My girlfriend is mad because I don't believe in ghosts

Why do women believe in so many fantastical things? Same thing with socialism and spiritualism.

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A woman should never try to force her man to conform to her beliefs. It means she doesn't respect you.

Be a man and get her in line, that's your job. Women are retarded.

I had an ex like that. I thought it was stupid but whatever, it made her happy so i ignored it.

Why don't you believe in ghosts OP?

Imagine not feigning a belief in ghosts to go along with your girlfriend. Cringe. Pretend you heard something coming from the basement and act worried. Humor her

I have tried to convince her numerous times. Nothing sticks. She believes in a lot of paranormal and New Age bullshit.

Women tend to be very right brain, more so than men on average.

she is just larping and you are ruining her fun

1) What is a ghost made of?
If you can see them, they reflect light. How? What material is reflecting light? Ectoplasm?

If the materialist argument fails,
2) A "ghost" is somebody's "spirit." Spirit is consciousness. Therefore ghosts do exist, but lose their human quality when separated from their human body. They become raw consciousness.

I believe in them, i just dont think its a good thing to see them. My idea is youre dead youre at peace. Being a ghost would imply the person is not at peace which is kind of sad. My mom died 4 years ago from cancer. If i saw her ghost it would freak me out. No matter how much i miss her.

>What is a ghost made of?
monads. what's your point?

that sucks op, my mom is mad because i dont believe in wuhan flu and wont wear a mask.

But if someone said hey lets go to this haunted house, i would say no, i dont fuck around with that realm, quija boards all that dark shit. I dont entertain that shit. I think it opens doors that cant be closed. Its like I cant say I dont believe in them, because I will avoid them at all costs.

>Women tend to be very right brain, more so than men on average.

Akshually women have an underdeveloped right side brain compared to men.

Catholics called them souls in purgatory, so it's ok with Christian escatology, just pray for them, others could be demons actually

Ghosts do exist, you commie atheist.

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tell her if she doesnt shut her mouth shes gonna become a ghost.
then give her an evil smile

Don’t talk to your girlfriend about shit like that, man. Just smile and nod. Don’t risk turning over a bad rock and finding out your girl is a fucking retard. Smile, nod, and keep pumping away.

Ghosts are real. I've encountered Poltergeists.

Gtfo you dumb normie

>1) What is a ghost made of?
>If you can see them, they reflect light. How? What material is reflecting light? Ectoplasm?

Actually they seem to be generating light, not reflecting it.

>If the materialist argument fails,
>2) A "ghost" is somebody's "spirit." Spirit is consciousness. Therefore ghosts do exist, but lose their human quality when separated from their human body. They become raw consciousness.

You can "energize" a ghost to make it visible, which ties in with what I wrote before. You can even talk to it if you have a special electronic appliance. The downside is that a disproportionate amount of ghosts seem to be mentally ill or maybe just are the ghosts of crack niggers.

>girlfriend

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Light argument is a great point. She kept saying that a ghost comes from the body's energy after a person dies. I told her that shit like thermal energy is consumed by bacteria (decay) and animals, so she then insisted that it was another unknowable force that creates a ghost.

>humor her

Ha. Faggot.

socialism, comunism, the moon landing, dinosaurs and evolution, and especially globe earth is all fake and gay
but demons and the spirit world is real

The after-life is real. But its not religious, its free for all. Full of lazy people.

Why does it bother you so much that she believes in dumb things? How does it harm you any? So she's a bit stupid. If you convince her to adopt your beliefs, she won't be any less stupid. She'll just be stupid with a better set of beliefs that she wasn't able to come to on her own. Unless her beliefs somehow put her or others in danger, let her have her fantasies. Women are basically children. Treat them as such.

Smash her in the face with your fist repeatedly. Then dress in her clothes and instruct her on how to clean the bog screaming nose to nose with bits of spittle flying off the corners of your mouth as you turn purple. It’s the only reasonable response.

t. angry ghost

Do you love her?
If yes, it doesn't matter. If she loves you too, in time you will come to an understanding, and perhaps she will adopt your beliefs.
If not, I wouldn't worry. Things will work out in time and you will find someone you actually love. If they are still a bit silly, refer to the 'yes' portion.

Did you make the call?

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I only got bothered because she got angry that I don't believe in them. This is the most ridiculous argument I've ever had with a girl.

>he does not believe in ghost

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Maybe she’s right.
I believe most spooky stuff could be real. Be in the wrong place at the wrong time and blamo, it gets you. So many missing people.

My girlfriend is into yoga, astrology, believes in ghosts, believes in date and that everything that happens to her including weather are part of God's plan for her life, believes in chakras and spiritual energy, but at the same time she's also not retarded and is a successful self made entrepreneur.

I’m scared now just thinking about them.
Girls not ghosts.

I mean believes in fate. Sorry, phoneposting.

It's only a matter of time til she does what they all do...

take heed, user

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Haha “right brained”
did you learn that in gender studies?

I unironically believe in ghosts, because I saw one as a child.

It was a really rare occurrence, haven't seen another one since.

My mom and my gf also believe in ghosts.
What the fuck is up with women and ghosts guys, pls explain

you suddenly get possessed by ghost of nigger rapist and asshole rape her for hours. when its over she has to apologize and forgive or she is both a ghost denier and a racist