full person. Like first 40 days fuck whoever you want and she wants to go share things in her life so we end up nude beach vollyball but I am not used to it and get turned on easily so turns out they kinda just fuck and do oral near each other like you go away some but the rule is to just sort of not watch but do what you want. It was hot as fuck but the point isn’t sex to them. Like they want a normal beach day and just take care of what they need to and want to keep hanging out naked. It’s great at first then you notice at a food place that there are younger people and creepy adults just watching them and you realize that used to be the girl you’re dating.

That's not fair.

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If you implement weight classes you’d only fight other americans

80% of people are disgusting slobs that should never be seen naked, fortunately most of those people and know they're disgusting and would never go to a nude beach.

How do they even get erections?

I’ve been it a steel cage though, I doubt you have

>tiny white penises
Lmao

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>lay on your stomach.
that's like a start of a gay porno

whores get lots of attention in nudists community

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>slithers around beach on stomach

Why is that man's ballsack so large?

Fun fact, I visited a nudist colony in Florida like 2 yrs ago and I kind of got carried away lol. It's crazy man, my head got flooded with pure lust and I just started beating off behind women at the bar. Long story short some fucking bitch got really freaked when I jerked off on her as she was sun bathing and they basically hauled me out of there. I was confused so I asked their little cult leader "aren't you going to call the police?" he just says "kid....if you don't leave this compound in the next 5 minutes, the police will be the least of your problems" so I just high tailed it outta there.

New pasta???????
Is this a new pasta, I didn’t get the email from PR

Even when wearing nothing else, that faggot still sports his fedora

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It's bait he pasted this on other thread's ignore it.

Sounds hot, why the fuck you brake up with her? Sex anywhere you want anytime? Just imagine being in a long line at Disneyland and your bored so you just start fucking to assert your dominance over the normies, so fucking hot!

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Everyone realised morality was anti establishment

cope. if everyone on Yas Forums was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be one of the last 100 standing

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students, soldier boys and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

youtu.be/JX0oFQQ-a9U

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Is this new pasta?

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I think I was at the "showroom" for a sex cult.

>Nudist event ex dragged me to at a mansion
>"No sex allowed in public"
>2/3rds of the attendees were over 50
>Weird culty shit like everyone hold hands in a circle, smear each other with "cocoa herbal body scrub" made from probably nesquik and cooking oil.
>All the fat chicks would start making out with anyone, take them into a bathroom, then leave in the first 15 minutes.
>Free booze. That might have been the best part.
>Black guys pissed if your dinghy is the same size.
>Young women looking for sugar daddies
>Some groups trying to be "sexually adventurous" but just doing awkward shit.
>Drug dealers trying to get with women using drugs
>Shady Isreali women who were really friendly to everyone.
>Military guys who were colonels or admirals, high ranking.
>The younger guys were computer intel or something and the rest were MPs.
>Women would fuck the guys with the huge dicks in the shower then walk of shame out.
>Quite a few attractive women showing up, looking around, then nopeing out.
>Old guys who I was told were feds, too.

The party was used to invite people to other "events"

>Swinger's club with porn actresses/actors
>They looked slimy and gross as humans. Not nice, and just a dirty feeling about them, even though they were physically attractive.
>Hard to explain, but it's like that feeling your asshole gets after not showering for at least 3 days, except it's a person.

There was this other cult activity held at other times they would try to invite people to.

>Everyone sit in a circle and you can only talk if you have the stick.
>Talking stick.
>You have to tell personal secrets, ask them.
>Everything run by a guy in a suit, who controlled the magic stick of talking.

I also find it a bit suspicious that they would send the one lady's 3 year old boy walking around people for a bit before he was taken away. I never saw anything happen to him or sexual around him.

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Wow! You go big guy!

>I would easily be one of the last 100 standing

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Damn this blew up, wasn’t the first of this shit pasta like a week ago?

Is this Yas Forums pasta? I stopped going there after figuring out what I needed. Too many faggots.

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