AUS/POL/ - THURSDAY EDITION #2

Morning lads.

>Eastern Freeway crash: police arrest Porsche driver who fled scene after four Victoria police officers killed
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/apr/22/police-believed-to-be-involved-in-serious-crash-on-melbourne-freeway

>Sydney terror plotter who planned to kill Australian police has jail term reduced
7news.com.au/news/terrorism/sydney-terror-plotters-jail-term-reduced-c-987357

>How the coronavirus pandemic would look in Australia if Ruby Princess had never docked
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-23/coronavirus-across-australia-if-ruby-princess-never-docked/12172314

>Australia's coronavirus relief exclusions prove we are not all in this together
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/apr/23/australias-coronavirus-relief-exclusions-prove-we-are-not-all-in-this-together

>Australia wants WHO to have same powers of weapons inspectors
baka.com.au/politics/federal/australia-wants-who-to-have-same-powers-of-weapons-inspectors-20200422-p54m7i.html

>PM says banks must 'step up to the mark'
afr.com/politics/federal/australian-cases-rise-just-0-1pc-global-cases-pass-2-6-million-20200422-p54m50

>Footage of Dick Pussy driving his Porsche
youtube.com/watch?v=0kYDCjmyje0

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Pusey, who runs Switch Now Home Loans, is an avid social media user who frequently uploads videos of himself racing his Porsche 911.

His car, which was also filmed speeding down the same highway on March 21, also features prominently in his dozens of TripAdvisor reviews of anything from pubs to the Melbourne Airport Skybus.

'I like to drive behind the bus in my Porsche because it doesn't have wifi,' he wrote in a review of the Skybus in October 2018.

I set the cruise control so as to allow me to social network and all that cool new age type stuff that's all the rage.

'Me and my Porsche enjoy the day out doing this activity.'

In another review he referred to a helicopter service as a 'Porsche in the sky' and again spoke of his penchant for stealing the Skybus wifi.

'When I'm not racing my Porsche or chasing the sky bus for it's free wifi I like to get up and dance,' he wrote.

Pusey has 13 previous criminal charges against him, including theft and criminal damage charges he was due to face court over in the next two months.

He also had disputes with at least two tradesmen over a kitchen rebuild at his home that ended up in the Victorian Supreme Court.

Pusey previously made contact with police and was urged to turn himself in. He is currently assisting the Homicide Squad with the investigation.

Mohinder Singh Bajwa, the driver of the truck - who had a 'medical episode' - remains under police guard in hospital.

Three male officers - including one in his first week in the job - and a female senior constable who were standing in the emergency lane on the side of the freeway were killed when the out-of-control truck veered into the group.

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DICK PUSSY GENERAL

His name was dick pussy

>Mohinder Singh Bajwa, the driver of the truck
100% a Muslim that truck of peaced the cops to avenge his Christ Church comrades

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What is the whitest, most bogan area in Aus? Where would a Louisiana redneck be most happiest in?

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The daily drive

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>female senior constable
>poojeet truck driver
caused by women and immigrants

rural queensland

Far North QLD.

It's more an Indian name than a muslim though

>whitest
yeah nah

>A greasy wog named Dick Pussy and a pooinloo truck driver driving like he was in India murdered 4 white Australian tpolice officers yesterday

I'm honestly upset.

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Queensland.
The police here are essentially a military junta purely in the service of two things, Casinos and highway patrol jackboots.
The humidity is about the same as it is in Florida.

FUCK THE POLICE
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK STRAWBERRY FARMERS
FUCK CHINKS

"Far North"

>Australia wants WHO to have same powers of weapons inspectors
Fuck we are CCP owned

That's just a general Pajeet name. More likely to be Hindu.

so am i. it’s so fucked up. Big F

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based

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Is rampant alcoholism and at best thinly veiled racism tolerated? Im looking to chill with crocodile dundee motherfuckers. Massive institutional corruption is acceptable.

I had heard that Queensland is something of a police state?

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you'll be waiting a long time, there's a reason shooters had to join with fishers and farmers to become a voting bloc, and they're not that influential, just look at NSW state legislature

before the siege, there was nothing that was going to be done about it, greenies and GCA had to just sit there and seethe, no matter how many articles they put out saying how lever action shotguns "used cutting edge firearms technology" to circumvent the ban, or how they were "legal semi-autos". The Adler was banned by name within a week of the siege, and a 5 round tube was the compromise. It is still turk shit tho

Well guess the raid of his house might bring up some non related matters

im only bummed out about the 28 year old freshie on his first week.
all the others can get fucked and Dick Pussy should get away scot free of the dead cops at least.

>Is rampant alcoholism and at best thinly veiled racism tolerated?
sure

>The police here are essentially a military junta
So like new orleans

What does it take to join up with this junta? how much legal immunity does it afford one?

>I had heard that Queensland is something of a police state?
Outside of the cities like brisbane and gold coast you won’t even see a cop. Rural areas have one copper who lives at the police station and knows everyone and will likely have a beer at the pub every now and then.

>racism
tolerated and is general pub conversation

fuck off, we're full

Yeah. I feel sad for him and his Mum.

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I know, thats why I dont trust we're getting what we want/need by voting. A change is definitely coming.

>Im looking to chill with crocodile dundee motherfuckers
FNQ is the place for you, not even joking, they have a crocodile problem up there where the croc's are walking into townships. One of our green's senator's said "lets face it, those people have probably had a bit to drink" referring to people getting eaten.

Australia is a police state, but QLD isn't too bad. As a general rule avoid Victoria.

QPS dosent recruit mutts, sorry.
but hey, i hear vicpol has 4 new jobs opened up.

as for "legal immunity" being police offers you,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Rogerson

fucked up. RIP mate.
All you insensitive cunts posting the photos are fucked. Show some respect.
Regardless of your opinion on police, 4 australians died.

Australia needs more Japanese immigration.

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14% of Pajeets were Muslim in 2011. That could be as high as 25% by now, which means there's a 1 in 4 chance our friend was carrying out a Jihad.

The fact he's already 10x more likely to be a Muslim compared to the average Australian because of his ethnicity, and the fact he was driving a truck and ran over people, a mass murder technique incredibly common amongst Muslims in Western nations, makes him incredibly likely to be a terrorist.

pee pee poo poo vic pol go doo doo

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>Show some respect
I'm sure they never showed the public any respect when they were extorting money from them

>Regardless of your opinion on police, 4 australians died.

an australian dies every 3 minutes

I want a Japanese wife

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Singh as a middle name is 100% fully Sikh

May be but we'll find out. My money is still on he was just driving like a pajeet drives.

The police dont share the same courtesy to you. If you died, no one would give a shit. The police certainly wouldn't protect you. Fuck the police. These 4 dumbasses standing on the side of the road trying to impound a car is amusing though desu senpai

So Im from Grosse Tête LA, and im looking to talk shit to the crocodile dundee motherfuckers by pointing out that gators are way more dangerous and badass

Also the town put this sign up - is there anywhere in all of Aus that this wouldnt result in charges?

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I'm too black pulled to believe that any type of meaningful change is coming, but I'm still hoping 1776 will happen again.
>Regardless of your opinion on police, 4 australians died.
their entire job was to fuck over other Australians to raise enough revenue for the victorian government to pay for paedophiles to teach gender theory to primary school children.

>gators are way more dangerous
LMAO
Gators are reptilelets compared to crocs

How many of you have been to the USA? Likes and dislikes?

You think they've never laughed at a 'civies' misfortune? Or is it just hitting home for you because it's your fellow glowniggers in the funny pictures today?

you'd get lynched in victoria.

Just go up to anywhere in Far North Queensland maybe Cooktown or maybe Cairns.

You wouldn't get in any trouble for that sign, maybe if you tried to enter a mosque with it.

no one wants to visit burgerland and get the fuck outta the thread you fat cunt

dick pusey is a greasy wog con artist cunt.

Those photos from the truck crash are actually screenshots from a video I've got. I'm converting it into a webm now and figuring out what meme to superimpose over it.

Victoria's a shithole. I could put that sign up in my yard right now and people would shake my hand and I'm not even from QLD kek

>Also the town put this sign up - is there anywhere in all of Aus that this wouldnt result in charges
nah, too many bootlickers and statists that the sign wouldn't last a day. plus the media will do investigative journalism to find and shame you, and for the police to fine you.

Look at what happened when some cunt flew the Nazi flag on a telecom tower

Post the video before you ruin it with some cringe shit cunt.

People saying FNQ are ignorant of the chink plagues up that way, especially Cairns. God that place is a sweaty gook shithole. Other places like Mackay would be alright too except for the tourists and as for the rest of the coastal towns you've got a high population of aboriginals, meth and alcohol abuse in general everywhere not to mention the unrelenting humidity in the wet season, also cyclones.
Between Bundy and Gladstone is alright, still shitty humidity but far less brutal and you can safely go for a swim too. Ideally though you want to go out west a bit where the towns seem like they're dying. There's still going to be some problems but them cunts are all openly racist to the point they make pol look absolutely pc.

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Post the webm NOW

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>im only bummed out about the 28 year old freshie on his first week
close to my sentiments.

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i go there once every 2-3 years, just to drive around and explore shit, go to disney,universal,casinos,etc, and smoke legal weed for a month or two.

i am australias biggest ameriboo.

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Actually, as it turns out, having Singh as a middle name is proof you aren't a Sikh. Which means he's either a Hindu or Muslim, by probabilities.

Wouldn't it be delicious if it turns out his licence was transferred and therefore not required to sit any tests in Australia, as is incredibly common with migrants?

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>Dick Pussy enters a shop and talks about the crash in gruesome detail before getting caught
Is he the biggest shitposter of 2020?
youtu.be/8r5x0KhDyUQ

Crocodiles are harmless trust me, there are plenty of rivers and natural pools around Darwin where you can swim and they will swim alongside you and are totally docile, you should try them out.

>Singh
He's a sikh

Would have losing the war been that bad?
How much worse could Nips be than Chinks?

Bullshit, there is no law that could fine you for putting up a sign in your own yard. Only if you marched it through a mosque or chopped off a head in front of a mosque

see

>arrested in collingwood

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just upload the raw retard

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chinks aren't an issue in Townsville, but pajeets are. Cairns has direct international flights so they're fucked, and anywhere which is remotely touristy like Airlie has more advertisements in Chinese than in English.

But overall, the gook problem is almost non-existent up here. We're just full.

That man looks euphoric in that moment.

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NSW in general, but you'd love western Sydney for true bogans.

You're reading "only" wrong. That just means he's not a pajeetess. Their naming convention is different and it is part of his surname.

funnily enough north western Victoria/Mallee is the most conservative part of Australia politically speaking

Fellas from the land down under, is it true that 300k chinks have left your country? Is it true that there are much more to follow?

Fuck lads just praised him and fuck it felt good, might praise him again later idk.

Reminder, that if you come here illegally or by car you will never be a Queenslander.

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>figuring out what meme to superimpose over it
Don't be a bell-end. Mod it up after.